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Is Santa real? And if so then how come he gives more presents to rich kids?

He's a bourgeois cockroach and a class traitor

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He’s some Turkish asshole or something

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>>738877
I thought he was Prussian

Oh he is definitely real, he once broke into my house and started eating my toothpaste, he wasn't wearing a Santa suit and he also didn't come one Christmas Eve but it was still probably him

>>738873
Santa is real and he gives presents to everyone


likely, but unclear


I saw him come down my chimney last night so i blasted him in the chest with my shotgun… so he’s not real anymore


>>738926
Why the fuck would you do that?

>>738928
I thought he was a burglar

>>738929
What is this Texas?!?!

I heard Santa like to kiss mothers when he enters peoples houses. He's a notorious home wrecker who's irresistible to women. Your dad's probably been cucked by him. I heard his dick is like 8 inches too.

>>738977
Thats me


>>738999
Beautiful.

Santa Claus is a coal miner owner

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>>738999
But what does that have to do with the question?

>>739011
It's a gift.

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>>738999
thanks for the feet

>>739013
Then maybe there is a Santa

>Santa is a spook! There is no material evidence for Santa's existence!
Ok, so how do you explain the presents then?

>>739058
What presents? I did not get any.

>>739060
Comrade Santa doesn't give gifts to naughty boys and anti-communist revisionists!

If santa isn't real, how do the presents get under my tree? Checkmate atheists.

>>738873
When we check our stockings and open our presents as Christmas gifts, it is not because we see in these articles the material receptacles of Christmas magic. Quite the contrary: whenever, by our Christmas trees, we tear open the colorful wrapping on our different presents as Christmas gifts, by that very act, we also open, as the work of the jolly Saint Nicholas, the living evidence of Santa's workshop. Santa deniers are not aware of this, nevertheless they do it. Father Christmas, therefore, does not stalk about showing all his deniers their spots on the naughty list. It is Santa's efforts, rather, that converts every present into a Christmas gift.

>how come he gives more presents to rich kids?

This is a Grinchist deviation that is rooted in anti-Christmas ideology. Santa distributes gifts unevenly because he often receives gift requests late into the year, and this makes the production and distribution of everyones preferred presents quite difficult.

Santa is currently 8 inches inside someone's mom. Merry Christmas! Your mom's a ho-ho-ho! And Santa wouldn't want it any other way.

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