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Why do so many male zoomers in their mid/late 20s look like if you ran a picture of a teenager through an aging face filter? Like they have some weird sort of developmental disorder where only parts of their appearance look older

Maybe they all have the same father. A few guys getting really busy with a lot of women.

Stress and microplastics, mostly stress.

Perma online, no sun exposure, no hard labour and lower drinking/smoking/drugs

I looked pretty awful in my twenties too. You get a lot hotter in your thirties.

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>>737281
the off-putting part is how young they look, not how old, you weirdo

>>737283
i wasnt making any comment i was just shitposting sorry im drunk

Twinks always existed

>those images
They all kind of look like they have a variant of the genetic disorder that one kid from “Stranger Things” has. Iykyk

>>737275
Stress makes you age faster

>>737277
True, millennials hate us because they are envious

I haven't subjected myself to enough Fuentes videos to tell but it is clear his looks and mannerisms are of someone younger than he is. Either its a conscious decision to appeal to a younger fanbase or its some peter pan thing where hes forever the weird gay kid in his mothers basement

>>737325
I like most of the zoomers I know. Y'all are mostly chill and the shitty ones flag hard so they're easy to avoid. We're kinda hard to read sometimes

>>737291
Isn't twink death supposed to have happened by 25 though? Are we living in the age of the perma-twink?

>>737336
>peter pan thing where hes forever the weird gay kid in his mothers basement

It's this, 100%

>>737261
Teens and twenties don’t have any set physiognomic look.
Idk what you’re talking about

I could say the same for any other age group of men

>>737261
OP had never looked at historical pictures of young men.

>>737340
Not exactly.
Think death is mainly a thing or whites

>>737283
What’s so off putting about it?
Twenties is till young

I swear, the people on this board are Angloid solipsistics who never properly pay attention to people IRL

Not everyone looks old by their mid twenties.

>>737511
>>737515
Completely missing the point. Also I'm not an Angloid, don't ever insult me like that again or we're gonna throw hands

>>737525
Still solipsistic.
Take a look at a lot of rock stars from the 1960s and 70s.

This OP seems to think there is a separate specific physiognomy for teens and twenties which there isn’t

>>737525
There are teenagers that look twice their age and adults who look half their age.
Your “noticing “ is kinda dumb

For the aame reason why young people in old pictures look old. Fashion. You associate certain kind of style with certain generation, so your grandma always dresses like your grandma, and zoomers comtinue to dress like zoomers.

>>737525
Look at pictures of men in the 1920s thru 60s.
Lots of clean shaven smooth faces in their twenties thru forties that look like “teenagers with aging filters”

>>737534
This.
OP is dumb.

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>>737535
Case in point, old highschool photos.

>>737537
They do look kind of old.
Idk how you get those naso-labial folds as a teenager

>>737572
As a late millennial, I’ve seen teens with this.

everyone gets braces nowadays. people were supposed to be a spectrum of chuds to chins and somehow chins being a marker of sexual virility as an ideology has still persisted despite ongoing critiques and that virility, or youth, whatever comes first, is what makes for that weird uncanniness. its sort of like seeing the leg extensioning surgeries with the t rex arms except more subtle

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>>737604
like braces prolly gotta be the most succesful (arguably) eugenics program to date. its kind of inconsequential bc it can save bills down the line but yeah. the pic posted earlier gotta huge range of chins despite "appearing" normal and maybe op just cherry picked people w huge masseter muscles but yeah pic related

>>737537
like the last two in the first row seem like they have a slight overbite. braces, to "correct" an "over"bite could change their face shape a lot

>>737606
and even then i hate this photo bc dentists, like their evil cousins the plastic surgeon do that thing of completely having different lighting and camera lens to change appearance. it could be a combination of hairstyle, braces, breathing, lighting, a whole range of things for why it looks so different


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like this is prolly the best example since its an entirely different person.

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>>737537
its subtle but theyve got that uneven face texture as a result of not having braces, where one part of their face is bigger than the other. and well "evening" the face out, besides for treatment reasons, is one of the two dual goals of braces. to harmonize the face, whatever that means

like im starting to develop a mini theory why chuds got so mad that video games were casting so many women that "looked" manly was just them witnessing the standardization of faces in a post-braces world. dont even want to entertain their frustration bc im not concerned w that its just interesting to think about. an arguably aesthetic movement that is disgusting to the aesthetic "lovers". thats just too funny

>>737604
Liberals already be measuring skulls like a bunch of Nazis.

