Man's best friend my ass. My friends would protect me from attacks even if they were eating.
Pet lovers are proven to be 80 lQ anthropomorphisers:
>Muh dog lowes me
WRONG
>Muh dog knows me
WRONG
>My dog would protect me
WRONG
>My dog's body is long and not empty
WRONGEST
>>762795>Alpha male (owner) gets attacked<That means more food for me, nom nom nom!!!ThT's dog "intelligence".
Maybe they need to feed Rover more. Or maybe less. If they're hungrier they might save your ass.
Dog ownership is about having a willing slave. They just want something that loves them even after abusing it.
>>762803Basically like many parents.
>>762795I protect my dog not the other way around.
>>762826
>impact on environment
Wait till you learn about cats
>>762802>Animals are de-facto better than peopleUnder-socialized misanthrope narcissistic vegan reject.
>>762833>Under-socializedI'm definitely way more socialized than the majority of y'all. I eas in a touring band in my twenties and i work in a bar.
>misanthropeI love people, even shitty ones.
>narcissisticI'm closer to self loathing and i definitely take myself less seriously than you seem to take me.
>veganI eat meat.
>rejectI guess, sometimes, who accepted you and who didn't?
>>762857>I love people, even shitty onesIf you're not constantly thinking about murdering random people then why are you even here?
>>762859>constantly thinking about murdering random peopleI occasionally think about the killing of specific people, mostly those in charge. You sound like a tragic person to have to be around. My condolences.
Lmao Islam is right about dogs
Doggo knows it's an act.
My dog literally drops what he's doing anytime he hears one of us coming down the stairs to bark at us. No way he wouldn't bite up anyone breaking in immediately.
The dog can probably tell it's staged thoughbeit
>>763035The dogs probably know their owners are annoying morons so they don't bother to do anything.
>>763032Try OP's experiment then, you sentimental faggot
>>763039Dogs don't """know""" shit, you anthropomorphizing cretin.
>>763219Did a dog rape you?
>>763219Dogs do know, but their intuition/cognition is canine not human.
People anthropomorphicize dogs due to dogs anticipating human expectation so well thanks to centuries of domestication
>>762795OP you’re wrong
Dogs are the best but they’re spiritually castrated due to domestication from humans
A lot of human endearment for dogs is more akin to fascination with new toys
People who don't like animals tend to be awful to human beings as well. For example torturing animals as a child is a well-known psychopathic behavior. I wouldn't trust any of them in a revolution.
>>763224Perhaps but not all animals are the same
Also do you know that there are animals that torture other animals for fun?
They don’t kill always for food or defense
Some kill others for fun.
>>763224I like animals which is why I don't think they should be owned as property and traded as commodities.
A Bumperino. I have canophobia ili nešto
>>763271Isn’t that how we also treat children?
>>763218Ok, but you have to be the one breaking in.
You guys are gullible as fuck. No one would do a real test like this without a bite suit. Gonna get your ass fucked up. Staged for updoots.
>>763219>"knowing" is an anthropomorphic traitReligionslop goes in
>>>/ufo/ >>763260This.
It should be illegal to neuter/spay animals unless it’s for controlling veneral infection or hormonal disorder
>>763453>Just because these lilttle uygh.as is houngry and greedy with their food doesn't mean they don't like people.My dogs have always demanded to be at my side 24/7. The dogs won't even go outside unless one of us are there. And they love running around the backyard and barking at squirrels and whatever they do, but only if accompanied by one of us. If we go inside, then they just come to the door and furiously scratch at it until we let them in. If I go back to my room they just sit outside the door. Dogs want 24/7 human companionship and it makes me feel sad I can't give it to them.
Can't find it now, but people have done some timelapse videos where when their masters leave, they just wait by the front door all damn day.
>>763260Dogs were artificially selected to be human companions. They are not wild animals adapted to nature. You can't simply release them all and expect it to turn out well.
>>763446You realize there's a good fucking reason why spaying and neutering is a thing right? You really want more strays? Shelters are overloaded as it is.
>>763437No knowledge proper without language proper.
Sorry.
>inb4 dogs have languageHahahaha
>>763462>Dogs were artificially selected to be human companions.You leave them alone for a year and they turn back feral. Same with pigs.
I hate dogs as pets. Cats are much better for that. Dogs should be serving some purpose.
>>763431Kinda but not to the same extent
It's insane that people used to somehow think babies didn't need anaesthetic because "they can't feel pain" despite it being fucking obvious they do
>>763458Yeah that's my take
>>763446Based and true, I don't think it's wrong to have pets but castrating them is fucked up
>>763580And cats are way more independent and they can go to their litter by themselves
>>763271>abundant evidence otherwiseNot just dogs, but every animal applies to this
Does anyone have photos downloaded of the dogs of the bourgeois the PCP impaled on spikes to show their owners what was going to happen to them?
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