>high school, party
>girl comes up to me to introduce the new girl to us
>"you'll never guess what country her family come from!"
>russia.
>"omg how could you tell?"
>wut? how could you not?
>last year
>sports teammate introduces their GF
>"people can never tell where my home country is"
>i'd guess peruvian, or neighboring
>"yeah! omg yeah I'm peruvian. Most people don't even know where that is or think im asian"
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