>>737618
>more theorizing about a group of people you don’t even know personally

Touch grass.

>>737616
Both comparison pics look hot.
She could have crooked teeth and I will still suck her tongue out while I’m kissing her

>>737615
Both pics look cute

>>737624
Let’s not forget that Karl Marx and his ilk were doing this too

>>737627
i looooove theorizing :))

>>737261
If anything this is how people are supposed to look.
It's older generations that look off because of smoking.

>>737647
This
Let’s not forget that we used to have heavy metals in our daily products.
People complain about micro plastics and mock Gen Z for being “the most contaminated” with it but overlook mad hatters disease.

Hell, analog clocks used to use radium paint on their dials up until the 1960s.
The female factory workers who interacted with it mostly got cancer.
I bet a lot of our breast cancer awareness may be partly because of that

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>>737615
aint no way she only used braces, what the hell

>>737616
thats clearly a different camera lens used for each photo

>>737723
Also could be edited.

>>737729
could be that as well but im more inclined to say it's camera lens difference given the way it deformes and distorts between pictures instead of photo editing

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>>737261
I'm 29 do I look like a teen?

>>737752
Without facial hair probably

>>737752
you look fine. not like a teen with that beard though

btw you really dont mind posting your face in a image board with (somewhat) weirdos? (assuming that this person is yourself ofc)

>>737649
>People complain about micro plastics and mock Gen Z for being “the most contaminated” with it but overlook mad hatters disease.
For that matter, it's been noted that millennials are dying younger than those older than them and while some of that is attributable to shit life syndrome after 2008 in general its also noteworthy that these were largely the people in the US at least who spent their youth in the period of postCold war consumption. People have justifiably started shitting on super size me in retrospect but people who were teenagers/young adults around that time period of unfettered cheap processed junk food are pushing 40 for perspective

>>737752
why would you post face on leftypol.org

>>737760
There’s been a lot of Gen Xers who were dying young as well. You’re forgetting about them consuming that kind of junk food as well?

Methinks a lot of these millennials dying younger than their elders may be suicide.
But it’s not specified.

>>737755

>>737752

There are teens who look like that with beard
Again, teens doesn’t have a specified physiognomy.

>>737755
I never had a job I have no social media except discord and wpp. I don't have anything to lose

>>737761
What's the worst that could happen? Doxx me? To whom? I have no social media I'm a ghost on the internet

>>737340
>Are we living in the age of the perma-twink?
Inshallah.

>>737261
first of all, they were never in a fist fight. they dont like to drink and uhhh socialize only over the net

>>737615
thats not just braces, the whole lower jaw moved forward

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>>737279
>I looked pretty awful in my twenties too. You get a lot hotter in your thirties.
Lenin did

>>737752
you look handsome bro

>>737572
people smoke and drank more back then, and they got more unprotected UV radiation, which is good for vitamin D synthesis, but bad for your skin in excess.

>>737752
you look good and normal, brother. I'm 33 and my face is more childish than yours, but my beard already has gray, and one of my eyes is lower than the other. Tonight I had sex with my wife. You're definitely going to make it :-)

>>737826
shaved into a 3 day beard,better angle,much better light,removed the clown hair that was starting to sprout up on the side (the curly hair and balding combo)

>>737845
>>737836
I'm kinda fucked up in the head but thank you
Also why do my pics get sidelined when I upload them from my phone gallery directly?

>>737752
Buy a trimmer. And a fucking t-shirt.

>>737869
Is too hot here why would I wear a shirt at home

>>737261
What are we supposed to be happy about

>>737778
you do you i guess, just be careful

>>737877
What could actually happen tbh?

>>737878
Nothing if you ask me, you have a beard so you're good if you shave it. I'd post my face too but I don't have a phone and my laptops camera sucks.

>>737881
I like my beard tho I think I have too much of a baby face without it

>>737871
I am not asking you to wear it at home, I am asking you to wear it when taking a selfie to post on internet. And what is it with brown people being incapable of grooming their bodyhair? Also wash your face, you should not have that mutch acne at 30. Again, what you do in your home is your business, just try to look a little presentable when inflicting your appearance on others.

>>737933
>grooming body hair
Gay


>>737933
My skin is naturally oily Whitey I do wash myself and my face everyday, and I don't have money for a shaver and grooming body hair with razors is pain

>>737752
shirtless selfies always give homeless crackhead vibes


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