What is your opinion on God?
A dick that's kind of cool but probably not real.
not real
sex
god is a black woman – and i am a racist misogynist,
>>763078A silly mythological creature.
>>763118sex is real. If I can't have sex with god it's not real
>>763125You sound like Mr. Garrison from South Park
>>763127But Mr. Garrison from South Park is not real
>>763131He's more real than god.
god was real but he died a while back, only a few people came to his funeral
Hate him for making me homosexual and chinless
>>763139Atleast you have a big cock right?
>>7631402±1cm bigger than average but that doesn't matter since I am no whore and dick size doesn't really matter above micropenes
This one is gonna take a bit to explain
I am spiritual, my view on god is that he is real, he created science, so essentially I believe in a mix of science and god, god made science so his creation would work.
I do believe in ghosts, and I believe that is the afterlife, “hell and heaven” are seeing the impact you left on earth, whether it be good, or shit.
>>763144Hence why theres so much evidence of god.
>>763145Science* sorry I’m tired as shit lmao.
>>763144How do you define "science"?
There is no true "God".
It's just a conspiracy to control the masses.
If there is a "God", it is Tikasha Sakama, lordess of the wild and feral, destroyer of greed and injustice, hater against ecocide and ignorance
>>763118My throbbing cock is real. Do you want evidence?
>>763154Only if it's larger than 20cm
>>763165Come on now, it's at least 12 cm, is that so bad?
>>763151Ecocide is based actually. Factories and lithium give me access to leftypol, trees do not.
>>763168Without trees you would have starved to death by now.
>>763170I wish we didn't have to eat to live. It's so disgusting and time consuming.
>>763170I love trees made for consumption and in the future we will produce food without the help of plants
>>763172This.
It’s so sad that man is the apex predator yet they cannot make their own food via photochemosynthesis
>>763198are you still mad at him for the whole crucifixion thing
>>763201Eh you get over it. We fought the aliens and returned the missing one to his parents and we are cool now
Yeah I believe in GAWD
Genocidal
Abrahamic
War
Deity
>>763208hi!
What are you planning on doing for Trump?
>>763406I don't really have that money, surely that's for The Elites….. :-(
>>763409Siiiiigh man, I know this is an inversion of Jesus but it sounds so horrible and it's literally what American babyboomers sound like..
Why did I have to be born in this country, Jesus..
>>763409I'm Serbian and I'm trying to work towards a Social Sciences degree. Nothing too grand, nothing too prestigious.
So no need to call the ambulance.
>>763406are you offering any exclusive NFTs perchance
>>763416>are you offering any exclusive NFTs perchanceDuh, of course I am and they are all AI generated btw and I’m using a river that used to supply a black neighborhood in northern Virginia to cool the computers which are built with metal mined by Congolese Child-slaves.
Also you should invest in Jesuscoin.
make our own gods. theyll be nonfiction and fake but we'll still make them a religion. we will NOT OUTLAW yuri and yaoi and we will encourage fanfiction.
>>763440Then explain why there's no mention of Heaven+
he's not dead, but I'll get that bastard some day
>>763535Because it’s only mentioned in the Premium Edition of The Bible, other exclusive content includes deleted scenes and a patch of land in Scotland in your name!
none
>>763550Whatever happened to helping the poor?
Shit
>>763588There is no insensitive not to be poor if you help them
Aka my penis as depicted in the 1989 film 'begotten'
Jesus was a proto-communist, henceforth I love Jesus!
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