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The whole design philosophy of Pokemon for the last decade and over is basically modeling every decision about the direction of the games catering to the whim of the least well adjusted immature 30 somethings and their nostalgia while also making sure eight year olds buying their shit.

No duh

also shitting out games as fast as possible

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>catering to the whim of the least well adjusted immature 30 somethings and their nostalgia
This is why Nintendo released an official life-sized Gardevoir plush.

>>41127
>catering to the whim of the least well adjusted immature 30 somethings
Really? I've always thought of Pokemon as a kids franchise. