The fuck, are we actually going to turn into robots?

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The fuck, are we actually going to turn into robots? Anonymous 14-04-25 14:39:36 No.28977

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2025-03-05/cortical-labs-neuron-brain-chip/104996484

This is the nth-ish article I’ve seen on human brain cells being exceptionally better than the brain cells of other organisms when it comes to computer processing. This shit is being stacked on top of the now confirmed neurologically controlled prosthetics available in some parts of Africa and Europe. Is this shit real? Will the future of computation seriously be man-machine hybrids?

Anonymous 14-04-25 14:41:27 No.28978

>>28977
The future will be biotech

Anonymous 14-04-25 14:42:30 No.28979

>>28978
What happened to quantum computing? Will we have quantum biotech?

Anonymous 14-04-25 14:49:20 No.28980

Unga bunga i am a scared monkey man luddite kill all transhumanists

Anonymous 14-04-25 14:50:24 No.28981

>>28979
Quantum toilets
It flushes but doesn't at the same time

Anonymous 14-04-25 15:26:32 No.28982

>>28980
Did you get the soylent DLC with your musk brain chip?

Anonymous 14-04-25 15:37:35 No.28983

Transhumanists: become robot to live forever
Capitalists: turn robots into humans to speed up planned obsolecence.

Anonymous 14-04-25 15:39:54 No.28984

>>28983
>capitalism is when power efficient computing

Anonymous 14-04-25 15:40:47 No.28985

>>28982
unga bunga computer chip has sex with me (I didnt consent)

Anonymous 14-04-25 16:59:14 No.28986

What the fuck does typical hysteria for people with too much free time have to do with the main board?

Anonymous 14-04-25 16:59:48 No.28987

>>28984
>capitalism is when technology does things I don't want to

Anonymous 14-04-25 19:01:01 No.28988

>>28977
Wealth inequality means a greater proportion of national wealth is in the hands of the bourgeoisie, who are all looking to invest in the "next big thing" for returns.
So now we have a ton of startups dedicated to grifting from the upper class by promising them sci-fi garbage with no serious plan to make it happen.
See: the recent dire wolf story.

Anonymous 14-04-25 19:02:03 No.28989

>>28977
No, the computers will turn into us.

Anonymous 14-04-25 19:03:09 No.28990

>>28977
The based japanese figured this in the 90s and thus intentionally stopped their economic advance. They knew its all downhill after the PS1 and the OG gameboys.

Anonymous 14-04-25 19:10:09 No.28991

File: 1744657808955.webm (Spoiler Image,2.01 MB, 848x464, droned.webm)

if you want a picture of the future, imagine a drone blowing up a human face, forever

Anonymous 14-04-25 19:11:22 No.28992

>>28991
Ukraine made rocket jumping real.

Anonymous 15-04-25 02:30:13 No.28996

That makes an uneasy feeling. What if a brain thinks. It is in a black box

Anonymous 15-04-25 05:28:55 No.28998

>>28982
This ninininininyugha thinks grug was being ironic?

Anonymous 15-04-25 05:30:10 No.28999

>>28988
Probably some bourgeosie women want to fuck ancient legendary direwolfs and wanted to turn that into reality

Anonymous 15-04-25 08:02:58 No.29000

moron thread
the cherry on top being the random gore video

Moffin' 15-04-25 10:33:36 No.29005

>>28977
Will this end with cyborgs?
It likely won't but a man can dream

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