>shitty childhood, abused by father and formed psychosexual bond with mother
>drops out of highschool, never gets secondary education
>fights in ww1 as a messenger boy, never really participates in any fighting, gets called a scrawny, anti-social weirdo
>fails to get in to art school, scrounges a living as a mediocre artist and mooches off of only friend
>was a generally creepy, unintelligent man with a piss and humiliation kink, who had underdeveloped testicles and was a pedo
<somehow becomes leader of germany as well as one the richest people on earth at the time at the age of 44
If this retard can make it, then so can we leftybros
Normies ain't shit if such a maladjusted man could attain so much power. Did he ever actually have sex though?
>>767049Not defending Hitler, however
>>fights in ww1 as a messenger boy, never really participates in any fighting, gets called a scrawny, anti-social weirdo Isn't this a lie? He was given some medals and was a fairly adept infantry soldier.
>>767049The hero of NEETs
If I wanted to exaggerate to make my position better, as a commie, I would say Karl Marx did honest, hard work
Except that he didn't and neeted off his friend
Isn't it funny how leftoids love to create tall tales for themselves and their enemies?
>never really participates in any fighting
Is that true?
>>767086Marx might not have been able to hold down a paying job, but he wrote a shit ton of in depth economic and social theory, as well as participating in the first international, and was generally a well respected academic and member of his community
Hitler was a pedophile who enjoyed little girls pissing on him, and did nothing of value until he cheated and lied his way to absolute political power
Youre making him sound based as fuck. Guess I love the man but hate his beliefs.
>>767049>fights in ww1 as a messenger boy, never really participates in any fighting, gets called a scrawny, anti-social weirdo I am pretty sure that he was temporarily blinded because of a gas attack.
>>767111>messengers dont get into gas attacksIts one of the most dangerous jobs as you have to hop over trenches to deliver messages.
>>7670491933 was one of the first incel revolutions if u think about it
That rather sounds like something is off about your assessment if he managed to make it. Then he can’t just be a complete loser like you make him out to be. It’s not his fault he had a poor upbringing that shaped him and despite his weaknesses he can still have strength elsewhere. I think he was a good orator and he was able to articulate a deep resentment many Germans held at the time. Additionally he was a useful tool for the bourgeoisie who needed someone to snuff out communism at their door step.
>>767121Exactly, he was a useful idiot that knew how to talk out of his ass and fell in with the right crowd at the right time
His talent was public speaking. Even though I'm left I still enjoy his speeches.
>>767123“I enjoy hitlers speeches” - typical anarchist
>>767086Marx has written an intellectual body of work larger in quality and quantity than what you will read in your entire life. Don't kid yourself, white boy.
>>767123'Talented speaker'only for lumpen midwits
>>767127Your saint Marx is right about the diagnosis of society, although you could've picked up the same point from many other books especially the Bible, he fails spectacularly to have an adequate solution for it or is just really vague in his solution. I don't know which is true, and quite frankly, I don't care. If I suddenly land myself on a life-changing lump sum that I get out of nowhere such as the lottery I will for sure stop having any tendencies to bother with fringe ideologies that don't really work anyway.
I suppose I hold onto alternative points of view for society because I'm not the beneficiary of the status quo already.
>>767147>although you could've picked up the same point from many other books especially the Biblehow are you going to pick up a critique of capital from a book written thousands of years prior to capitalism
or do you think marxism is just saying that the rich are mean and we should give free stuff to the poor
>>767153Try paying more attention next time then
>>767156> or do you think marxism is just saying that the rich are mean and we should give free stuff to the poorNo offense but that’s the general attitude of the average leftist
>>767089Can you provide proof about Hitler being a paraphiliac?
And that Marx’s work was as revolutionary and original as you claim?
>piss kink
Where can I read about this?
I'm apolitical so hitler inspires the same zest for life as mao zedong and che guevara, being a striver faustian chad has nothing to do with politcs, just will.
>>767086You should be raped to death.
>>767086most good philosophers were basically NEETs
>>767274Thanks for this very detailed biography (I will read it someday) but where is exactly? Searching for "pee, urine, piss" does not give back anything
>>767308Ugh based? Am I supposed to hate him for r
having refined fetishes?
>>767308a golden shower for the golden billion
>>767308So that's why he liked the arabs
>>767049All of these sounds like jewish lies
>>767329Hitler Schicklgruber was a jew himself
>>767156>marxism is just saying that the rich are mean and we should give free stuff to the poorthis is actually true independent of whether it is "Marxist" or not. name one good rich person. you can't.
>>767293Sure but this doesn't look good on Marx himself
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