I jerked off came and cleaned myself in my bedsheets, now my cock will smell fishy by the morning until I shower
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You should stop doing this it's gross. I know from experience. Or keep doing it maybe you'll eventually realize it.
why
>>737360He probably wanted a wank before bed and just wanted to sleep afterwards without having to wash himself afterwards because it's too much work. Masturbation is a good way to fall asleep but you will smell afterwards if you don't clean yourself up.
just wash your dick separately from the rest of your body like you wash your hands. everyone can smell your cum.
>>737370Just woke up, my cock smells lighly fishy and only the head
I don't think ppl can smell dried up cum, at least I hope they don't
Genitalia smell is due to diet
>>737503What shouldn't I eat then to prevent the fishy smell?
>>737663Meat, stop eating meat
>>737665But it's all right to continue jacking off into my sheets?
>>737665Meat isn’t really the problem.
More processed foods like chips and candy.
Unless they’re homemade
>>737370What if I want everyone to smell my cum?
You’re supposed to have a sock or a hand towel to cum into or at least clean it off your chest, wash the goddamn sheets
>>737683How are you getting it on your chest?
>>737685i frequently shoot cum into my nostrils
u need to do more kegel exercises and increase your cum volume
>>737683I use my sheets for that
I cum in a cup and I eat the cum then clean my the cum remains off my dick with my fingers and eat it too, I'm straight.
>>737739Based never waste your own protein
>>737757dont over estimate the power of penis training, I was a virgin until 24 and by jacking off I ended up making more than one girl squirt, think of it like a long training arc
>>737780i made a girl squirt by fingering her once. i knew it wasn't pee because it smelled meaty like pork.
>>737348There are heteros in my thread wtf
>>737787Can't piss smell like meat?
>>737795ive never smelled porky meaty piss but maybe ig
>>737798Al'Murx was a Moor, stop whitewashing him
Did OP end up showering in the morning or did he just smell like fish the entire day?
>>737780gigageg whut, like death grip giga stamina?
>>737348OP here, today I have a fling that want me to top him but I'm sides and I only like getting my cock sucked, should I try to top him?
>>737915His parents are a home right now will try to go when they leave
>>737923Damn couldn't go today his parents are at home
>>737802> In his first year as a student at the University of Bonn, Marx’s classmates dubbed him “the Moor,” because of “his swarthy complexion,” i.e., his dark skin, his jet-black hair and dark complexion.” The label stuck with him until his death almost five decades later. He was judged by his contemporaries, apparently, to have physical features associated (in their minds, at least) with the Maghreb region of North Africa. Jerrold Seigel, makes a convincing case that the nickname was, at least in part, a reference to the hero of Friedrich Schiller’s famous Romantic novel, The Robbers [Die Räuber], whose name was Karl von Moor and who denounced the corruption of the rich and powerful. >>737798>>737802you realized these photos are colorized versions of grayscale originals, and that Marx's wife, best friends, and university class mates all called him "moor" because he was unusually dark for a German man. He was descended from a long line of Jewish rabbis in Trier, with his parents converting to Protestantism before he was born, and raising him Protestant, though he became Atheist. It is entirely possible that Marx came from some kind of mixed race background of Jewish people, Romani people, or North African people, since his family orginally came from a Jewish enclave. His rival Lassalle was also a dark skinned Jewish man living in Germany. Germany had a lot more dark skinned people in the 1800s than people realized. You can guess what happened to them around WW2. They got rounded up as Jews and Gypsies, whether they actually were or not is besides the point entirely.
>>737821yeah put on a timer when you jack off, no porn, increase the timer bit by bit, you will be a master of the penis in no time
Op here, I have pics of my cock
>>738003>long line of Jewish rabbisthis is comically false, why would you take anticommunist (and og antisemitic) propaganda at face value
>>738036Thanks for your contribution! 🫡
>>738039You're welcome sir
>>738036nice cock hairy bro
>>738032>this is comically false, why would you take anticommunist (and og antisemitic) propaganda at face valuethat's not antisemitic or anticommunist
<rl Marx was born on 5 May 1818 to Heinrich Marx and Henriette Pressburg, at Brückengasse 664 in Trier, then part of the Kingdom of Prussia.[15] Marx's family was originally non-religious Jewish but had converted formally to Christianity before his birth. His maternal grandfather was a Dutch rabbi, while his paternal line had supplied Trier's rabbis since 1723, a role taken by his grandfather Meier Halevi Marx.literally from his wikipedia article. this is commonly accepted biographical info about him.
>>738013nta, but do you mean to also include an increase in stamina in pumping? because that's just as important. it's no use to last for hours if you're fat and out of shape. that's why i bought an onahole to fuck hands free.
>>738152How do you use a onahole with no hands?
>>738169you just put it on a sturdy surface where it wont move around and fuck it, i wrap a towel around it and then put a pillow on top so it's secure. works pretty well.
>>738172I'm op btw
I'll try one but I feel like my cock is very desensitivized and I can only cum with hands
>>738173i had the same problem and an onahole fixed it, would definitely recommend
>>738174I just need the money to buy one, and me shameless enough to go to a sex shop
>>737348I jerked off today again, this time it was a morning wank, I cleaned myself in the sheets again but at least I'll take a shower soon so cock won't smell fishy
>>738013I remember my first time, because of being a chronic teeny weeny masturbator I couldn't cum at all and she used me like some suction dildo for atleast an hour, had to jack me off for me to coom
>>738260It was like that for me with the first guy I had sex with, it's like that even today, I can't cum with no hands
>>738269Time to lotion your peeny also use an onahole like that other anon said, never dry rub again
>>738270I'm uncut I posted my cock here I don't friction the head when jerking off
>>738036Do I need lotions still?
>>738271Yea, looks a little bit dry
>>738274Which ones do you recommend?
>>738174I might have to do that too. I cannot cum without a lot of pressure.
Bump
>>737348Op here. Oddlu enough I never get dick cheese, I don't precum either I think something is wrong with me
>>737348So sad I was the only one who posted cock here
>>739006More people need to post their cocks.
>>739023True that
Today I woke up with a massive boner but just was too lazy to jerk off, depression maybe?
Where is the penis thread?
>>738036why is your cock so small bro
>>739104Let's see how big your cock is, bro
>>739104Unfortunately I was born this way. I think it is 14.5cm at best :(
Show yours then
>>739104Also fuck you I'm insecure about my tiny penis again :(
>>739115dont listen to the haters
small is beautiful
>>739119I wish it was 18cm and thicker, I like my cock aesthetically I just think is tiny af
>>739182Just woke up. Yeah my dick smells like fish again
>>739115chill bro I was joking it looks fine
I keep doing it bros, I just get sleepy and too lazy to wash my cock at the sink after a wank
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