/siberia/ - Off-topic

im not saving myself for anyone specific tho

Give the chick a bigger booty and bigger tits and a little more belly fat and it would be a bit more truthful.

I have someone already thx

I dont want a virgin tradwife, I want a tatted raver friend who hooks up with me.

>>768989
On second though those dont daydream about antisocial schizos either, so I will be killing myself shortly.

Neither. I prefer a tsundere Partizan gf

How can I be asocial if I attend meetings at my local org?

There's no cute bfs/gfs on here anyway.. it's a waste of time

I've had sex with close to 100 people

>>768996
Decomposing is the worst part, you have no idea what an experience it is

>>768996
Don't worry, you chose the trashiest group of gays you could think, they would fuck a goat if it was nice enough to them (like most men with women tbh)
The only easier groups are 50+ old men that do the minimum amount of grooming

>>769024
Anon, if I was into men I wouldnt need to incelpost.

I would date my female equivalent in a heartbeat. This is a strawman. I'm invisible to women.

>>769026
>not into men
>posts the most twinkish 'woman' ever

anon, I…

i'm gay and men don't gaf if you're deranged

Ignore the gay-sodes. Only scizo women cough in this mfer?

>>768984
>This applies to you too you know
No it doesn't, I've got my dream wife and she ain't trad., don't project your weirdo problems.

>>769029
That is a false equivalency because men and women dont seek the same things in a partner. Being young and physically fit is enough to make a woman hot, but youth carries no premium for men and while fitness helps it isnt enough to make a man attractive in itself.

>>769030
Twinkish women are super rare and most of them are into other twinkish women. What passes for "twink" among men is just a skinny guy.

>>769037
>What passes for "twink" among men is just a skinny guy.
And intact hairline and clean shaven beard

Nuh uh, I'm saving myself for a chubby schizoid femcel

>>768984
I want to be the tradwife

>>769064
I want my dihh tickled

Vtubers have blown the idea that being poorly adjusted in a pathetic way is incompatible with being attractive out of the water. The "I can fix them or become worse to match" mindset isn't as uncommon as one would expect in most people in the dating pool rn, regardless of gender.
Obviously ya gotta have the looks to back it up to at least prove you can maintain yourself, but as long as you're not depressed it's fairly easy to figure out how to look good if you look into how cosplayers do it,
>>769037
Being physically fit and well dressed is enough, especially for cishet women. Plenty of old man chasers that are oddly open about it out there, usually starting off as a fujoshi thing before realizing the reason they find old men being with each other hot is because they find them hot individually.

>>768984
I'm not saving myself for a virgin trad wife, nor do I wish I could one day marry a deranged asocial schizoid, nor do I look like either of these people or share either of their living conditions, so I actually don't think this applies to me at all.

>>769189
Fujoshis are already a small section of women, and fujoshis into old men are a minority of a minority.

>>768984
why does the incel have tits

>>769192
Gynocomeastia

>>769192
Estrogen

>>769192
pre-op transmasc

No it doesn't. Only virgins.
I lost my virginity to a pretty dumb girl. It was many, many years ago. She was attractive enough with a great body but she already had a kid. That's how eligible a bachelor I was at that age, which was 20 BTW. So was she.
So I was late to the party and looking to have a relationship with anyone. I knew she wasn't a potential long-term partner for me, and I'm sure that's what she was looking for. A dad for the kid as much as someone for her. And I didn't really take to the kid or her fucking cats or her dumb mom either. After having fucked her a few times I became kind of a dick and she didn't want to see me anymore. And even though that was for the best it sucked being rejected. That hurt. But the she told me after like our fifth time that it was the best sex she ever had. And I don't doubt it. I don't think the couple guys she'd been with before me gave her the right kind of attention, orally. And I did romance her and take her to nice places too. She hadn't dated anyone even a little classy before. But back t chowing her box; I was a very quick learner and had read a bunch of Playboys and other porno mags growing up and was determined to make girls "squirt". Even though I've yet to meet one who did (and one of those magazines said they all have the potential), it turns out just the attempt is usually enough to get them off multiple times if you can read a woman's body and play it like an instrument; which it turned out I could do, like instinctually. Knowing when to touch and where and how much pressure just came naturally after all of my educational reading in the pages of 'Swank'. Much of my research began even before the internet did.

