Personally, I'm a realist. My gf is 5'1 and 350lbs, an alcoholic and a pretty masculine, combative person. She has tattoos all over her body. I personally hate tattoos. I want someone nice, but frankly she's actually interested in men which is rare for a woman so I'll take it
humblebrag thread
just fuck the shit out of her and stop overthinking it
>>741842>158kgAnd your problem is tattoos? Thats some mental illness shit.
>>741870The alcoholism is probably a more serious issue but we're mostly beggars here.
>>741842Jesus Christ, you need more worth.
Posts like these make me think I don’t workout enough and I workout daily for an hour plus a day atp
>>742777It's never enough. Nothing is ever enough
obvious shitpost but there probably are multiple men who would date her because of how desperate for pussy some of our gender is.
>>742785This fact alone makes me want to dump agent orange all over the cornfields so America goes through a famine and we finally lose weight
cishet problems
>>741842And? What are you saying?
>What if men are the ones with too high standards?
>Personally, I'm a realist. My gf is 5'1 and 350lbs, an alcoholic and a pretty masculine, combative person.
I wish I could be this fucking funny