>There are approximately 400,000 beetle species known to science. For comparison, there are only about 6,000 mammal species.
religioncucks are losing to beetles
Allah says “Trans rights!”
this implies that noah had to find 400 thousand different beetles and somehow store all of them so none would be eaten or stepped on by the other animals
and im sure that in these 400 thousand species some of them only exist in isolated places like australia or the americas which implies that noah somehow knew how to get there prior to everyone else
>>732718Okay and? The ark was really big.
>>732745that site is so autistic. whats even the fun in LARPing as a country
God should've made everyone beetles
>>732748Dont give him ideas.
>>732747I'm ideologically opposed to the existence of Reddit and it's based on both its own forum as well as a series of offsite forums which Reddit sought to eliminate
There is no god
>>732759How do you explain beetles then?
>>732760Evolution like everything else. Big Bang, all that science stuff you somehow find harder to accept than a man in the sky who also made the sky and watches over us all. You're a retard and I'm not going to further debate you. It's hopeless. Enjoy your comfort.
>>732764Ok but what if evolution is just Gods way of creating as many beetles as possible? Maybe he calls this place the beetle planet.
god has autism
>>732774Autists are children of God, how else would he have brought about the technological advancements and finally lead us to communism? If it was up to normies we'd still be at agriculture at best
>>732704>>732764Atheists just like the religious have an agenda to proselytize you. Two sides of the same coin.
>>732690Yehova/Yahweh is just a storm god like Jupiter/Zeus. The head of the Gods of
that pantheon is Elohim. You know GabriEL, DaniEL, EzekiEL, AngEL, ETC
>>732789But aren't Yehovah and Elohim the same god?
> that pantheonAre you telling me there are others?
>>73276290% of christians interpret the bible literally. and where would you even draw the line, really? so the ark shit is fake, but jesus being born from a virgin isnt, despite the fact that both are equally impossible?
>>732802Do you have any similar pictures?
Also, what about Ahura Mazda and Allah? Are they just other names for Yehovah?
>>732789>>732802Its not real
Its like discussing marvel heroes and their power levels
>>732802The Semitic gods and the Roman gods are completely different pantheons. You can maybe compare to Greek religion but Roman religion is just very different.
>>732930Don't leak while smart guys are discussing deities
>>732789>BOTH SIDES! I am very smartthought-terminating cliches, barf
>>732930>Its not realNo shit you absolute retard. It has historical value to know what ancient israelis believed.
>>732989Saturn is represented by a black cube in the occult
>>732930Minor or untactful pious atheist? Either way: Read Stirner.
>>733012Yeah it's more accurate to call them the same side of the coin.
- side A: agnostics, that don't think about theology unless it's cool or relevant context to something of immediate interest.
- side B: those that made an assertion about the realness of god, as though a sane or serious person would ever develop, maintain or defend such a position.
>>732689I'm calling it: YWHW has the 'tism
>>732745>becoming volcel so as to not indulge in your femdom fetishsubbros, we lost another one
>>732802>picgreat, the gang's all here
Isn't Saturn the communist god? Because the Saturnian golden age was like primitive communism. I don't think we should poison him with Chronos like the Romans did in their greekaboo phase.
>>733056The Greeks didn't even poison him. Yes, he was a Titan, but as long as you weren't his offspring you'll be fine. I mean Zeus was an asshole who punished Prometheus for giving humans fire(after turning them into mortals vulnerable to the elements) . He was also a classist asshole while Kronos kept humanity in an idyllic agrarian paradise.
>>732989symbolism is so stupid
>>732689>>732688>>732687the truth is that god is an autistic dude who just likes to create cool shit but loses interest and doesn't have any empathy
>>733150Autistic people have empathy.
>>733163Autism has an empathetic deficit.
However, empathy is not the same as compassion.
In fact, the biggest predators are those that understand their victims psyche inside and out.
Empathy means understanding the emotions of others. However it doesn't mean that you respect them or like them.
>>733233japanese tech bros really saw this and invented pokemon
>>733163there are autistic people without empathy tho, god is one of them, he has his special interests but at the same time is a cold hearted evil monster.
>God:*Creates The Proletarian beetle* [A beetle designed to be the most proletarian creature alive]
<Ignorant and impatient leftists: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN WITH CANCER!!!!!
>God:So you're saying I shouldn't use my divinity to uplift life to finally defeat the forces of capital?
<Ignorant and impatient leftists, who are possibly social democrats as well!:Ahhh……Errrr….ummmm……REVISIONIST!!!!!! WRECKER!!!!!!!
>God:Silence! For going against my divine will I punish you to being devoured along with these bourgeois heretics! "Eat the rich" after all!
>God:*Unleashes the Bolshevik locust* [A locust designed to devour all who go against the enlightened communist truth and the unfaithful]
<Unfaithful leftists who questioned the one and ultimate proletariat's divine plan: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THI-ACK!
>>733233Ngl these are kinda cool. Maybe God has a point in prefering beetles over hairless apes.
>>733292Hes more like a psychopath with special interests.
>>732737You're missing the point.
If we're being generous, we can interprete Genesis 6:19 to mean that Noah was to bring two of every general type of animal that's worth giving a colloquial name onto the ark, and keep the species going for the duration of the flood. So for example, Tigers and lions would be counted separately, but eastern gray squirrels and red squirrels would both be covered under "squirrel". This task would've been theoretically possible, but realistically highly improbable. Noah, a random Jew from millennia ago, would have needed to not only travel the entire world, from the Galapagos to the South Pole, finding animals that the rest of humanity wasn't able to discover until roughly 6000 years later, but was also capable of getting all of them to come onto the ark itself without issue.
Of course, the Bible does not specify that they need to be land vertebrates. Certain prominent translations specify flesh, which implies vertebrates, but that's it. If we expand it to include non-land vertebrates, we've gone from highly improbable to outright impossible. Noah would needed to have needed to be capable of 1. deep sea travel, 2. bringing deep-sea fish to the surface unharmed, and 3. creating an environment that these fish are able to live in on the ark.
>>733487God could just teleport all these animals to the ark with his special 'tism powers but he left dinosaurs out for some reason.
>Noah would needed to have needed to be capable of 1. deep sea travel, 2. bringing deep-sea fish to the surface unharmed, and 3. creating an environment that these fish are able to live in on the ark.Dont be silly. These creatures would need a
deep sea high pressure aquarium to survive on land + they can already swim so a flood isnt an issue.
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