Last night I took my kids trick or treating and saw one house giving out plastic straws with they’re candy.
This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen.
I bet that in 10 years America will have no sidewalks so kids will have to do A.I. trick-or-treating after they get home from school (By getting home from school I mean switching tabs after watch A.I. generated PragerU videos) and there will be no costumes instead you will just change your avatar’s appearance. Actually scratch that there will be no Halloween because it’s demonic.
Well hopefully there will be less kids then. Although how that happens is probably not pleasant to think about and shouldn't happen if it does happen. Whatever the case I don't plan on having children myself maybe I won't even be alive. Who knows
>>721999Have you ever stuck one of these things in your urethra and exclaimed " I just cleaned my pipe!"?
>>722000anon that's not how you do sounding, those edges are sharp as fuck
>>722013Would that even do anything if the toaster isn’t plugged in? As a kid I would always unplug the toaster and try to get out microwave pancakes out of it with a fork.