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Its kinda tragic that liberals who constantly talk about sexual liberation also simultaneously view sex as vulgar and degrading and evil. I miss the old days when feminists constantly pump out plays like "'vagina monologue" and Amy Schumer tried to dish out valuable social insight through coupling words that rhymed with cunt.
Incredibly juvenile but also very earnest, Joycean almost in their attempt to approach higher principles through something as universal and dear to our heart as sex. A huge contrast with the gaggle of gelded, non binary NERDS in the left today who will blanche if you tell them that you want to pass them around like wet joint with 20 obese man in a BDSM club

They do enjoy sex, just with Chad only

I wouldn't know anything about that, but apolitical women still like to fuck.

sex is vulgar and degrading and evil, that's why it's hot

honestly i don’t mind a bit of victorian prudishness. those feminists and amy schumer types just weren’t funny, and it’s hard to be considering the way society sees sex.

>Male humor prefers the laugh to be at someone’s expense, and understands that life is quite possibly a joke to begin with—and often a joke in extremely poor taste. Humor is part of the armor-plate with which to resist what is already farcical enough. (Perhaps not by coincidence, battered as they are by motherfucking nature, men tend to refer to life itself as a bitch.) Whereas women, bless their tender hearts, would prefer that life be fair, and even sweet, rather than the sordid mess it actually is. Jokes about calamitous visits to the doctor or the shrink or the bathroom, or the venting of sexual frustration on furry domestic animals, are a male province. It must have been a man who originated the phrase “funny like a heart attack.” In all the millions of cartoons that feature a patient listening glum-faced to a physician (“There’s no cure. There isn’t even a race for a cure”), do you remember even one where the patient is a woman? I thought as much.


>Precisely because humor is a sign of intelligence (and many women believe, or were taught by their mothers, that they become threatening to men if they appear too bright), it could be that in some way men do not want women to be funny. They want them as an audience, not as rivals. And there is a huge, brimming reservoir of male unease, which it would be too easy for women to exploit. (Men can tell jokes about what happened to John Wayne Bobbitt, but they don’t want women doing so.) Men have prostate glands, hysterically enough, and these have a tendency to give out, along with their hearts and, it has to be said, their dicks. This is funny only in male company. For some reason, women do not find their own physical decay and absurdity to be so riotously amusing, which is why we admire Lucille Ball and Helen Fielding, who do see the funny side of it. But this is so rare as to be like Dr. Johnson’s comparison of a woman preaching to a dog walking on its hind legs: the surprise is that it is done at all.


>For women, reproduction is, if not the only thing, certainly the main thing. Apart from giving them a very different attitude to filth and embarrassment, it also imbues them with the kind of seriousness and solemnity at which men can only goggle.


>Men are overawed, not to say terrified, by the ability of women to produce babies… It gives women an unchallengeable authority. And one of the earliest origins of humor that we know about is its role in the mockery of authority. Irony itself has been called “the glory of slaves.” So you could argue that when men get together to be funny and do not expect women to be there, or in on the joke, they are really playing truant and implicitly conceding who is really the boss.


>Men have to pretend, to themselves as well as to women, that they are not the servants and supplicants. Women, cunning minxes that they are, have to affect not to be the potentates. This is the unspoken compromise.


>Humor, if we are to be serious about it, arises from the ineluctable fact that we are all born into a losing struggle. Those who risk agony and death to bring children into this fiasco simply can’t afford to be too frivolous. (And there just aren’t that many episiotomy jokes, even in the male repertoire.) I am certain that this is also partly why, in all cultures, it is females who are the rank-and-file mainstay of religion, which in turn is the official enemy of all humor. One tiny snuffle that turns into a wheeze, one little cut that goes septic, one pathetically small coffin, and the woman’s universe is left in ashes and ruin. Try being funny about that, if you like.


>Try being funny about that, if you like. Oscar Wilde was the only person ever to make a decent joke about the death of an infant, and that infant was fictional, and Wilde was (although twice a father) a queer. And because fear is the mother of superstition, and because they are partly ruled in any case by the moon and the tides, women also fall more heavily for dreams, for supposedly significant dates like birthdays and anniversaries, for romantic love, crystals and stones, lockets and relics, and other things that men know are fit mainly for mockery and limericks. Good grief! Is there anything less funny than hearing a woman relate a dream she’s just had? (“And then Quentin was there somehow. And so were you, in a strange sort of way. And it was all so peaceful.” Peaceful?)


