Hola amigos! It’s me Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Ever since I was kidnapped by a band of Gringos my life has been a living hell. First of all I have not seen my wife for weeks because she is in a separate jail cell, I have to share a sell with a strange man named Daniel Hernandez and a nice young man named Luigi, together we have gone on some wacky misadventures, but even though they are annoying we have read Mao together at the library. But at the library they have a computer and most websites are blocked but not this one strangely, so I would like to ask if you know any way that I can escape this hell hole? I tried using a spoon but that just caused me to fall into the ground floor.