But the asocial part I guess applies to me these days. I've lived in relative seclusion since the start of Covid. Haven't had a woman in 6 years now. It's starting to make me kind of deranged probably. And I put on 30 lbs in that time. I need to take it off. But I'm lazy and smoke weed all day, also not helping the social thing. When I am with people I'm naturally social, but having been away from them so long I tend to avoid them now. So when I do speak to people I never shut up. I just can't motivate myself to initiate the social interactions. And I can't leave grandpa alone for long. That's mainly why I've been quarantined so long. But I've got money for paid helpers coming in. I'm going to get some me time. I need to find a lady to lay on top of.

Thank you for reading my blog. Just felt like reminding the internet that there are a lot of people in between virgin incel and pussyslayer. You never hear about us regular dudes with some fond memories, good highlights, but goddamn YEARS of dry spells with nothing to suck on or fuck on.

pic reminds me of that first one's great boobs. I can only imagine how amazing they were before she had the kid.

I'm saving myself for a virgin BBC

>>769194
Yeah, he really should have been a little fat for it to make sense. Or just a skinny dude with a concave chest.
I didn't care for that part either. But the art was better than usual for some MS Paint shit. You hardly ever get color and detail like that. And the artist went out of his way to get a font too.

>>769321
>And I didn't really take to the kid or her fucking cats or her dumb mom either. After having fucked her a few times I became kind of a dick and she didn't want to see me anymore. And even though that was for the best it sucked being rejected. That hurt.
it was your fault though. you became a dick on purpose because you wanted to be broken up with, instinctively, even if you didn't admit it to yourself. a lot of guys do that. crash out until they get kicked out. cuz they don't wanna break up but they do.

>>769380
You're probably right. But I still wanted to have her somehow. I wanted her to be a different person. And I didn't know anything about relationships; I thought I'd have more time, like that I could keep sleeping with her and she'd conform or get smart somehow. But she was off on the hunt again. I saw her like a year later dancing with some construction worker cowboy type, 9 months pregnant, in a nightclub type bar. She didn't wait. And I have buddies who've been through the same type of thing. Saw some ex with the new idiot and a baby, realized they dodged a bullet.
But now that I want the type of girl who wants to have a family I can't get one. I'm in my forties and not really attracted to younger girls intellectually, and the women in their thirties who still don't have kids and are smart and interesting and attractive, well that's a very small pool I don't think I have access to either. It's going to be a single mom or a divorced woman who doesn't want kids for me probably. If any. Time is running out.

>>769037
>That is a false equivalency because men and women dont seek the same things in a partner. Being young and physically fit is enough to make a woman hot, but youth carries no premium for men and while fitness helps it isnt enough to make a man attractive in itself.

Wrong. It's more societal expectations for gender. Women are expected be dolls while MN are expected to be expendable war machines.
Male youth beauty is often pathologized and seemingly only appreciated by bisexuals.

>>769026
Wrong asin.
Plenty of homosexual incels. They're just overshadowed by their hetero brethren.
The dating pool for gay guys is only good for metropolitan areas
In the suburbs and countryside, it's mainly out of shape family men.

>>769480
>But now that I want the type of girl who wants to have a family I can't get one. I'm in my forties and not really attracted to younger girls intellectually, and the women in their thirties who still don't have kids and are smart and interesting and attractive, well that's a very small pool I don't think I have access to either. It's going to be a single mom or a divorced woman who doesn't want kids for me probably. If any. Time is running out.

Well, you're gonna have to go for the awkward nerdy college girls then

>>769321
>No it doesn't. Only virgins.

As a sex haver myself I beg to differ.
People make way too many assumptions about virginal people.

It's mainly sex havers who talk and politicize sex way more. And they wanna whine about porn.

As for your story, that's why I stick to porn.
Crazy girls are the only ones willing to give out freely and they give out exceptional sex.
But the drama they create is deadly

>>769189
>Being physically fit and well dressed is enough, especially for cishet women. Plenty of old man chasers that are oddly open about it out there, usually starting off as a fujoshi thing before realizing the reason they find old men being with each other hot is because they find them hot individually.

I highly doubt this. With exception to the first sentence