>Look who finally decided to leave their room!
Who?
ahhhh! wops!
FUCK YOU GUYS. I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY AND I KNOW YOU GOSSIP ABOUT ME BECAUSE I DON’T LIVE MY LIFE ACCORDING TO YOUR NARROW AND VAPID VALUES BUT AT LEAST I’M HAPPY
I fantasize about getting into this situation and then committing suicide by splattering my brain and skull fragments all over the ceiling to disrupt their stupid gathering.
>>760755Well that looks like a funeral so it's probably fitting.
>>760723*starts tossing some salad*
>>760883Your mother tells you you're doing it wrong and wants to show you the proper way to do it.
i'm only coming to dinner out of respect for my fawtha
>>760884*starts fucking my own mom, sexually might i add*
>>761153"Accidentally" get your mom pregnant in front of your family.
>>761160what is this diddly blud doing on the calculator
>>761160thats a really tempting thought i wont lie
>>761160i cant possibly be the only one whos fantasized about having sex with their mother right?
>>761803tell me more.
anyone else around you?
what made you decide /siberia/ was where you were gonna admit this?
>>761808where the fuck else would i admit it? idk i just find my mom hot