My girlfriend:
>has a PhD
>speaks four languages
>has lived abroad and traveled a lot of the world
>plays music
>is published (musically and scientifically)
>knows how to do 5000 things I can’t
>makes far more money than me
>gets hit on constantly
>is all of this, 7 years younger than me
Me:
>4/10, 5/10 at best
>working a generic office job for mediocre pay
>monolingual
>only hobbies are vidya and movies
I offer nothing to her, I’m not even particularly good in bed. No, she (probably) is not cheating on me. How do I become a more deserving partner?
>>718621You could start by dropping your bad habits, such as lying on the internet.
Just be a good person and work on your appearance. By good I don't mean "morally good" but rather have a positive presence and be pleasant to be around.
nice fanfiction
>>718621>gets hit on constantly>No, she (probably) is not cheating on me.Trust your gut bruh, all people are whores and scumbags.
Maybe she'll break up you and you won't have to worry about any of this anymore.
>>718621She's absolutely cheating on you.
My gf must be a Marxist but not one of those retarded infantile Marxists but one that is super intelligent and knowledgeable like me
>I offer nothing to her
that's probably why she's into you. please don't try to compete with her in any way, just appreciate and listen to her
humblebrag thread
>>718621how did you meet and convince her to go on a date with you?
Chuds be wild. One banned me from a mother fucking sheets
Give her to me (I’ve got BBC)
>>718621uigha that video is AI, she aint real 💀💀💀
ur cheating on HER by talking to me
None of those things are particularly impressive. There are many women who have that and more. You have low standards even in your bizarre schizo fantasies dude.
>>718861Most women don't have that. Most men don't either
>>718621>I offer nothing to her, I’m not even particularly good in bed. No, she (probably) is not cheating on me. How do I become a more deserving partner?If she chose you then you already have what she wants. But if you are feeling like you could do more maybe talk to her and see if there's anything she'd like. Especially if it's something you could do together to bond.
>>718863>PhDprobably the hardest thing in the list, still, not impressive nowadays.
>four languagesyou need to know at least 2/3 languages to function in our modern world, she just knows one more than the minimum, not impressive, plush she couldve easily learned them from travelling around
>has lived abroadeveryone has studied or worked abroad at some point in their lives
>plays musiceveryone learns instruments and music theory in their childhood, this is basic stuff
>is publishedeasily doable given enough effort
essentially this applies to most adults in 2025
>>718875Are you trying to make us feel bed about ourselves?
>>718875Are you fucking with us? If you're describing yourself then that's great of you. I don't think most people are that accomplished but I don't really explore the world much so what do I know.
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>>71862160-80% of college kids come from privileged and rich backgrounds and born with a silver spoon up their asses,They've always been cut from the same cloth. Their current bitching and moaning is just the sound they make now that they've finally realized there's no cheese at the end of the tunnel. All these 'accomplishments' and experience will never enter anywhere with a hint of prole or lumpen presence. Ironically, being so 'accomplished' and never having to struggle for much makes these types much more easily depressed and get existential when they find out we're hardly ever actually tested ourselves and have been on autopilot their entire lives, the only exceptions being those who probably workout or do something liberal and impotent vaguely related to actual socialism.
>>718875this
She's just following the recipe.A paint-by-numbers life.
>>719088Oh not it’s another anti student tirade.
The truth is, most college students are middle class at best but they aren’t born with a silver spoon.
A lot of them are working two jobs.
Irony is, it’s people like you whom inhabit image boards whom are the least accomplished and least productive in life.
Always wanting to bathe the world in blood for not getting the romance you wanted in high school.
>>719113>Oh not it’s another anti student tirade.Your martyr complex is showing, loan-lube. Wipe that sanctimonious jizz off your chin before you speak.
>The truth is, most college students are middle class at best but they aren’t born with a silver spoon.85% of grads end up back in their childhood bedroom, degree collecting dust next to their crusted fleshlights and vibrators. The middle class is the financial version of edging. Always almost making it, always jerking yourselves raw over future prospects that never come.
>A lot of them are working two jobs.Technically a privilege, not a right and also a myth at this point. Also having "Two jobs" makes you a glorified double sided dildo for the bourgeois, wagelet.
>Always wanting to bathe the world in blood for not getting the romance you wanted in high school.The only thing more pathetic than your projection is the fact you're still mentally gargling the ball-sweat of teenagers. Go dry-hump your degree and seethe. nonce.
>>719159My degree is my dick and the economy is your wife. I'm not moving out I'm moving in.
Cope.
Number one would be to develop an inherent feeling of self worth. If you feel inadequate and feel like you have to compensate to be deserving of her that might be a bad sign for if your relationship is going to last.
>>718621Love is work, you cretin. Prove to her that you deserve her.
You should cheat on her. Find yourself another one before she dumps you. It might boost your confidence
>>720208Finally some good advice.
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