I fucking hate going to marriages so much. Most narcissistic bullshit useless event in existence. Expecting people to spend time from their busy lives to go watch a boring cerimony and go to the lamest drug-free party with the lamest songs, and the most bourgeois retarded food is incomprehensible to me. And for fucking what??? The motherfuckers will get divorced in 3 years max anyway.
Did you ever get married and made a whole cerimony event? If so, fucking kill yourself.
Do you plan to? If so, fucking kill yourself.
I don't plan on ever having sex much less a romantic relationship and much less getting married. I don't particularly care for marriage ceremonies however. But that's more because I generally dislike partaking in group activities.
i love weddings, even the ones im not part of. nice opportunity to crash into it and steal the canapé like a racoon, the more high class the better, crash into a wedding to eat, get laid, or just take pics