Why do so many people default to awkwardly hugging the opponent when fighting?
The thread this was a reply to got peanuts footballed so I don't have the immediate example, but imagine two Chinese ladies taking their jackets off, aggressively grabbing each other and making an anti-climatic thud on the sidewalk.
Like that's how people in my high school fought. and people treated that as the hypest shit when it looked they were both trying to do vidrel to eachother.