> know a girl, lets call her Lidia
> in long term lesbian relationship
> relationship = constant drama
> girlfriend gets fed up, breaks up with her
> meanwhile another girl exists, lets call her Carla
> clearly been waiting on the sidelines for ages
> probably waiting for Lidia to be single
> Lidia goes on university exchange abroad for 6 months
> Carla now forced to wait
> ok fine, 6 months manageable
> Lidia arrives in exchange country
> thats where she meets me
> we become friends, hang out, do random stuff
> purely friendly, good vibes
> Lidia extends exchange another 6 months
> Carla now staring at 1 year wait
> panic.jpg
> Carla decides waiting is cringe
> flies over to visit Lidia
> has master plan
> invites Lidia to party -> hopes for romance, chemistry, something
> "lets go partying in red light district teehee"
> Lidia: "sure, i'll invite a friend"
> that friend is me
> random straight male with zero awareness of situation
> whole night i talk with Lidia
> Carla basically becomes background NPC
> she tries talking to Lidia in her language
> doesnt work, i accidentally dominate conversation
> unknowingly cockblocking entire operation
> Carla returns home defeated
> Lidia and i keep hanging out for next 6 months
> exchange ends, emotional goodbye
> Lidia goes back home
> stops by Carla's city on the way
> theres some festival going on (Not my country, so I have no fucking idea what it was)
> Carla decides its now or never
> confesses feelings
> reads her a poem
> sings her a song
> absolute cinematic effort
> Lidia says yes
> they plan to move to capital together for masters
> future girlfriends arc unlocked
> months later Lidia calls me again
> Carla visited her soon after confession
> Lidia felt nothing when she saw her
> romance.exe stopped working
> asks to go back to being friends
> entire year of planning and emotional warfare
> ends in nothing
Why are women like this?
>>759754If lesbian hanged out with you that means you are a trccn
>greentexting
Why are 4channers like this?
ok
Did you have sex with either of them or not?
>>759775Sadly I haven't unlocked the ability to change people's sexual orientations anon
>>759811all women are bisexual, if a lesbian doesn't want to fuck you, it's just because you're not good enough for her