Final Animal Election Date: MAY 30!!!!!!!
The preliminary animal election is JOEVER and about HALF of the animals have been ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>667823birds-of-prey are simply the most communist of animals, this is why you people must combine to form the Birdblock against those who seek our immediate destruction
>>667953a true silly little rodent, but the birds of prey can easily blind a bourgeois agent
>>668099yeah
>>668145i will completely declare hedgehogs an enemy if you keep up this posting
MAY 24 POLL: https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kEodpgo>>668998I'm thinking about making it so the elected vice president will be the second most voted animal of the same party. For example, if Marmot wins, the second Rodent Party candidate with the most votes would become the VP.
But maybe I should make it so we vote for two candidates, and the second most voted becomes the VP? What do you think?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
>>671020>birddescendent from dinossaurs
>dinossaurs = dragonstrvst the plan
BREAKING NEWS: LAST NIGHT JELLYFISH PEOPLE'S ARMED POLICE OFFICERS UNDERTOOK A SECURITY OPERATION AGAINST A NUMBER OF HEDGEHOG AND BIRD EXTREMEIST GROUPS. These extremist groups, the Hedgehog Libertarian Alliance and the Bird Brown Shirts, follow illegal liberal-fascist ideologies and have been noted to worship the United $naKKKe$ of AmeriKKKa. Their cards of toleration by the glorious state have been revoked.
These are REAL photos taken during the raid last night showing the evil terrorists doing illegal actions like breathing in the presence of a law enforecment officer. No police officers were harmed and luckily every terrorist has been killed or arrested and is in the hyperbolic torture chambers. State News will take a moment to thank the =BRAVE AND GLORIOUS== People's Armed Police officers who gave their nights to fight these terrorists.
Officers have reported to State News than numerous highly illegal items were found, such as illegal firearms (ameriKKKan made firearms like AR-15s), terrorist symbols and paraphinalia, cishet pornography, documents detailing terrible terrorist attacks planned on civilians, religious iconography, ameriKKKan symbols, banned luddite fantasy 'literature', banned theory, bourgeois furniture and copious amounts of marajuana. People's Armed Police have planted evidence in the extremist buildings that this was not found in, as per law 124814.23149795781 of section 12384789478901241.5132972189375 of the simplified Jellyfish legal code. All extremists found have been designated terrorists, and the remaining organisation members still on the run are designated terrorist groups, meaning biological warfare in the form of genetic-targetting viruses has been released to turn them into living blobs.
This terrorist crackdown calls into question the validity of the Hedgehog and Bird parties running in the current election. If any individual in these parties (accused by state propaganda sources to be libertarian and fascist respectively) is found associated with the terrorist orgs they will all be found guilty by association as per law 1293759021736972340967 of the section 92375-1305891-3058913859018 of the Jellyfish Legal Code. These parties are very small and nobody likes them and have no chance of winning anything in the election, but as the rule of law exists in this great nation they must not be allowed to continue if they are not respecting our democracy.
>>671479Oh come on, do you really think the good people of leftypol are stupid enough to buy your ai slop nonsense?? Just goes to show how little they think of us
Vote Hedgehog to overthrow these lying, cheating, ai-using, fascist cheaters!!
>>671496AI? Stop being so chauvinistic against our AI comrades you liberal-fascist freedom cultist AmeriKKKan craKKKer. However these are
REAL images, nothing is fake about them, they represent real life. How dare you doubt the state! You are threatening AES with your chauvinistic beliefs. All images posted are 200% real, more real than real life, so real they represent the truth of the matter rather than the muddy and unclear on the ground reality, which if used might end up in the truth being used for reactionary ends.
>>671513Ai is the spawn of capitalists devils and is a tool used by the bourgeoisie to oppress the working class, not to mention the ecological damage it causes - the hedgehogs will destroy ai when we inevitably win
that being said, the fact that your fascistic/tsarist-like autocratic regime is resorting to such measures is a clear sign you are no longer fit to lead (and never were) - all power to the hedgehogs, our victory is near
>>671525The Primate Party is of the opinion that AI should be turned into a public utility rather than having it be outright banned since the nature of many current forms of AI as FOSS projects made by enthusiasts makes it impossible to completely stamp them out. The genie is already out of the bottle as they say, and to pretend otherwise is, in our opinion, delusional.
We believe that a lot of the harm currently being done through the use of AI is due to it being developed and used under the conditions of capitalism, where multiple different companies are making their own models and wasting manpower and resources essentially doing redundant research and model training while the models themselves are being used for all sorts of harmful activities like scams, astroturfing operations, and the spreading of misinformation and reactionary propaganda by bad actors.
However, AI CAN be used for the betterment of us all when it is freed from the shackles of the profit motive and pointless market competition. It has the POTENTIAL to further democratize the creation of art and solve many of the complex problems facing us collectively now and in the future, but only IF it is done outside the current socio-economic incentive structure.
We of the Primate Party believe that there is a middle ground of some sort that can be reached on this issue rather than having us outright go towards either the anti-tech or tech-accelerationist extremes.
This message has been approved by the Primate Party Election Committee. >>671542primates are feckless liberals disguised as communists.
Lofty goals and high falutan words may fool your typical voter base, but those election is about action.
Birds or hedgehogs, who will lift up the opposition to the jellyfish? Birds, I tell you, because we have the diversity and the people's mandate to carry out our goals. Birds are friends of all beings - of all colors, of all sizes, and empirically inintelligent and capable of empathy.
Do you expect the diminutive hedgehog to support the needs of old world apes, lions, tigers and various other large animals?
We do not need cuteness, but action. We do not need oppression, but guiding principles for an already motivated animaldom.
We need BIRDS!
>>671559Action for the sake of action is literally one of the core tenets of fascist thought and we absolutely reject this sort of thinking. Action without a plan only benefits the enemies of all animalkind (the capitalist class) since it can only lead us to lash out blindly (like you are currently doing) and expend our limited reserves on opportunism that leads us nowhere.
We have not seen you present a proper, rational plan of action for solving our common issues or defeating our common enemies yet. With the final election close at hand, we believe now would be a good time for everyone to do so.
Everyone already knows our party program. So where is yours?This message has been approved by the Primate Party Election Committee. >>672018>>672199Voting is in this thread:
>>672027 (Gods pls pin!!!)
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