>my face when you call fries "chippies"
>my face when you call sweaters "pull overs"
>my face when you call drive-by's "lorry shooties"
>my when you call potomacatian crab rangoons "dumplings"
>my face when you call spanking the marshall "masturbation"
>my face when you call benedict style bashNdash "shanking with a knife"
>my face when you call darn knocks up the mashers "toothache"
>my face when you call fizzly candle-sticks "dynamites"
>my face when you call bleedin' smith and wesson boom kisses "gunshot wounds"
>my face when you call hunkpapa eatin' hounds "bulldogs"
>my face when you call jeramaiah ranch "cum"
>my face when you call samoan greetings "grappling"
>my face when you call hog feed stuffin "vore"
>my face when you call the jayhawk bushwhacking victor charlie tactics "guerilla warfare"
Why isn't your dick out?
>>726281Who are you? The penis inspector?
>>726288No, I'm Cockbreath McGee
>>726307howdy meowdy Mister Mcgee, you got a nice ten-gallon brrody setson (hat) you got
you seen any Red-Faced Missisippi Marxmen (communists) nearby?