"Hey chinlets,
My name is Jackson, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, cringelords who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any strange? I mean, I guess it's fun making based of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to videos on tiktok.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much the rizzler. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to drawings of anime girls"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate my ass; Shit was SO skibid). You are all faggits who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wifey 4 lifey"