No.524421
>>524420They could teleport a wolf to your room when you go to bed.
No.524580
>>524423Using the arm guard works with dogs, wolves on the other hand go straight for your throat
You need to overpower a wolf to survive
No.524590
it's impossible to defeat a wolf without guns, I'd use a jet lighter flamethrower if I had to deal with multiple wolfs, but if it's just one wolf then a pocket knife is enough
>>524580defend throat area with forearm
No.524595
>No guns, but use everything you have around you currently.
I'm taking a shit right now, I'm pretty much fucked o guess.
No.524597
Is the wolf male or female. This is very important
No.524598
>>524595become turd slinging primate
No.524599
>>524597the wolf is non-binary
No.524602
Let me rephrase this. Can i seduce the wolf by whipping up my 6 inched artifically knotted penis
No.524606
In what sense would I have to defeat the wolf? Intellectually? Sexually? Economically?
No.524611
Inside me are two wolves. I think two is more than one, therefore I win.
No.524637
5000 years have trained man to be the apex of the food chain.
In any situation involving competition within a natural habitat, man will always come out on top.
Teleporting a wolf into my bedroom whilst I sleep would not change that. I have at my disposal furniture and objects that I can improvise into rudimentary arms in order to fight this beast. The wolf has only his teeth.
Put me in any situation, and I will triumph. I am a borne survivor. Throw me in a desert, chuck me in a jungle full of savages, and I will come back as a god.
No.524647
Climb a tree and wait for it to get bored.
No.525397
>>524419I have like three different knives in my room but I can't properly gauge how strong a wolf is so I'm just gonna say no in any situation
No.525399
>>525397use fire
>>524590 to scare it
No.525401
>>525397you'll defeat it with fire(because it will run away from you)
No.525420
>>525402aight Imma just download this 10 hour vid into my phone real quick
no but seriously that's a great idea, video bookmarked No.525422
>>525420boomers dont know theres a loop video option
No.525424
>>525402combine this with:
-flashbangs(stun grenades)
-smoke grenades
-fuckton of firecrackers
-this audio with huge guitar speaker to deafen everyone
-optional flamethrower in case of emergency
ultimate sensorial destruction, 100% escape guaranteed
>>525422rip boomers
No.525428
but practically, one flashbang would be enough, I don't think there's a better alternative to that if the objective is to scare/disorientate the wolf so that you can escape it + having guns in case of emergency if the escape fails
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