You receive the spazrinet. It's basically a clarinet that makes people spaz the fuck out like in gifrel (pronounced 'jif') when you blow the instrument in somebody's direction.
How do you use your newfound power? The body of the spazrinet is long and full with crazyfying tunes.
Use it on the store managers at my job whenever they come to tell me to get off my phone
>>762722I would stand next to the Walmart greeter and whenever he's about to say the line I'd blow the spazrinet.
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>gifrel (pronounced 'jif')
like graphic (pronounced 'jrafik')
>>762741Hard g gif sounds awful, and the creator of the format prounounces it jif. I"m with op, gift fans are the ugly soyjack or whatever.
>>762741Uhm, honey, it's J-NU PLUS Linux