/siberia/ - Off-topic

it means the hedgehogs and birds must work together EVEN in the congress as well, as to ensure the oiling of the wheel, known as society

>>674080
nooooooo
Stop the steal!

>>674100
we will enhance democracy under the bird sweep

>>674102
*birdhog sweep

great, the jellyfish congress will make sure that no law ever passes

I knew we could do it birdgehog friends.

Let us not rustle our jimmies over the president/vice president kerfuffle.

>>674274
they don't have a majority. birds can join the cute party to ensure a lockout. I propose that hedgehog step to the second position as vice president in return for birds joining the cute party and letting them set the legislative agenda

All of those lib parties should be subsumed into the communist party

THE JELLYFISH PARTY DENIES THIS FAKE AND UNLAWFUL RESULT

Finally we have had to take matters into our own hands against the perfidious bourgeois elements who pretend to have been facilitating this election, AN ELECTION WHICH INDEPENDENT REVIEWERS HAVE CONFIRMED WAS WON BY THE JELLYFISH AND THE LOVECRAFTIAN PARTY

WE CANNOT LET THIS BOURGEOIS REACTION, THIS CRIME AGAINST DEMOCRACY TAKE PLACE. So we have mobilized the first army to TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE RED SQUARE AND ARREST THESE PHONY 'CHIHUAHUANS'. We have mobilized all pro-party forces against these "'liberal-fascists'" who think they can take our nation away from us.

Videos of the mobilizing army have already been circulated over State News

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE HOGS AND BIRDFASH - WE WILL DESTROY YOU. AND TO THE PEOPLE - WE WILL FIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!




(First army takes Red Square without a fight from the Chihuahuan Mediators. 2nd and 3rd army are not responding to the Party. Party HQ in the Politburo reaches out to he 2nd army and tries to convince them to join the Jelly side)
"'If it is over 15 the 2nd Army will become loyal'"
1d20 =

Wait shit how do you do the dice thing

>>674278
A clear sign of jellyfish incompetence. Your day has passed.

2ND ARMY ARE YOU HEARING US. BEND THE KNEE TO THE STATE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE HEDGEPIGS!!!!!!!!!

>>674080
Joe Birden and Kamala Hedgehog were installed by the Deep State!!!

>>674168
sorry sir, birdhog sweep, the birdhog reign will be loved by many

>>674080
Sooo rigged caracal was supposed to win

>>674476
i think its time for caracal islamic movement (harakat caracal al-islamiya) to rise up and declare a feline jihad

>>674478
There is room for caracals in the cute party comrade

In fact, during the next election i think the cute party should merge with the feline and dog parties

>>674517
>merge with the canine lapdogs
never

>>674574
we get it, y'all caracals are very racist, but we need a big tent in order to win