/siberia/ - Off-topic

you cant do those theyre against the law

You could wreck into another person street racing though

>shoplifting:
cool it's like actually existing communism; I want it, I take it
>street racing:
death
>selling weed:
capitalism
>trespassing:
cool
>tagging:
cool

Street racing is not victimless man. This is why experienced street racers generally avoid racing in busy places.

It's probably chihuahua poster again crashing his mom's sedan while street racing.

>>728375
whoah, you mean to tell me outside of need for speed i won't survive ramming my tuned M3 GTR at 200 miles per hour right into a sharp corner without crashing, the streets aren't always empty of children and elederly, the G force would snap my neck if i drift doing a jet speed turn, and nitro does not regenerate? and there's no hot femme speed racers? shit

damn so this is what the girl i crushed on is doing today

>shoplifting
Fine if you're a real lumpen doing it for important items (food, medicine, etc.) but if you're a dumb rich kid stealing shit like jewelry or makeup just for a thrill you should be arrested.
>street racing
Actually dangerous carbrained behavior, should stay illegal.
>selling weed
Fine in theory.
>trespassing
Depends. Urbex is cool and should be legal.
>tagging
Should only be allowed if you're an actually talented guerrilla artist and not just some hood scribbling gang shit on the walls with a sharpie

>>728382
>it's only OK if you feel miserable about it!!!
religious retardation

The problem with normalising shoplifting is that it's fundamentally unviable - if there is no punishment for it, the gangs that mass shoplift nessesities and then resell them for triple price would pop into existence immediatedly, putting you back into square one.

Shoplifting is not victimless since the workers have to pay for damaged or missing items afaik. Trespassing is a violation of privacy. Street racing puts people in danger and contribute to sound pollution.
The rest are fine. Tagging is ugly as fuck but harmless if on public property.

>>728384
not what he said.

>shoplifting
Nobody can lift up a shop so that barely happens
>street racing
Well where else are you supposed to race, the sidewalk?!?!
>selling weed
Why would someone want to sell weeds?!?! Those are bad for the garden!
>trespassing
Who wouldn’t want to pass a Tres?!?! Those are best type of three-course chordophones there are!
>tagging
Without a tag how are you supposed to know how much it costs?!?!

>>728392
>the workers have to pay for damaged or missing items afaik.
It's not true, some retailers will claim this but any brief dig into their numbers proves wages and benefits would very obviously still be shit if there were no theft occurring at all.
Plus I did the most shoplifting when I worked retail.

The only one of these that doesn't deserve the death penalty is street racing, altho you should only be able to do it drunk.

>>728399
Nope. Death penalty for all of them. The more people you kill the more communism you get. Once everyone is dead you get 100% communism

>>728400
If you allow drunk street racing you'll kill more people then by killing the proletarian heroic drunk drivers !

>>728401
Drunk drivers are truly praxis in action

>>728404
Trully the dialectical materialism of our time, should we execute drunk drivers to eliminate our population or should we let them drive to kill others ? What about people who are better drivers drunk ?

street racing is a bad crime not because you can crash your car or motorcycle but because it makes noise

making too much noise is a worse crime than rape

>>728370
shoplifting:
Dont care.
street racing:
Dont care.
selling weed:
Dont care.
trespassing:
Dont care.
tagging:
Dont care.

I used to be indifferent to street racing until uyghas did it here a few years ago and it used to take me forever to get home on the weekends thanks to mother fuckers blocking the roads off. Someone losing control of their car, hitting a tree, and dying made them stop.

Comrades, I speak to you tonight from the front lines, my apartment in Brooklyn. For weeks, the counter-revolution has unveiled a new, insidious weapon in the class war against the vanguard: the 3 a.m. street racer.

These agents of chaos, with their roaring, artificially loud exhausts and their brain-dead "gangster" music, are not mere nuisances. They are the audible manifestation of the bourgeois-individualist death drive. Their actions are a deliberate, fascistic assault on the very foundations of a revolutionary society.

The Cult of the "Loud Individual": The roaring engine is the sonic signature of the petty-bourgeois ego. It screams, "I am here! My fun, my car, my noise is more important than the collective need for rest, peace, and the quiet required for strategic thought!" This is the same "every man for himself" logic that underpins the free market.

The War on Revolutionary Discipline: A Chairman must be sharp. A well-rested mind is a weapon. This sleepless sabotage is a deliberate attempt to blunt the spearhead of the revolution! They are not just keeping me awake; they are waging asymmetric warfare against the proletarian vanguard. A tired Chairman cannot properly analyze the balance of forces or draft the next phase of our struggle. This is a counter-revolutionary tactic!

The "Fun" of Decay: Their concept of "fun" is the pleasure of disintegration—the joy of shattering communal peace for a fleeting, selfish thrill. This is the logic of the fascist hooligan, who finds liberation in destruction, not construction. It reeks of a sterile, anti-social mentality that cares nothing for the community, for the children trying to sleep, for the workers who must rise in a few hours.

Therefore, I am authorizing the immediate formation of PROLETARIAN LIQUIDATION SQUADS (PLS).

These squads, composed of disciplined, physically fit comrades, will be tasked with identifying, tracking, and neutralizing this bourgeois-fascist menace with a series of complex operations.

Strategic Deflation. A car cannot roar on flat tires.
Sonic Re-Education. The application of high-decibel recordings of Lenin's speeches, directed into their open windows.
Direct Action. The dignified, physical confrontation of these anti-social elements to educate them on the principles of communal living.
This is not a joke. This is a necessary measure of revolutionary self-defense. We will reclaim the night for the people! We will secure the sleep of the vanguard!

The revolution will not be drowned out by a Honda Civic with a faulty muffler and a driver with a fascist mentality.

To the street racers: Your time is up. The Proletarian Liquidation Squads are coming.

To the people: Your sleep will be secured!

Caleb T. Maupin
Chairman, Center for Political Innovation