tell me your most unhinged historical larpy sex fetish. don't tell me you have none, all imageboard addicts and history lovers have a few. sharing the few larps i caught in my lifetime
a girl fantasizing about being a european queen owning a harem of male slaves eating her out
a guy fantasizing about being a roman soldier and fucking boudica, or letting her take out all her anger and frustration on him with severe rape
being enlaved by dacian female raiders
fucking roman girls in toga while disscussing philosophy
being an icelandic skinny guy and getting captured and sold into gay slavery in the ottoman harem
young stalin
young drugged out hitler
being a conquistador and fucking everything from aztec girls to japanese geishas, to moor pricesses
252 posts and 125 image replies omitted.Being Yasuke and slamming geisha ass all day
>>706048I have this fantasy where I am this twink british sailor shipwrecked in japan.
Burly samurai capture me and force me to dress as sailor. Then one night they hold me down and yell for a 'yasuke' to break this gaijin twink bussy in.
Yasuke, a 7 foot tall black samurai hung like a horse…
>>657025no it has the sex you wanted there's a sex scene with a hot pole playing a female russian and her lover
i noticed it now she looked extremely in pain in that scene, was it her honest reaction or part of the script to make it realistic, on account of war,No lube and no time for foreplaying in the trenches, he goes raw with her being fully dry
Everyone in this thread should be shot
>>637933I wish I was a pale Austrian twink who got captured by Ottomans and forced to be their sex slave
>>710341>mooroceans are our homies
>we did the reconquesta, we killed them, but culturally we still recognize them
>its okay if some of their soldiers are stationed here, i mean we are people who live close anyway
<they should stay away from our women thoughwhy can't they just go and court the women of their morrocean brothers in arms to dunk back? i thought the thing about trad conquistadors is they aren't afraid of the anglo and their ""lol you racemix you mutts""
wasted a reason to rizz up morrcean qties as spanish generals
>>710735me likey your barrack bunny and jucika pics
>>710900>>710762>>710737Glad to know I still have an audience!
>>710909Should I make a new AI art effortpost thread? The old one already died a while back before I could bump it with new art, so I've got no place to put my stuff into atm. Pic related.
>>711045>Should I make a new AI art effortpost thread?Why not, don't be shy. There were also some other anons posting their stuff so that thread would be alive, I believe.
>>705047Snitch of the year award.
>>639106The clit wasn't invented until 1872.
>>680803>>680800the duality of leftypolers
>>677228giwtwm
>>711089how did women give birth in the 1600s then?
>>715572im still kinda curious where did the tribal island story leap
your current story feels authentic enough to be historical sexo fantasy. go for it give us a link!
If you wanna fantasize about a non-rightoid historical group liberating your bussy, the Red Army is right there. 🫤
sex
>>717106Are you kidding? Your lord would demand you capture the enemy nobles alive, even if they murdered dozens of peasants from horseback, then he would ransom him back to his family or just let him go for some 'chivalry' bullshit, and in 6 months your lord and their lord will be back feasting and hunting together. If you dared to harm an enemy commander intentionally you'd probably be tortured to death as an offering to their side
>>721349that reverse race berserk pic you posted got me acting unwise, tfw i will never read about a black femboy Griff controlling a nordic Guts, is casca still brown skinned or flipped in this senario?
>>721349Same guy.
I've read through whole thread and there are little to no people who have wet dreams about being the ruler of the state. Being a king with own harem is a very obvious powerfantasy. Also there I'm surprised that there not much people who want to impersonate real historical figures, so I'll share another one:
I like to imagine myself in the body of Ivan the Terrible, since he's the ultimate badass with whom I share name, ethnicity and he's also bisexual (allegedly).
When I was growing up I just found him kind of cool, then I've discovered that he had sex with hundreds of women and that made my neurons cross.
Basically all of the sexual fantasies I have about this scenario is: conquer everyone who threatens Rus', fuck their twinks and women after you've slain their armies, all while GWAR - The Salamanizer is playing.
It also pairs well with my interracial fetish. Imagine fucking some captured swede princesses' throat, then you pull your cock out of her stomach, tell her that her weak bloodline will never satisfy a real man unlike women of deserts and that's when I piss on her face and she cums.
>>721350Never watched/read anything related to Berserk. I just find the picture funny. He is hot, though
>>721361god dang you got a thing for black girls
so you wanna be a king and cuckqueen a blonde princess with a hot black girl or a twink? this reads like the lore of some fear and hunger adult mod or a hellsing fanfiction, hot.
>I've read through whole thread and there are little to no people who have wet dreams about being the ruler of the state.because all historical state ruler before the 1980 were monarchs and leftists in here disdain monarchs, don't want to be kings but chairmen or dictators
>>721712Would you let her pee on you and would you also drink her piss?
>>721716Absolutely, without blinking.
>>710365the reconquista was mostly hispanoids (christian) killing other hispanoids (muslims)
>>724001pre-ww1 orgy with all of these people drool emoji
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