To the RADICAL LEFTISTS™ of Leftypol.org I hate to say this because I hate you so much but I need your help. We have been killing it in Iran but they have been closing they have closed the Strait of Hormuz, nobody will help me so I was wondering if your mods could endorse this war and if the rest of you could join the military and fight Iran, if you do I promise to build a golden Hammer and Sickle in the White House and mail a barrel of oil to the houses of those of you who survive if we win.
No deal. We want sex with women! Give us sex with women!
>>766685Ugh, fine I'll ask Putin if he can send you guys some Mail-Order brides in exchange for sanction relief,
BUT ILL MAKE THE OIL BARRELS 50% SMALLER because that's the Art Of The Deal baby!
>>766685I'll help so long as everyone except this anon gets to have sex.
>>766688If you promise to
FORGET about the Epstein files then you have deal/
>>766692>The what files?The
EPSTEIN FILES didn't you here me you commie?!?!