>>737372Listen to
>>737416 if your soul is burning rather dimly for your will 😴😴😴😴😴
(What you are gonna read from here is not serious in any manner and is rather a dark-tinged joke)
Buuuuut if your soul's 🔥 radiant and heroic 🔥 enough!~ you can chose the darkest path which you won't see if you'd fall on the ground hard in your following footsteps, but it is also the most REWARDING route. Ahem, I, as an expert in friendships' science, shall begin explaining the ultimate methodology:
!!!THEEEE LEGENDARY FOUR STEPS TO GET A FRIEND!!!
Firstly, you must LISTEN to your heartbeats around people, and find the guy which your heart bumps to have them as your friend, it will be your target.
Secondly, OBSERVE, watch their steps, listen to their dialogues with others if theres any, gather information about their daily routine. Their hobbies & belief system.
Preferably select someone who is rather introverted & don't have many people around them.
Then, it's time to PLAN & ACT, after you get all the information you need about their usual routine, you must find a moment where they lower their guard, theorize how you'd aproach them, and so strike at this right moment and kidnap them unconscious! Bring them to your place without raising any suspicion and somehow you should ensure nobody will look for them for 1-2 days at least.
(Alternatively, you can just aproach to them and after some empty, hollow talk, ask them to be their friend and invite them to your place after some days, then get them unconscious there)
Finally, you gotta PERSUADE them to be ur friend, when you've ensured you tied them properly, ensure the athmopshere around is rather gloomy, then let them wake up. Now, this is the most difficult and sensitive part- this is where you'll go all deep. When they look at you awake, you must strike fear in their eyes, and imply that you'll torture them if they won't go along with your game. Keep your voice tone rather low and make them know that you are the powerful being there, that your judgement alone will have them experience the hell or not.
So, start asking deep, personal questions, most preferably questions about their feelings/ideas about things- what do they think of other people? How do they want to spend their time until they finally rot? Do they believe in God? Do they feel all alone and insignificant in front of this overwhelming world? All with a low, but sharp,striking tone.
If they ever give you answers not pleasing enough- scare them with torture to remind that they are the bound to your will and they must go along with it!
Repeat asking such questions, sharing your opinion/argument after theirs, having them forced in dialogues with you, and torturing them if they won't go along.
After a few (1-2) days, look at em with empty eyes, tell them that you give up your journey and youre going to release them. Tell them that you don't really know how friendship/companionship works and you finally give up trying to be their friend.
Put a pistol or something lethal on the table, and release their ties gently.
Now, there are 3 most probable things which may happen afterwards:
1) They will escape their way out and call the police - (UNDESIRABLE OUTCOME)
2) They will grab the gun and kill yo there - (NEUTRAL OUTCOME)
3) They will accept being your lifelong friend - (HAPPY OUTCOME)
Thank me later cowboy :DDD