>For men, it is a tragedy that the two things they prize the most—women and humor—should be so antithetical. But without tragedy there could be no comedy. My beloved said to me, when I told her I was going to have to address this melancholy topic, that I should cheer up because “women get funnier as they get older.” Observation suggests to me that this might indeed be true, but, excuse me, isn’t that rather a long time to have to wait?


Why Women Aren’t Funny
Christopher Hitchens

http://archive.today/aYChH

this realization is why we deem sex to be a vulgar thing now. we toyed with the idea of sexual liberation, but we can't seem to separate the fun act from its very serious consequences, both physical and mental. getting an abortion is probably the unfunniest thing you can do. young people are increasingly shunning casual sex and preferring to pursue serious relationships, even women, although men are rather inclined in that terrified way that women may be getting more sex as a whole. certainly, if all you have to say is yes, then it might be easier. even so, as a whole both sexes are having less sex.

that being said, those non binary nerds love being submissive and potentially passed around like that, and very likely have an addiction to porn, moreso than any feminist. with suppression comes craving of a taboo sort.

>>751475
>women […] like to fuck [with men]
Wrong. Only men are able to desire and enjoys sex from other men (women may enjoy woman on woman sex)

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>>751525
Way to give yourself away lol

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>>751468
>Its kinda tragic that liberals who constantly talk about sexual liberation also simultaneously view sex as vulgar and degrading and evil

>>751644
violently powerful trvke

>>751644
/thread

>>751632
It is actually the scientifically proven truth. Advanced dengist science prove most men would live better with other men. Only a small subset of men (heterosexuak chads) would live better with women

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>>751815
Damn, guess that means me and half my loser friends are actually chads.

>>751815
Imagine believing this gooner pop sci.

Men and women gel with each other based on personality not based on genitalia

>>751933
He said hetero Chads.

>>751929
No.

>>751929
Do you have a girlfriend? Probably not if you are here and are losers. If you haven't had one to test against having a boyfriend/romantic friendship how can you determine you are chads?

>>751947
Thanks Science there is another thinking brain among all these vaginolatrists
>>751933
Yes, so do men. But men would be better with other men since a woman would not get pleasure from his sex

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>>751950
>Do you have a girlfriend?
I'm married.
>Probably not if you are here and are losers.
I doubt my loser friends hang here, i just post here on the clock cause i don't fucks with social media for real.
>how can you determine you are chads?
I'm following the logic of the post i was replying to. Y'all don't know shit about women, half the reason I post here is because it's adorable and hilarious to watch a bunch of pretend commie petite bourgoise failsons explain to me how I'm actually wrong about women cauae they talk to females on twitter or make observations at work.

>>752441
>petite bourgoise
what the fuck do you think this term means lol
but yeah this board has been overrun with weirdo incels. used to be a fun place too bad

>>752458
>what the fuck do you think this term means lol
I know what it means, these dorks talk and think like future small business owners. Sheltered and ignorant and somehow still complete know-it-alls. That plus the theory, such as it is, that's quoted and talked about shows how little actual exposure to class contradictions or, you know, work, these proud neets have.
But they're a good target for mockery.

>>752495
>class is how you think

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>>752504
No, how you think is effected by your class. That's why i defined the petite bourgousie as small business owners before describing how they think. Ya big ol silly.

>>752515
>think like future small buisness owners
If one is only thinking like someone that'll be of a class in some indeterminate point in the future, that's not literally being that class in the present.

Like I get if that's not what you meant to convey, I was just pointing out how it was put to the page has an error.

It's funny the sluttiest women I've met are always the most offended by insults like "whore". This girl I fucked on the first date in a library bathroom who couldn't even count how many guys she slept with told me her only real limit was not to call her that. I would love to hear some feminist perspective on this because as a man it's just kind of funny. You would expect them to be the most immunized against that.

>>752554
The children of petite bourgoise are still petite bourgoise. If you really wanna split that hair then fine, but that's weird.

>>752495
a lot of us do work shitty jobs. i did until late last year. (but then again i'm not an incel poster)

>>752495
I think most people on here have jobs and even a lot of the neets are often in between jobs.

