How many women do you think schlurked it to the thought of you?
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All of them
>>727110Probably around 6 or 7.
>>727110I don't care, I like men
possibly 2 women
one probably normally and another probably thought about a threesome with my sister
also probably 2 men jorked it to the thought of me
>>727117I just did, it's 1 now :)
I don't think any have. Although I may have gotten flirted with and not known it at the time. I don't get why that person or people did at the time if they did do it though.
>>727243What was it like?
>>727246I don't know. Again it's in hindsight that I could say I was flirted with because I sure couldn't tell when it was happening. Then again it might not have been happening it might just be my mind playing tricks on me.
>>727250OK but what was the thing that might have been flirting like?
At least one and she's my gf now :)
>>727239Real trooper here, helping them incels out
>>727251Multiple things that have happened to me in my life. Largely in high school but also after. For example there was one time a girl asked me and another dude if we had ever kissed girls other than our mothers. That girl started leaning on my back while she was on a desktop. She sensed me as being uncomfortable so she stopped. Other times in that same a different girl would touch my head playfully like she wanted me to pay attention to her. In a different class there was a girl who had been making fun of me along with other classmates. They were making fun of me not being able to please women or something but after spending be good chunk of time making fun of me the girl asks if she can have my number but I told her to fuck off because I wasn't happy being made fun of in that way. Those are just some examples that happened in high school which was long ago. I could add a few more but this is getting long enough.
Personally I’m disgusted by the thought of women pleasuring themselves to my image because it’s gross and objectifying.
>>727281the middle class american smirk should be considered a hate symbol
because i hate them
2 possibly
>>727292at least 3 people there are poc
shrek is Mexican and Buzz is clearly Italian
-8,000,000,000
Hundreds.
Easy to do when you're an AnimeCHAD.
>>7271100 but maybe 1-3. There are girls I can think of that might believably have jilled off to me. I'm confident enough to say that
probably 2
I think I cause women to miscarry and/or go sterile. You may need a hysterectomy after being in my presence.
probably none, i've only masturbated while imagining a real person i had seen irl once or twice, so idk how often other people do it. i have dick pics/vids on certain naughty sites so it is possible, but the only comments i got were from old men. i have had like 1 or 2 girls kind of flirt with me when i was in school but i was awkward enough that i completely fumbled both times. the first because i thought they were trolling me and the second because we were kind of interrupted by my parents coming home during the initial kind of physical flirting stages. i've had more success with men so far, as much as i am attracted to women physically i find it hard to meet women with common interests. frankly i find it hard to meet anyone with common interests, i'm pretty much exclusively into communism and military/sci-fi shit.
Probably around 10. I was the first male friend of a lot of girls in middle school and honestly, I was pretty cute. Then I had some hits and some misses in my late teenagehood and adulthood.
If we're counting men that number doubles.
>>72711015-20 tbh, probably more since I get massive tunnel vision when it comes to having a social life.
>>727277Same, most females are mid at best, or total hags.
>>727255What she say she liked about you, bro?
>>727239Good anon.
Good.
>>727110uhhh i think two. possibly three but i have no way of knowing
You know the thought of a woman flicking her bean to me sounds cool and all until I really start thinking about it. I've seen myself in the mirror and lived as myself and I gotta say there's not much there. At best I'm mid and at worst slovenly and gross. It makes a bit uncomfortable to think what be going through that woman's head. And I'm just talking about my looks lets not even get into my personality or the manner in which I live my life that would probably give a woman an instant ick. I can't really fathom what kind of woman would pleasure herself to me even though I do believe women have liked me. Or maybe they haven't and I'm just coping. Whatever the case it makes me uncomfortable.
Here we go, Blake approved
You let out a series of distinct meows, a soft "purr" following as you observe the merchant's reaction. He blinks, his spectacles nearly slipping down his nose, a perplexed expression replacing his usual shrewd gaze. He rubs his chin, clearly unsure how to respond to this unexpected display.
"A… a cat-like inquiry, then?" he finally manages, a slight furrow in his brow. "Well, I can't say I've ever had a customer communicate quite like that. As for tasks, there might be something, yes. Nothing too grand, mind you, but certainly something that could warrant a fine dagger." He leans closer, lowering his voice slightly. "The baker's cellar has been infested with oversized rats of late. Nasty things, gnawing on his flour sacks. He's a good man, but a bit squeamish."
>>727834Then, purr, to the squeamish lair of rats to me, purrrrr. It's time to take nasty hand on hand
You descend into the baker's cellar, your flail held ready. Three hulking, filth-matted rats, their eyes glinting malevolently in the gloom, turn to face you. Their teeth are bared, and their claws scrape against the stone as they prepare to defend their newfound lair. This is no ordinary vermin hunt.
I'm ugly so probably none of them
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>>727110Honestly I know at least a few women that have been attracted to me and tried to get with me.
Too bad I'm gay, and I've never had a BF.
I don't think I come off as gay enough, I have awkward straight guy energy.
Probably around 8008135
>>727110Probably one, but if she did this was like eight years ago. Unfortunately even if I had picked up on the cues that she was into me she was kind of self sabotaging so I doubt it would have worked out. Fwiw we kept in contact and most of the guys she dated after that were similar to me in terms of appearance and demeanor lol
I think I am sorta the type that appeals to mousy boxxyish girls like her so maybe there are more.
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