No.10351
I did not choose the capybara.
No.10352
>>10350more like CUTIEbara
thank you all for picking my nomination No.10353
alunya but as a capybara
No.10354
>>10351 who did u vote for. I voted raccoon because i was dumb, I should've researched beforehand. It turns out that raccoons are very individualistic, and thus reactionary and counter-revolutionary
>>10352i was surprised by capybara winning. I thought some generic animal would win, like cat or bird, so I was pleasantly surprised. Capybaras really are the perfect leftypol animal, because they're clearly leftist. Also, I live in Brasília, where there are a lot of capybaras. I should take a picture when I find one, they're adorable
>>10353 very cool
No.10355
>>10350Wait… why nobody told me about elections… also I didn't know 150 ppl existed here that they voted wow…
No.10356
I am okay with this result.
>>10355Actually it says 150 votes were voted by 50 people.
No.10357
>>10350>Alunya's petthat's actually perfect
I think a capybara would be like 1/3 her size
No.10358
>>10354I think capybaras are a good sibera mascot because:
they're cute
they don't stress out doing too much and just chill
they play nice with other animals
they like to play in the water (who doesnt like the pool right)
they are proudly vegan (wow!)
they are a little chubby and not as elegant as some other animals but they dont let that bother them
also I just said capybara and tapir because the default animals looked a bit too familiar and dare I say, northern/western centric, i'm also surprised and pleased by this decision and the acknowledgement to our brasilia and latino comrades
No.10360
>>10359>this thing is counter-revolutionarybut its so cute
No.10361
>>10357AW FUCK i just thought of a great name for the capybara character,
BEHOLD:
CHE CAPYBARAand capybaras are actually no so small, they can be pretty chunky
>>103581. facts
2. facts
3. facts
4. facts
5. facts
6. facts
7. facts
also, they're very collaborative
No.10362
>>10359 very right libertarian vibes
>>10360 >666literally satan running pr for raccoons
No.10363
>>10351>>10350I was thinking: maybe we should do a revote, but reduce the amount of candidates from the pool – for example cut out who had single digit votes
As much as I wanted the dog, rat, and chimp to win – the communist wasn't interested in them.
No.10364
OKAY I PULL UP
No.10367
>>10366>another animal pic deletedwhats going on?
No.10371
wtf i didn't see a poll
No.10373
capybaras are a normie meme
No.10374
>>10371well it ran for 48 hours which is longer than bourgeois elections
No.10375
Use instant run off not fptp shit.
No.10378
>>10372 aaw
>>10373ok, so capybaras are the popular, the muscular proletariat's choice, what about it?
>>10377 least muscular capybara
>>10375 use my massive cock
No.10379
i hate capybaras bc it reminds me of that cringe meme of an anime girl with a loli voice saying capybara
No.10380
>>10379cleanse yaself (of spooks)
No.10381
>>10356each person had three votes
No.10383
>>10374did the poll fucking run on a weekday
people got jobs mate
No.10384
>>10383My apologies. The next Animal Election will be on a weekend then.
No.10385
>>10380sorry but now capybaras are actually trash because they've been coopted by the brazilian far right
apologize
No.10386
>>10385What? No they haven't show me proof
No.10387
fox >>>
No.10389
>>10384Are you re-doing the election or are you saying this for next year?
No.10391
>>10389I'll make a poll one day asking how often these elections should be done, this is up to the ppl to decide
No.10392
>>10391You should make a poll about making that poll first.
No.10393
>sticky
thought pepe and jaks were becoming allowed again
No.10396
>>10350What is President Capybara's economic policy??
No.10399
>>10396Here's what we know about capybaras:
uno: they're very social and collaborative
dos: they get along with most animals
tres: they're kinda patriarchal and trad
:Ccuatro: they're vegan
cinco: they bark like dogs sometimes isn't that cool
so I'm not sure what kind of leftists they are, and what kind of economic policies
Guebara would come up with, but they're certainly leftist
No.10400
>>10384That wont work because people in different countries have their weekends at different.times
No.10401
>>10400Make it go from 12 AM on the West side of the International Date Line to 12 AM Monday on the East side of the International Date Line.
No.10402
How often should animal elections happen? Poll:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyG81RXGn7 No.10403
>>10402I thought we were memeing about having a poll for how often the elections should happen.
No.10404
>>10403Why? Do you HATE democracy or something????
No.10408
>>10407The dragon emperor canonically gave birth to a tiger, so where did he get milk from?
This question is important, because the year of the dragon is next. In case dragons weren't mammals, the next election would not be on the 10th February 2024 but in the year of the horse on 17th February 2026.
No.10409
>>10406dragons are reptiles my dude
No.10410
So who wants to draw the first siberiasona? Should capy have an outfit or be anthropomorphic or what?
