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Step 1: Buy a dry herb vaporizer like the crafty+ by storz and bickel. It must have an adjustable tempurature.
Step 2: buy lavender buds, tea tree oil, and blue lotus or whatever other herb you want to vape with the lavender. Do NOT mix lavender with weed or nicotine - they wont vaporize at the tempurature required for lavender to be safe.
Step 3: bathe in tea tree oil a couple of times per week. Mix the lavender with the blue lotus and vaporize them at 140° Celsius (or 284 Fahrenheit). Vape whenever you want.
Tea tree oil and lavender both have estrogenic effects on the body. Combine it with a testosterone blocker, preferably bicalutamide, for best results.
Tea tree oil has antifungal and anti UTI effects. It's great for baths but you could probably vape it just like any other essential oil. It burns if you bathe long enough. You'll want to shower after you bathe to wash the bathwater off. The shower doesnt need to take a long time at all since you'll already be clean though.
Lavender makes you relax. It shouldnt be vaped above 140°C though because that causes the terpenes to convert into toxic fumes. It must be mixed with something unless you enjoy the flavor of pure mint.
Blue lotus is an anti-psychotic with effects similar to CBD, although it does make aches and pains more noticable. It helps you lucid dream btw if you vape before bed.
Optional: get a pregnant horse to pee into a bucket so you can dry the pee into premarin salts, a combination of progesterone and estradiol.
Problem, pharmaceutical industry?