tell me your most unhinged historical larpy sex fetish. don't tell me you have none, all imageboard addicts and history lovers have a few. sharing the few larps i caught in my lifetime
a girl fantasizing about being a european queen owning a harem of male slaves eating her out
a guy fantasizing about being a roman soldier and fucking boudica, or letting her take out all her anger and frustration on him with severe rape
being enlaved by dacian female raiders
fucking roman girls in toga while disscussing philosophy
being an icelandic skinny guy and getting captured and sold into gay slavery in the ottoman harem
young stalin
young drugged out hitler
being a conquistador and fucking everything from aztec girls to japanese geishas, to moor pricesses
188 posts and 102 image replies omitted.>>671128no one can do it
one guy in the mouth, two in the anal and pussy, that leaves two guy struggling to have a boobjob, unless the guys manage to give her a cock to blow, insert two dicks in her ass and two in her pussy, which is near immpossible, you won't have enough room to thrust back and fourth, i'm not counting handjobs because handjobs are hard to stimulate with only one hand, you need two hands for better grip, so she couldn't give double handjobs and handle them
my final math, one guy handjobbed, one guy boobjobbing, one guy blowing, one in the pinkie and one in the stinkie
"it's over lord Ægbeth, your real is mine, your nobles pay tributes to me, now as your new queen. you have to satisfy me…i hope your dead wife didn't make you forget how to please a real woman.."
"is that all the stamina you got? what a worthless man you are, losing so easily, getting captured so easily!, cumming so easily, we didn't even do this for an hour and you can't fuck me harder? pathetic, you call yourself a man? i've been fucked by women with more staminas that you, and i thought a king like you knows how to fuck a woman, perhaps i did your wife a favor by beheading her, perhaps i should behead you too…..not today, i'm still horny, so suck my feet and lick my thighs and I might just let you live… Hmm, why are you hiding your crotch behind you hand like that? Don't tell me, your disgusting small dick got hard from having your face slapped like that? Fufu, really are nasty little perverts! I wonder if your subjects know their ruler is such a pathetic masochist pig. I know, if you write a declaration saying that you're my personal pet I might just let you cum, fufufu…that's right, come here, show your respect to the new queen, you belong to me now…fufufu"
>>637933i commonly fantasize about being a roman sex slave for some military aristocrat, or having sex with a lot of roman soldiers in a bathhouse
another is being a sex slave for an egyptian pharaoh, basically that chick from the beginning of the mummy
another is being one of those pearl diving tribes on a pacific island who has underwater sex with my bf using our trained ability to hold our breath for a long time
also being a member of an uncontacted tribe in the amazon, and i imagine the tribe having an orgy before all the men go on a hunting party, or else i go with them on the hunting party because i'm a boy, but i'm useless for hunting because i'm a little twink, so instead i keep them all sexually satisfied by a bonfire every night
>>689948now i’m gonna commission ratbat to draw a t34 giving backshots to a hot communist lady
jokes aside for those who don’t know who ratbat is
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