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Recently, my stomach has started to hurt on the buildup to a fart. Like a squelching churning pain. Am I dying?

 

maybe youre pregnate?

 

>>543396
=0

 

maybe you need more fiber in your diet

 

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>>543395
You might need to get a gas valve installed.

 

>>543399
>fiber
I wish people would stop with this meme

 

>>543400
Is this real chat. How does it not get infected

 

>>543403
Got a plug on its back

 

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>>543403
It's got a plug that goes in the hole. It's like a colostomy bag minus the bag although they're working on versions that harvest the farts to produce electricity and mine bitcoin.

 

>>543405
>produce electricity and mine bitcoin
Will the bitcoin miner be on the cow?

 

>>543404
>>543405
Yeah but whats the dealwith the gaping hole

 

>>543408
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow
>A cannulated cow or fistulated cow refers to a cow that has been surgically fitted with a cannula.[1] A cannula acts as a porthole-like device that allows access to the rumen of a cow, to perform research and analysis of the digestive system and to allow veterinarians to transplant rumen contents from one cow to another.[1][2]

 

>>543401
>fiber truther
eat at least one serving of vegetables and one serving of fruit a day and get back to me after 30-60 days

 

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>>543411
Vegetables make me fart a lot.


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