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File: 1749007962712.jpg (1.43 MB, 2892x2468, ANIMAL ELECTION 2025 RESUL….jpg)

 

BIRD and HEDGEHOG have WON the 2025 Animal Election!!!

Lets find out right now which one is going to be the president, and which will be the vice president by using the dice roll feature:
dice 1d2 = 1
If the number above is 1, then the president is BIRD
If the number above is 2, then the president is HEDGEHOG


The LOVECRAFTIAN party has won the most congress seats!!!

What does this mean for the future of our society?!?!??

it means the hedgehogs and birds must work together EVEN in the congress as well, as to ensure the oiling of the wheel, known as society

>>674080
nooooooo
Stop the steal!

>>674100
we will enhance democracy under the bird sweep

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>>674102
*birdhog sweep

great, the jellyfish congress will make sure that no law ever passes

I knew we could do it birdgehog friends.

Let us not rustle our jimmies over the president/vice president kerfuffle.

>>674274
they don't have a majority. birds can join the cute party to ensure a lockout. I propose that hedgehog step to the second position as vice president in return for birds joining the cute party and letting them set the legislative agenda

All of those lib parties should be subsumed into the communist party

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THE JELLYFISH PARTY DENIES THIS FAKE AND UNLAWFUL RESULT

Finally we have had to take matters into our own hands against the perfidious bourgeois elements who pretend to have been facilitating this election, AN ELECTION WHICH INDEPENDENT REVIEWERS HAVE CONFIRMED WAS WON BY THE JELLYFISH AND THE LOVECRAFTIAN PARTY

WE CANNOT LET THIS BOURGEOIS REACTION, THIS CRIME AGAINST DEMOCRACY TAKE PLACE. So we have mobilized the first army to TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE RED SQUARE AND ARREST THESE PHONY 'CHIHUAHUANS'. We have mobilized all pro-party forces against these "'liberal-fascists'" who think they can take our nation away from us.

Videos of the mobilizing army have already been circulated over State News

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE HOGS AND BIRDFASH - WE WILL DESTROY YOU. AND TO THE PEOPLE - WE WILL FIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!




(First army takes Red Square without a fight from the Chihuahuan Mediators. 2nd and 3rd army are not responding to the Party. Party HQ in the Politburo reaches out to he 2nd army and tries to convince them to join the Jelly side)
"'If it is over 15 the 2nd Army will become loyal'"
1d20 =

Wait shit how do you do the dice thing

>>674278
A clear sign of jellyfish incompetence. Your day has passed.

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2ND ARMY ARE YOU HEARING US. BEND THE KNEE TO THE STATE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE HEDGEPIGS!!!!!!!!!

>>674080
Joe Birden and Kamala Hedgehog were installed by the Deep State!!!

>>674168
sorry sir, birdhog sweep, the birdhog reign will be loved by many

>>674080
Sooo rigged caracal was supposed to win

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>>674476
i think its time for caracal islamic movement (harakat caracal al-islamiya) to rise up and declare a feline jihad

>>674478
There is room for caracals in the cute party comrade

In fact, during the next election i think the cute party should merge with the feline and dog parties

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>>674293
>>674294
>>674322
RAPE JELLYFISH

>>674517
>merge with the canine lapdogs
never

>>674574
we get it, y'all caracals are very racist, but we need a big tent in order to win

i am THE guy who campaigned for the owls, which eventually became the Bird United Vote, i call for birds to enter the cute party!

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Hedgehog chilling in the palace of the soviets’ bathtub

no otters

i am dissapint :(

>>674803
Aren't you supposed to be working, vice president?! Just no shame at all. This is why jellyfish won the congress.

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>>674987
We’ve all gotta bathe, stinky

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>>675022
not if you're a leftist. showers and baths are bourgeois

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>>675034
My friend, i’m sure it is not against the leftist rules to bathe

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>>674853

>>674987
the owls tend to most work anyway, they're calling it the most official government yet

What a bunch of immature nonsense. lol

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>>675559
nofunallowed.bmp

>>675623
hot

>>674080
Siberia's been slow and boring since the new administration

>>676692
Siberia has been slow and boring since the blackout, blame the jellyfish

>>676702
No it was fast during jellyfish

>>676692
that's the joy of efficiency lad, you should learn the appreciate the new administration, but things will pick up soon, once we get the wheels fully churning

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Birds are lumpenized proletarians

>>677328
Poor pigeons…

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>Birds are imperialist murderer-rapists that shit everywhere
This claim is a product of bourgeois ideology. In actuality:
>city pigeons we see are all descendants of domesticated pigeons (kept either as pets or animals who did jobs)
<"Most feral pigeons are very close to starvation"
>It's especially hard for feral pigeons to have access to healthy foods (like seeds and grains)
Pigeons are lumpenized proletarians who are oppressed and toiling in poverty. They are forced to scrounge for food and struggle to survive.

It's because of that that birds are the primary agent of revolution. Birds, due to their economic position and interests, as well as their numbers, are the driving force behind a socialist revolution.

Long live the bird-hedgehog communist revolution!

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Siberia's Vice President Fidel Hedgehog looks on after casting his ballot at a voting station at the Great Hall of All Creatures, Siberia, 2025.

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Portraits like this one of Comrade Pigeon Un in Pigeongrad are familiar sites in all of the larger cities and towns in Siberia. Erected on the exterior of an apartment house, it attracts attention of the pigeons who are on their way to see a Siberian Art Theatre production. 2025.

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The Siberian People's Army has been training 10,000 pigeons to provide support to the military's communications. The pigeons, flying at speeds of up to 75 miles (120 km) per hour, are being trained to carry loads of up to 3.5 oz (100 g).

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The Caracal Islamic movement is not working on developing nuclear weapons. ok?

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>>681052
The Canine Coalition is actively following these developments and condemns them as worrying given the Caracal Islamic Movement's creature rights track record, as well as calling it a gross violation of regional peace treaties.

>>681052
This is head of the Bird coalition, please do not build nuclear bombs! they are a violation of the current rules of government, the Owl Vanguard might send in our guys to investigate for weapons grade uranium.

The cat fkn owned it. unlike you pog

>>683645
That's some hate. Like the fucking reply option. Them reporting them nigs?

You're all to fail. F*vking idiocracy


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