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Documenting the full history JK Rowling's assault in the toilet fetish:

Philosopher's Stone:

-Near the beginning, Dudley threatens Harry with shoving the latter's head down the school's toilet
-Weasely twins are rumored to "blow up the toilet", then send the toilet seat to Harry in the hospital as a joke (in the last chapter)
-A troll (carrying a gigantic stick) tries to attack Hermione in the toilet

Chamber of Secrets:

-The whole book revolves around the guy with a giant snake killing (Myrtle) or abusing (Ginny) underage girls in a girl's bathrrom. Also, "Chamber of Secrets", huh?
-Myrtle (technically ~65 years old ghost, alhough spirits probably do not have age of consent, but still) flirts with 12 year old Harry in the bathroom

Prisoner of Azkaban:

-surprisingly clear (?)

Goblet of Fire: (Oh boy…)

-Dumbledore discovers the Room of Requirement when in the dire need of using the bathroom (it takes the form of a hall filled with endless night pots on the shelves)
-Harry wants to ask Cho to the dance and this is what it says when he wants to work up the courage to ask her: “Could he perhaps ambush (sic!!!) her as she was going into a bathroom?”
-The whole chapter dedicated to 14 years Harry bathing. In the process, he gets outright sexually assaulted by the aforementioned Myrtle) - and this is played for laughs! Harry is also observed by an animated (presumably sentient) mermaid picture when bathing.
-Not (directly, at least) related to toilets but what Barty Crouch Jr had did to Mad Eye Moody there reads like a Deviantart fetish story.

>>727337

Order of Phoenix: (OH BOY…)

-Umbridge tells the Inquisitorial Squad to search the bathrooms; is sure to mention that Pansy Parkinson as a girl should check the girls’ bathrooms. (Apparently, Umbridge is also a TERF. I wonder if that is a redeeming quality for Joahne…)
-Peeves destroys the bathrooms
-The ghoul haunts the bathroom in Sirius' mansion
-Arthur Weasely tells a story about a wizard named Willy Widdershins selling to Muggles "regugriating toilets"
-One of Harry’s memories is Dudley trying to get him to stand in the toilet
-Malfoy’s cronies attack Harry on the way back from the toilet in the very end
-The Slytherin named Montague is locked in the toilet by the Weasely twins. This is framed as a good (or at least, harmless) thing by the narrative (truly an exercise in the protagonist-centered morality, these books).

>>727337
>>727340

Half-Blood Prince:

-Draco ambushes madam Rosmerta in a bathroom to put an Imperius curse on her
-When Harry wants to stalk Draco during Slughorn party, he pretends he has to go to the bathroom
-Keeps on going to bathroom to check map in order to spy on Draco
-Myrtle (again!) befriends and develops a crush on 16 year old Draco while haunting the boys' bathroom (LOL)
-Harry fights and accidentally almost kills Draco in the bathroom

Deathly Hallows:

-No assaults in the toilets… However, the MINISTRY OF MAGIC uses a MUGGLE PUBLIC TOILET as a decoy for the official entrance and requires employees TO LITERALLY FLUSH THEMSELVES DOWN THE TOILET EVERY DAY in order to enter.

-Commodore Strike series:

*under construction*

-Non fiction/real life:

*under construction*

Absolute cinema

Thats funny. When I read Harry Potter back in 2017 did notice that it had a lot of toilet/bathroom related scenes and events, but at the time I thought it was just a gringo thing

Wonder if there's any of this type of stuff in her other books she wrote under that pen name

Oh btw OP you (sort of) missed one but I guess it's a loose fit. Apparently there is a magic spell on the dorm rooms so that boys can't enter the girls' dorms. That's established in the first book but for some reason it does not apply to bathrooms, so boys are able to freely enter that one girls' bathroom that a lot of book 2's plot happens in.
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Gryffindor_Girls%27_Dormitory
<The staircase to the girl's dormitory was enchanted so that if a boy attempted to enter the dormitory, a wailing klaxon went off and the staircase turned into a stone slide, sending them back to the Common Room. According to Hogwarts: A History, the founders believed that girls were more trustworthy than boys, so while the girls' staircase was enchanted to prevent boys from getting in, the boys' staircase did not carry a reciprocal enchantment.[3]
Maybe this is a Gryffindor specific thing since the bathroom was made by Slytherin.

>>727358
whoops it was book 5 (phoenix) where this was introduced not book 1


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