/siberia/ - "my uterus is itching for a son" - my sister one time. I think it was a weird thing to say. . I'm 99% in a kush coma and i just remembered this fact thank you for reading my thoughs (my thots!!!!!!!??!!?)

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Anonymous 18-12-25 23:47:56 No.736528

"my uterus is itching for a son" - my sister one time
I think it was a weird thing to say

I'm 99% in a kush coma and i just remembered this fact thank you for reading my thoughs (my thots!!!!!!!??!!?)

Anonymous 19-12-25 00:08:02 No.736534

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Anonymous 19-12-25 01:57:30 No.736604

>>736534 very cool comic

Anonymous 19-12-25 04:12:42 No.736636

She was probably ovulating

Anonymous 19-12-25 07:06:01 No.736667

I will put a son in her uterus, give me her #

k anon 19-12-25 15:42:54 No.736739

how horny do you have to be to speak about your organs as a seperate entity?

if i was that horny at best, at absolute best i might say "i want to feel a creampied vegina around my dick" or i wanna impregnate that girl, or "i want her to have my many kids" but nothing so deadpan it becomes jarring, its all "i want" not "my penis wants". she speaks of her uterus as a seperate being just sitting over there telling her what it wants, as if she's against it but her body is in need and said so, not the two of them deciding as one being lmao, enjoy your weed im reading too much into this

Glownonymous 19-12-25 15:43:51 No.736740

>>736739
typical phil undergrad with autism taking throwaway sentences way too seriously

Anonymous 19-12-25 15:51:41 No.736744

>>736740
in all seriousness im looking to engage the thread and im out of things to say while sober

Anonymous 19-12-25 17:25:52 No.736769

Is your sisters uterus still itchy?

Anonymous 19-12-25 17:32:34 No.736772

fuck her hard

Anonymous 19-12-25 23:01:12 No.736891

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>>736534

Anonymous 19-12-25 23:39:23 No.736894

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>>736891

Anonymous 19-12-25 23:40:28 No.736895

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>>736891
Flood detection o algo

Anonymous 20-12-25 03:19:05 No.736954

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>>736895
nazis are not beating the allegations with this one

Anonymous 20-12-25 23:49:57 No.737223

>>736528
What about your thots?
Unrelated note, I'm gonna take 375mg edible what should I drink to avoid nausea/throwup?

Anonymous 21-12-25 23:56:30 No.737697

>>737223 my current thots are abt what game i should get for myself on the winter sale but i'm EXTREMELY undecided :CCCCC

and i have no idea what to do abt ur nausea i'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how was your trip!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!?!!?!!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!?

Anonymous 21-12-25 23:59:04 No.737698

>>736528
what did she mean by this

Anonymous 22-12-25 00:00:29 No.737700

>>737698
She's horny and wants dick

Anonymous 22-12-25 01:24:32 No.737727

>>737697
It's fine, I only took 250 at the end.
Made up by beating deleriun in binding of isaac while high 😊

Maybe you should get isaac

Anonymous 22-12-25 01:47:40 No.737740

I will impregnate your sister and then leave because I'm not ready to be a father

Anonymous 22-12-25 08:12:02 No.737822

>>737700
is this some andy and leily shit

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