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would you rather Anonymous 20-02-26 01:48:38 No.759859

a) get head from Marie Antoinette
b) eat her cake

Anonymous 20-02-26 01:56:51 No.759860

You just know at least one person put their dick in the neck hole

Anonymous 20-02-26 03:09:59 No.759875

that’s a big forehead

Anonymous 20-02-26 07:14:28 No.759956

How big was her cake?

Anonymous 20-02-26 07:16:21 No.759957

does cake mean ass

Anonymous 20-02-26 07:18:03 No.759958

>>759956
Dont worry Marie Antoinette had a HUGE cake. It was like a meter wide and DEEP like the sea

Anonymous 20-02-26 07:20:35 No.759961

>>759957
Nah. She got killed during a famine. I think her last words were something like "THEN LET THEM EAT CAKE" when someone told her people were starving.

Anonymous 20-02-26 07:21:38 No.759962

>>759958
Nice

Alunya 20-02-26 07:22:06 No.759963

>>759961
She was guillotined for attempting to flee her own nation in time of revolution and war.

Anonymous 20-02-26 07:57:25 No.759979

>>759859
I would prefer to skull fuck her literally.

Anonymous 20-02-26 11:18:39 No.760000

I don't sully my dick with royalty, thanks but no thanks.

Anonymous 20-02-26 13:22:18 No.760023

>>759979
How would that work anon? She's just bones. Can you stay hard while fucking a skeleton? Would you need to take special pills or install padding on the skeleton to protect your pp?

SabinyAK 20-02-26 15:05:12 No.760053

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where's the Patty Hearst option?

Anonymous 20-02-26 18:22:22 No.760167

>>759979
Also anon skeletons are spooky and scary and they kill my boner. Are they just not scary to you? Are you one of those people who get boners when theyre afraid? I have so many questions anon.

Bluegrass The Goat 21-02-26 03:33:27 No.760304

They didn't have toilet paper or toothpaste back then so neither

Anonymous 21-02-26 04:57:02 No.760322

>>760304
But in this situation you'd be fucking her now and we do have toilet paper and toothpaste now. Is the toilet paper there to protect your PP while you fuck her skull? I imagine the TP would provide very good padding.

Anonymous 21-02-26 05:18:48 No.760338

>>759859
i would show her some family guy videos. shed b laughin her auzz off. itd be funny as shit. and wed smoke weed like seth rogan. hit seth rogan up , watch that shit its called the new seth rogan movie. seth body looking good too. got me a little turned on. damn this shit sexy i say to my hot chick (marie) then we start rubbing each other up and down on our hot bodies and me and marie be rubbin each other up, then we just start fucking then we get some dome (gogole chrome)

Anonymous 21-02-26 05:19:21 No.760339

>>759957
you are fucking worthless.

Anonymous 21-02-26 05:22:46 No.760341

>>760338
This is so erotic anon. Thank you. I need to go be alonne for an hour now while I imagine this scenario.

Anonymous 21-02-26 05:26:51 No.760344

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>>760341
seth rogan nipples be lookin juicy so i jus get distracted from my babes dome she still suckin tho she get mad bite my dick straight in half im like Bih i didnt want that put that shit bac on but iz 2 late n my shit allready got chewd up in to a warm paste god dam then i get mad af start getting angry as shit gotta go slam the god damn door so i slam the god damn door so hard the tv fall off the wall n the television just chop marie head off and it looks seriously bad ass n awesome.

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