BIRD and
HEDGEHOG have
WON the 2025 Animal Election!!!
Lets find out right now which one is going to be the president, and which will be the vice president by using the
dice roll feature:
1d2 = 1If the number above is
1, then the president is
BIRDIf the number above is
2, then the president is
HEDGEHOGThe
LOVECRAFTIAN party has won the most congress seats!!!
What does this mean for the future of our society?!?!??
it means the hedgehogs and birds must work together EVEN in the congress as well, as to ensure the oiling of the wheel, known as society
>>674080nooooooo
Stop the steal!
>>674100we will enhance democracy under the bird sweep
great, the jellyfish congress will make sure that no law ever passes
I knew we could do it birdgehog friends.
Let us not rustle our jimmies over the president/vice president kerfuffle.
>>674274they don't have a majority. birds can join the cute party to ensure a lockout. I propose that hedgehog step to the second position as vice president in return for birds joining the cute party and letting them set the legislative agenda
All of those lib parties should be subsumed into the communist party
Wait shit how do you do the dice thing
>>674278A clear sign of jellyfish incompetence. Your day has passed.
>>674080Joe Birden and Kamala Hedgehog were installed by the Deep State!!!
>>674168sorry sir, birdhog sweep, the birdhog reign will be loved by many
>>674080Sooo rigged caracal was supposed to win
>>674478There is room for caracals in the cute party comrade
In fact, during the next election i think the cute party should merge with the feline and dog parties
>>674517>merge with the canine lapdogsnever
>>674574we get it, y'all caracals are very racist, but we need a big tent in order to win
i am THE guy who campaigned for the owls, which eventually became the Bird United Vote, i call for birds to enter the cute party!
>>674803Aren't you supposed to be working, vice president?! Just no shame at all. This is why jellyfish won the congress.
>>674987the owls tend to most work anyway, they're calling it the most official government yet
What a bunch of immature nonsense. lol
>>674080Siberia's been slow and boring since the new administration
>>676692Siberia has been slow and boring since the blackout, blame the jellyfish
>>676702No it was fast during jellyfish
>>676692that's the joy of efficiency lad, you should learn the appreciate the new administration, but things will pick up soon, once we get the wheels fully churning
>>681052This is head of the Bird coalition, please do not build nuclear bombs! they are a violation of the current rules of government, the Owl Vanguard might send in our guys to investigate for weapons grade uranium.
The cat fkn owned it. unlike you pog
>>683645That's some hate. Like the fucking reply option. Them reporting them nigs?
You're all to fail. F*vking idiocracy
>>683661Seethe jellyposter.
>>684642That ain't mikoon, wombat
Animal erection?
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She came from the speznaz, our phones are a joke
Don't post on my phone, fucking ****
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