tell me your most unhinged historical larpy sex fetish. don't tell me you have none, all imageboard addicts and history lovers have a few. sharing the few larps i caught in my lifetime
a girl fantasizing about being a european queen owning a harem of male slaves eating her out
a guy fantasizing about being a roman soldier and fucking boudica, or letting her take out all her anger and frustration on him with severe rape
being enlaved by dacian female raiders
fucking roman girls in toga while disscussing philosophy
being an icelandic skinny guy and getting captured and sold into gay slavery in the ottoman harem
young stalin
young drugged out hitler
being a conquistador and fucking everything from aztec girls to japanese geishas, to moor pricesses
291 posts and 147 image replies omitted.>>721349that reverse race berserk pic you posted got me acting unwise, tfw i will never read about a black femboy Griff controlling a nordic Guts, is casca still brown skinned or flipped in this senario?
>>721349Same guy.
I've read through whole thread and there are little to no people who have wet dreams about being the ruler of the state. Being a king with own harem is a very obvious powerfantasy. Also there I'm surprised that there not much people who want to impersonate real historical figures, so I'll share another one:
I like to imagine myself in the body of Ivan the Terrible, since he's the ultimate badass with whom I share name, ethnicity and he's also bisexual (allegedly).
When I was growing up I just found him kind of cool, then I've discovered that he had sex with hundreds of women and that made my neurons cross.
Basically all of the sexual fantasies I have about this scenario is: conquer everyone who threatens Rus', fuck their twinks and women after you've slain their armies, all while GWAR - The Salamanizer is playing.
It also pairs well with my interracial fetish. Imagine fucking some captured swede princesses' throat, then you pull your cock out of her stomach, tell her that her weak bloodline will never satisfy a real man unlike women of deserts and that's when I piss on her face and she cums.
>>721350Never watched/read anything related to Berserk. I just find the picture funny. He is hot, though
>>721361god dang you got a thing for black girls
so you wanna be a king and cuckqueen a blonde princess with a hot black girl or a twink? this reads like the lore of some fear and hunger adult mod or a hellsing fanfiction, hot.
>I've read through whole thread and there are little to no people who have wet dreams about being the ruler of the state.because all historical state ruler before the 1980 were monarchs and leftists in here disdain monarchs, don't want to be kings but chairmen or dictators
>>721712Would you let her pee on you and would you also drink her piss?
>>721716Absolutely, without blinking.
>>710365the reconquista was mostly hispanoids (christian) killing other hispanoids (muslims)
>>724001pre-ww1 orgy with all of these people drool emoji
>>727866SPQR was the most progressive. After that its just same old despotism.
>>729861So I like thick women because I want to breed them all day? Interesting.
>>729865It's not "breeding" they are not cattle
>>729866humans are animals
>>729861unrelated but what if i love both? assa, booba, thighs, mouth, elbows YES ELBOWS
no feet though. feets are for =>omega males (enjoying the lowliest parts that are vital in all despite their dertiness, clearly subservient and lecherous, brain developed sideways)
>>729868what about armpits bro, absolute kino you cant just forget about them
I want to fuck Ea nasir so much bros…
>>735854Too many panels before the punchline
Also missed opportunity to make a joke about how wns are obsessed with interracial porn
>>739903
lol I remember this from archeological news from a couple of years ago, but weren't those paintings carved on trees?
>>739903
On tree bark (whitoids too stupid to invent paper)
>>741222I still prefer bunda but as long as they post ladies showing their goodies I'm good
>>741653boobs size doesn't correlate to milk capacity,it's mostly aesthetic
now if she had more than two,we can talk about feeding a lot of them
>>741222Boobs are communist because they create a valuable resource that can’t be commodified by the bourgeoisie
Ass is reactionary because it provides nothing and is purely aesthetic
"femboys are the choice of a man in peace with homosexuality but also his hypermasculinity, to have a femboy by your side is the ultimate gratification, it means you're so masculine, so worthy of love that another man feels girly by it and wants to be in your manly arms, usually someone youthful and younger, it means he unironically wants to be your girly woman so bad, he wants to act feminine for you and himself, and feels okay with taking it in the ass if its a man so protective as YOU!, to take your penis and cum in his ass or frot with your bigger penis either without feelings of shame of being a passive "failed" man, or in spite of it because he feels safe and protected from society in your embrace, and if the trap does has a bigger penis? he still looks like a girl, he still wants to be your baby girl despite being a man, even despite having the bigger dick he'd still not care about its virility for being your wife is a better thrill, the ultimate submission to be another man's cum receiver despite your manhood, get yourself a femboy who unlike women, cannot get period blood, does not have hysteria, cannot pregnant accidentally yet still wants to passivly be your sex partner and care about your feelings, it also means his dad who created now has to know his son is getting the semen of another man, so you're still an alpha male, to have a femboy is to have an idealist in love with you, willing to combat his masculinity and be your boywife that cooks meals for both of you and cleans your penis with his own girly penis" - Plato
>>741843"tomboys are the real reality we should aspire for, femboys? pure idealism, femboys will hit puberty one day, and grow old turn into femmen, and also a femboy is a man debasing himself to acting cutsey, acting feminine, while tomboys seek to conquer their masculine side while still appearing beautiful as women, if not cultivating a new beauty despite losing some of their feminine attractivness, masculinity is always associated with strength, a woman becoming manly? isn't debasing, she's adding attributes! scythian amazonian women, kushite warrior ladies, tomboys can be women unapologetically, while still working hard and acting manly, how can you not love such a creature? she might not be docile, but she is not trying to be weak! a tomboy knows women aren't stronger than men on average, but doesn't care!, the tomboy is the ultimate traditional wife if she's loyal, she's not looking for a patriarch dad to guide her or pay for her, but a partner to equally love! that's as gratifying as femboys if not even more! she does not have the weak artistery hobbies of women, but she conquers that of men anyway!, imagine the child of a man and a tomboy traditional wife! whom both his dad and mom both are buff, do not look for drama, have armors in their closet from fighting in war, and can carry a giant log from working in farms all day…he will be a monster of a man…both his mom and dad being masculine, the perfect couple in this real world we live in, where both genders act tough yet united, who work by day and by night decide who gets to dominate and tease the other, imagine having a woman with clear mesmerizing abs jumping on your dick with pride because she wants to and knows it…wouldn't that be a sight"-aristotle
Actual poem adressed by Gaius Catullus addresed to Furius Bibaculus, another poet, and Aurelius Messalinus, a senator of his time.
>I will sodomize you and face-fuck you, (can be interpreted in latin as "i will rape your mouth and ass")
>bottom Aurelius and catamite Furius,
>you who think, because my poems
>are sensitive, that I have no shame.
>For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral
>himself, [but] in no way is it necessary for his poems.
>In point of fact, these have wit and charm,
>if they are sensitive and a little shameless,
>and can arouse an itch,
>and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
>who can't get it up.
>Because you've read my countless kisses,
>you think less of me as a man?
>I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.
was he a rapper of his era or just into both of them? eitherway hot
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