>>752582
You didn't specify they were the kids of petbooj initially.

>>752586
>>752590
If it doesn't apply to ypu then don't sweat it.
>>752615
I did, i called them failsons. The point is, most of the posters here fit, both in disposition and ideologically, all or most of the mold of a specific type of person. That being young adult men who've never had to work whether or not they have. The type of weirdos who think very highly of their opinion on the economy and politics and women despite having little to no interraction with them.

>>752582
My parents are not petty bourgeois lmao

>>752748
Just because they bitch to you about the neighboring business having a wealthier owner doesn't mean they aren't petty bourgeois.

>>752702
>looks that up
https://www.merriam-webster.com/slang/failson

Ah, my eyes glazed past that because assumed that was some chanspeak thing like failwoman or sneedhon or something like that, where it's just two words bashed together. But nah this is in the dictionary and has history beyond what's on the tin.

>>752791
yeah it's lefty twitter/chapo slang that somehow made its way into the semi-mainstream. i think it got used in that tv show succession

>>752781
He worked in a factory and she cleaned retard

>>752441
>I am married.
You wife is cucking you with a butch behind you back (based) btw stupid vaginolatrist

>>752781
It's honestly odd how petboojes default to assuming everyone else online is petbooj. Like how the 2010's people were trained to assume people were men online and use 'he' for anyone anonymous.

Like they really think you need to own personal property to do something online during the break phase of the pomodoro timer.

>>751513
Damn i had no idea Hitchens was so on point. I knew he was one of those classic intellectual atheists like Richard Dawkins and thought nothing else of it. No hate, just uninterested.

But that's so true. It's how i met my wife where we were kids, the Watchmen movie just came out, and she loves to laugh but says men aren't funny typically. So I get this dead eye blank stare thinking about what i wanna say next and do the crass Rorschach voice
>a man goes to the doctor, says life is cruel, unfair, contemplates killing himself.
>doctor is perplexed, "Paliaci the clown is in town, he always cheers me up when I'm down, you should come see him with me"
>man bursts into tears…
>"but doctor… I am Paliaci"

Her sister got the reference
But she got the joke

>>751513
>Men are terrified of women's ability to reproduce

>Men like humor at others expense while women prefer humor to be fair


Another gender idpol meme.

Yuck.
Women do love gallows humor and not all men are into crude humor that laughs at others.

It's just chivalry that forces this.

>>751513
Why do people always wanna make any discussion about gender relations into some sort of ego battle?

This post reinforces stereotypes. It doesn't really engage men and women as people but as behavioral archetypes.

Zero out of ten

>>751513
>hegel flag
>posts turbo-abstract positivist drivel

>>752872
>>752874
>>752928
struck a nerve here it seems

> Amy Schumer
the Jeffrey Epstein Zionist rape culture, also known as "liberal culture"

>>752872
> gender idpol meme. Yuck.
<soyfaces at the actually existing political economy of feudal rape culture
<Chivalry, the knightly class of feudal times. The primary sense of the term in Europe in the Middle Ages is 'knights,' or 'fully armed and mounted fighting men.'

>>753030
Because it's shit.
Women do love dark humor but they're beaten into being eternal immaculate princesses by their male elders constantly.

Also, women are not really valued for their fertility as much as their beauty.

If we only had hairy blobby she-ogres for cis women that were fertile vs nymp-like beauties whom are sterile, men would choose the latter

>>753073
> <soyfaces at the actually existing political economy of feudal rape culture
<Chivalry, the knightly class of feudal times. The primary sense of the term in Europe in the Middle Ages is 'knights,' or 'fully armed and mounted fighting men.'

Bruh I'm well aware of chivalry and feudal culture. I just don't believe the whole " men are from Mars women are from Venus" shit as innately evolutionary

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>>752796
Open relationship, wrong again. You can't believe it because you can't do it.

>>753214
>Because it's shit.
repeating an assertion does not make it true, nor does this substitute for a reasoned argument.
>Women do love dark humor but they're beaten into being eternal immaculate princesses by their male elders constantly.
this is true, but for over a hundred years now, rebellion against this norm (which is progressive, and i agree women should do) has been endorsed by practically every other group of the wider society, among women themselves, and in popular culture; the same elders who try to enforce this princess caricature on women really can't do anything about it. the process is dialectical, the more that patriarchal elders (and right wing radicalized young men) try to force women to fit a mold, the more they will rebel. you may have had a point in the 19th century where women had no rights, but this is an antiquated argument in the 21st.

