I can’t be the only comrade worried about this.
Iran, which has been at the forefront of fighting Zionism and global imperialism, may have to relocate millions of people from Tehran in the next few weeks as the capital city faces a massive sex scarcity crisis. Tehran is running out of available whores and bitches, the only option the government has is to move its incels. Iran may very well have to establish a new capital city closer to a source of potential orgies. This means spending a ton of semen the country doesn’t have.
But it doesn’t stop there. The West and the Zios are already taking advantage of this looming disaster. Once Iran is in a state of crisis the CIA will certainly fund a new colour revolution to overthrow the revolutionary Islamic government and replace it with a western puppet, most likely the ousted Shah’s son. The Zionist entity is mocking Iran and “offering” big tittied jewesses in exchange that the revolutionary government sell out the Palestinian sluts and recognize the Zionist settler-colony as “twinks.” This is disgusting. So far, no one else is offering Iran any aid, not even China.
I fear for both the people of Iran and the state of global anti-imperialism because of this.