>be me
>19 year old KHHV
>4.51/10 trying to looksmaxx (already increased my points by 0.11, aiming for 0.3 to reach the equilibrium semi-normie index of 4.7)
>wagecel trying to employmentmaxx
>only intern in my workplace, get incomemogged hard literally everyday
>get approached by gigabecky at work
>shes hydrationmaxxing + caffeinemaxxing, i get mogged by her cup in hand strategy
>right off the bat i try to countermog, start aurafarming to parry her aura
>"hey anon"
>perfect vocal performance, no cracks, good volume, good reverberance
>holy shit, shes good
>"u-um, hi"
>horrible performance, stuttercel behaviour, that deducted at least 20% of the aura i tried to farm
>she instantly notices it and goes for the counter
>TAKES A SIP OF HER FUCKING COFFEE
>by this point i was legitimately freaking out, i forgot what mog to use to counter that, i had to consult the forums
>she starts talking about some fucking party or some other normie bullshit shes going to
>emergencywikiconsultationmaxxing, pull up my phone trying to find whats the best countermog according to the current meta (it changed last weekend, i hadnt read the documentation fully yet)
>she asks me "so, are you free this weekend?"
>BRUTAL MOGGING. shes literally calling me a loser and saying i dont do anything worthwile during my free time
>at this point im seething, decide to go fuck-it mode, put down my phone. i wasnt gonna take this humiliation anymore
>start listing hobbies alphabetically according to their aura-per-capita index to show her that im intellectualmaxxing
>basket weaving, piano playing, classical russian literature reading
>dont even do any of that shit im just listing to gain aura
>this is an incredibly OP strat, it intimidates any normie and will make them instantly view me as the alpha in the conversation
>after 5 minutes straight (good performance on my behalf, i had remembered every item in the meta table) she just goes "oh.." (hard mog, auraretreating, her entire week was ruined after that mog LMAO)
>she tries to aurasave by saying that its ok and she was going to some dumbass bar and was wondering if i wanted to go
>by this point i had accrued so much aura that i wasnt even listening to what she was saying, i was just thinking of how i could compose this post to show off my skills
>she leaves, auradefeated, recognizing me as the alpha in the workplace
so how did i do anons?
I don't if this is real but I believe it could be. It must be torture for anyone actually trying.
>>765001>I don't if this is realIts not.
The unrealistic part is that she asked you out