No.10414
>>10412the liberal media doesn't want you to know about hog-riding raccoons hate-criming possums
No.10415
>gibbon wasn't even a choice
rigged, fake, gay election
No.10417
>>10350Now that Capybara won someone needs to make a sexy lefty anthro capy-girl like Alunya. I'd do it myself but Im not very talented
No.10422
>>10418v cool
>>10419cope. capybaras are clearly men. it's even in the name
No.10424
>>10419what about a character that's a qt companion to alunya (like chinese cartoon characters often have), and stays on top of her head like pikachu stands on top of ash's head
>>10421you can't slander the reputation of guebaras like that just because of one twatter cringelord
>>10422 muito legal
>>10423 lovely
No.10425
>>10406those are some big tits
No.10426
This is why the modern left is weak.
They vote for an animal that is nothing but a slow, toothless sack of nutrients for any predator to consume without resistance, rather than voting for an animal that can fight back
Smh
No.10427
>>10426Capybaras arent slow nor bait. Just because theyre not aggressive doesnt mean theyre weak
No.10428
>>10426If capybaras were lame then they would've gone extinct, instead they're at 'least concern' level, unlike your ebin apex predators which are all in danger of only living in zoos. When predators are around they can defend themselves with their teeth but they prefer to hide in murky water where they can go without breathing for up to five minutes. They are unbothered because they know their own power.
No.10429
>>10428It's actually weirdly enough correct.
Sigma don't care
No.10430
Also you missed a joke there 'least concern' - unconcerned
I don't know I don't work here
No.10431
>>10430very nice, i didn't even think of that.
Well so I think we can disqualify capybara catgirl due to sameness but should capy be a little pet boy or some kind of capyboy? or a capyBARA muscleman?
No.10432
>>10428>>10427internet debate status:
won 🏆
No.10434
This is bullshit
No.10435
You know, I am not left-wing at all. I honestly come here just to see what you all are up to as I also dislike and like a few of the same things. I can put up with glorification of Anarchism, Stalinism, even all those millions who died of starvation (you thankfully don't do this) …… but this ……. THIS is unforgiveable and completely intolerable! I have never, in my life, seen such an expression of the intellectual emptiness of pop-culure. Here you are, literal modern day philosophers who will be studied in the future, millions of pages of history at your fingertips …….. and you elect a literal rodent. I am not surprised given you are all communists, but really? Even with all the TikToks and idiots throwing bananas at them at the zoo you hop right on board. Capybaras are literally the Donald Trump of the animal world - the only attractiveness is via a complete lack of knowledge of how the world works or functions. I am truly disappointed, and believe me I have seen some sh*t on this board. I mean, at least the racoon got #2 (underrated cute factor … I think its the hands) but it doesnt cut it. This is unforgivable and I will never look at you all the same again. Helicopters! All of you!
No.10436
>>406645
… just wait for your ration of good taste next week, you will laugh
No.10437
>>10436is that an edgy dog-whistle that i'm not virgin enough to know
No.10439
What should leftypol's capybara be called?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/e6Z28OojwnN No.10443
they are giant rodents, and i was about to post that they looked like them which was completely unneccesary since you know they're actual rodents
No.10444
>>10443I don't know this actually
No.10445
>>10412GIGABASED
they will colonize america
No.10449
>>10447>>10448I hate this.
Why can't an animal just be an animal?
No.10451
can't believe goats were never an option
No.10452
VERRRRGA pana si ganaron los chiguire hermano qlq
No.10453
>>10452Me chiguiriaron elmio
No.10456
>>10454Is that Hong Meiling from Touhou Project?!?!?
No.10458
>>10438imagine their MUSKY smell.
2x strong!!
No.10460
>>10458Please consider your
tonehowever I do agree that the smell will indeed be 2 times as there are 2 animals
No.10461
>>10460> however I do agree that the smell will indeed be 2 times as there are 2 animalsanon maths
No.10463
unrel but im posting to see if the custodial staff fucking nuked the thread because they thought I posted CP (when its literally a photo of me getting fucked, and I'd damn well know that I was 18 recording that)
No.10464
>>10463You should go to /meta/
No.10465
>>10463Post some appropriately censored ID and a piece of paper with the site name and the current date. That's proof.
>>10446vid rel.
No.10466
>>10350Didn't even know the vote was going on TBH, I was offline at the time. Tell the truth anons, you lollygagges watch Jimmyhere or someshit.
No.10467
>>10465This video has haunted me since its creation and it terrifies me since i know the person who made it. This is the last place i would have expected to see it.
No.10468
>>10467schizos of a feather flock together
No.10469
>>10468>555 >schizos of a feather flock togetherKeked and checked
>>10467 Who LMAO? Why does this haunt you?
No.10472
>>10470they're graceful looking in water
No.10474
>>10473 that's a fire crib. hope the rent is not high
No.10475
>>10474tha lil uygha is gonna lose his deposit if he keeps chewing on the doorframe
No.10479
>>10478You doing ok Shay?
No.10480
>>10478what about capybaras, are they that important?
No.10481
>>10480if capybaras were important, don't you think alligators would eat them? a capybara would surely be the alligator's most important meal of the day, right?
No.10483
>>10482They're kinda cute, NGL.
No.10484
>>10483wrong, they're extremely cute
No.10485
>>10481Alligators are afraid of capybaras, that's why they don't mess with them
No.10486
test
No.10487
NEW MOTION: kill the sticky.
No.10490
>>10487Agreed, get rid of it.
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