/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>762795
>Alpha male (owner) gets attacked
<That means more food for me, nom nom nom!!!
ThT's dog "intelligence".

Maybe they need to feed Rover more. Or maybe less. If they're hungrier they might save your ass.

My childhood dog totally saved my ass, more than once. I don't think he went to any hardware stores though, but he knew me as well as an animal can know a person without it getting creepy.
Animals are de-facto better than people, which means they're better than you, which means you're just jealous.
Also dogs are useful as fuck if you're not an urban loser, they can do all kinds of helpful shit. What are you good for? Shitposting? I'm doing thst right now bitch

Dog ownership is about having a willing slave. They just want something that loves them even after abusing it.

>>762803
Basically like many parents.

>>762795
I protect my dog not the other way around.

>>762826
>impact on environment
Wait till you learn about cats

>>762802
>Animals are de-facto better than people
Under-socialized misanthrope narcissistic vegan reject.

>>762833
>Under-socialized
I'm definitely way more socialized than the majority of y'all. I eas in a touring band in my twenties and i work in a bar.
>misanthrope
I love people, even shitty ones.
>narcissistic
I'm closer to self loathing and i definitely take myself less seriously than you seem to take me.
>vegan
I eat meat.
>reject
I guess, sometimes, who accepted you and who didn't?

>>762857
>I love people, even shitty ones
If you're not constantly thinking about murdering random people then why are you even here?

>>762859
>constantly thinking about murdering random people
I occasionally think about the killing of specific people, mostly those in charge. You sound like a tragic person to have to be around. My condolences.