>Also, women are not really valued for their fertility as much as their beauty.

first i must ask, valued by whom? by men? or by society at large? if you're talking about men, this is not entirely so, unless you're talking about pure sexual desire. many men value women for their minds even primarily. i dont see every woman i interact with as a sexual object, so why would i care about how she looks? why is it still assumed that i even care about her "worth"? i value what she has to say. even if i am interested in a woman romantically, again, i place less value on her physical body than i do on her mind because im not interested it spending time with someone i dont want to talk to. now, what about society at large? here you may have more of a point because women themselves uphold beauty standards as competitive strategies. not all of them of course, but most women agree that they put effort into presentation for their own sense of self worth, this worth of course being in relation partly to how she wishes to present, but also to how men and women see her. beauty standards are of course complex, but only in part of how a person views a woman, or women as a whole.
>If we only had hairy blobby she-ogres for cis women that were fertile vs nymp-like beauties whom are sterile, men would choose the latter
not necessarily. many men prefer a sturdier woman to an etherial one. however, whatever men prefer has almost nothing to do with hitchens' point. his point is that western humor has a biological basis, in the sense that men are disposable and that women are not. women are the rightful judges of what is funny and what isn't, because some things just aren't funny, like a very small coffin. people as a whole are not as willing to make jokes about the female organs because of our inherent respect for the reproductive system, one where sperm is plentiful but wombs are not. same as we all feel an inherent necessity to protect babies and children, we feel a need to protect the structure that gives life to them, and to clothe it, so to say, in respect. with this in mind, women who want to break this taboo face an uphill battle, even among other women. not to say im against that, but i understand why it's difficult.
this leads once again to the original point, that the sublation of this cultural experience has led to younger people now having an increased respect for the sanctity of the sexual act, not out of religious dogman, but through a rediscovery of the dangers of the sexual act. the creation of life, and the environment necessary for the healthy upbringing of that new fragile life is inherently risky for all parties involved. we thought that the proliferation of contraceptives and abortion would make this a non-issue, but that turned out to be wrong.

>>753386
> not necessarily. many men prefer a sturdier woman to an etherial one.

Yes, I don’t say no, but not necessarily the she ogre kind



>however, whatever men prefer has almost nothing to do with hitchens' point. his point is that western humor has a biological basis, in the sense that men are disposable and that women are not.


Women are also subjects of dark humor jokes. People make jokes about periods and saggy tits.



>women are the rightful judges of what is funny and what isn't, because some things just aren't funny, like a very small coffin. people as a whole are not as willing to make jokes about the female organs because of our inherent respect for the reproductive system, one where sperm is plentiful but wombs are not. same as we all feel an inherent necessity to protect babies and children, we feel a need to protect the structure that gives life to them, and to clothe it, so to say, in respect.


People make dark jokes about pregnancy, menstruation, and boobs. And people do make depreciative humor about children.
Misopedia is commonalized so much that people don’t think much of it.

Also, wombs are plentiful. As are testes. Also if men are disposable, so are women, children, and elderly


>with this in mind, women who want to break this taboo face an uphill battle, even among other women. not to say im against that, but i understand why it's difficult.


It’s mens fault with chivalry


> this leads once again to the original point, that the sublation of this cultural experience has led to younger people now having an increased respect for the sanctity of the sexual act, not out of religious dogman, but through a rediscovery of the dangers of the sexual act. the creation of life, and the environment necessary for the healthy upbringing of that new fragile life is inherently risky for all parties involved.


Irony is, religiopolitical conservatives have less respect for the procreative process.
They’re against non procreative sex and even masturbation which is far less harmful



>we thought that the proliferation of contraceptives and abortion would make this a non-issue, but that turned out to be wrong.


Blame conservatives. Truth is, people feel like having reproductive abilities make them gods.
The procreative process is risky but people still feel entitled to be fruitful and multiply.

Look at the way we still treat single childless adults as leeches.

>>753386
The real
Stigma that needs to be broken is dark humor and children. Kids are not allowed to openly enjoy or make dark humor without being diagnosed as disturbed or narcissistic


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