>>726277>my face when you call fries "chippies"We don't. A chippy is where you buy chips.
>my face when you call sweaters "pull overs"It's one word, pullover. But we also call them sweaters.
>my face when you call drive-by's "lorry shooties"We don't really have many drive-bys. But they're normally called drive-by shootings in the newspaper.
>my when you call potomacatian crab rangoons "dumplings"What?
>my face when you call spanking the marshall "masturbation"Bashing the bishop. Because the bellend of your penis looks a bit , well aoart from a bell, like a bishop's mitre (hat)
>my face when you call benedict style bashNdash "shanking with a knife"A shank and a knife are two different things aren't they? A shank is an improvised knife.
>my face when you call darn knocks up the mashers "toothache"I think teeth used to be called knashers in England.
>my face when you call fizzly candle-sticks "dynamites"You mean fireworks?
>my face when you call bleedin' smith and wesson boom kisses "gunshot wounds">my face when you call hunkpapa eatin' hounds "bulldogs"my face when you call jeramaiah ranch "cum"
>my face when you call samoan greetings "grappling"Im old enough to remember the pro-wrestling on british telly, they used to say "welcome grapple fans"
>my face when you call hog feed stuffin "vore" Don't know what either of these is.
>my face when you call the jayhawk bushwhacking victor charlie tactics "guerilla warfare"It's the War of the Flea, son.