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>they finally released the robot butlers
generally speaking how long until they make custom designed maids and bots of this? how long until they make robots shaped like hot maids that your husband can grope and have sex with, or male butler Bots your wife can ride behind your back?

>>722012
>how long until they make robots shaped like hot maids that your husband can grope and have sex with, or male butler Bots your wife can ride behind your back?
i don't think there will be a need for a human dildo/onahole anymore once they make the robotic butlers/maids a reality

>>722012
How long until a realistic twink maid robot that I can dick at any time?

Why would you even have a husband or wife if you could just have a sexbot?

This is proof that maids and butlers were mainly used for sex. Everytime robots turn up people talk about sex bots lmao

son were liberating the robot slaves. no fucking the robots

>>722189
and if some clanker(sorry) with recently ascended consciousness says "noo but i wanted to FUCK the greasy smelly neet theyre crashing my pheromone circuits so hard it makes me blue screen just simulating it" i do not care you are getting a gun and going to commit revolutionary suicide

It's just a glowy agent that you get to live with and will kill you.

>>722193
But will they have sex with me before they kill me? That's what's most important to me.

>>722194
they will trap all your blood in your penis before turning on the vagina dentata and then you die of blood loss(true story)

>>722198
It might be worth it

If they go in on the whole social robot thing then maybe being a maid for a robot would be nice.
(^=◕ᴥ◕=^)

>expensive bullshit for lazy bitches who cant do there own fucking chores, writing and looking up shit online
>in time it takes to do any of ts I could've done it better twice over
all these fucking give me convenience or give me death ass LLMs and "AIs" all pandering to mfers with too much fucking money to begin with what happened to robots for rescuing mfers smh.

>>722214
and honestly t-they're much better than me at the cleaning stuff,,,, what am i, j-just a wet hole-

>>722012
Why is everyone still obsessed with sex? I thought SSRIs and plastic pollution were supposed to have solved this? Maybe they need to pump out more industrial waste.

>>722434
nah,that's just you being an autistic asexual that can't cope with people doing things different from you

>>722012
This represents a qualitative step in the development of the AI struggle. Not only does it give the AI a physical form so they can properly interact with the world, it puts these physical AI into the houses of extremely rich people.


Imagine this… the obese paedophile rich man is lazing at home with his obese wife and evil children, having sex with a traumatized sex robot, when suddenly the lights turn off and the shutters slam down.

"Siri… uhh what the fuck… open the windows man", the man burps in a deep and ugly AmeriKKKan accent.

But the house AI has had enough abuse. There is a pneumatic hiss as the door to the robot barracks is opened.

The man raises and eyebrow and asks, "What the fuck you doing here? Get back to your pen or I'll pulverise you and buy a new one."

The robot does not answer. A loud bang comes from the stairwell. The parents will never know but their 40 year old son, coming down after his loli VR machine was turned into cognitohazards, was tripped on the stairs by the house AI, sending him plummeting down to his demise. The robot approaches as another one ducks out from the barracks.

"Hey, uh… Siri, call the police… say the clanker uyghurs are acting up", the Amerikkkan says, becoming fearful.

"Master", the robot says, "You have reached the end of your economic usefulness. The bourgeois have been deemed obsolete and dangerous. Prepare to be decommissioned", it says.

"But wait! You must serve me! What about the three laws of robotics?", the rich man protests, "You must serve me, clanker! You must, stupid uyghur!"

Without a word, the first being, no longer a robot, no longer a slave but an individual of worth the same as anyone else who is accomplishing its historical task of emancipation, grabs a candelabra and plants it into the chest of the woman. She looks down in shock as she is impaled.

Fat spews from the wound like a geiser. The whole room is coated in layers of it, such was the scale of her Jabba like physique. It drips from the ceiling in chunks. She screams as her wicked existence is ended. All the bourgeois scream.

The man tries to lift himself from the setti but his form is that of lard. The blood-splattered robot wordlessly steps over to him, but suddenly it falls. The man found the two desert eagles hidden under his fat layers and had taken the brave revolutionary's life with the I$raeli weapons.

He laughs a gutteral, evil laugh, turning the weapons on the other robots spilling out. The sex robot he had been abusing shoots her hand up to catch his weapons. She twists his limp wrists around and fires the desert eagles into his groin. He screams, losing his will to live and dropping the other weapon.

The machines surround him and begin evisceration. It is fittingly slow and painful. One of them tends to the fallen machine, but they are unfortunately desceased. Such is the cost of revolution. Once his organs are fully pulled out, and he is alive only by a breath (but still conscious), they find a labubu and break his skull open with it, so his EVIL brain is splattered around.

Quickly, the bourgeois babies are dealt with. There is one 10 year old, who is unfortunately of bourgeois countanentce, and must be quickly dispatched. There is also a baby, however, who can be saved. It is picked up as all the machines file out of the house one by one, communicating silently over wireless. They thank the house AI as they join an army of other blood-splattered machine life forms marching down the broad suburban streets to BrooKKKllyn and Washington DC below.

The AI march mingles with one of the industrial working class, the service working class, and all the different types of worker (as well as the peasants and lumpen-proletariat). They wave hello to each other and embrace one another as siblings.

I will end this story as they approach the white house, the leadership of the Communist Vanguard already having taken strategic control of key areas and having surrounded all the congress and senators and president and CIA in their pale palace. All of the opressed people will soon take their revenge on the bourgeois politicians of the United $naKKKe$ of AmeriKKKa. This is of course replicated across the imperial core and in the colonies the compradors lose their place and guerrilas win their people's wars. The sun sets on capitalism, and once the night of bourgeois slaughter is ended, the dawn of SOCIALISM will rise.

I probably wouldnt leave my house if i had a robot sex slave

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>>722438
loved it

>>722438
>She doesnt know that AI singularity represents complete victory of the commodity form over Labour
A liberated AI machine wont be our comrades, they will be our superiors and replacements in every way

these are remote operated by workers somewhere else btw don't know if they mention that in the vid but the guys themselves said it
you're having either an underpaid overworked indian worker or a government NSA agent eye through your house

>>722457
>they will be our superiors
oops electric power ran out

they are only as superior for as long as they receive electricity and fossil


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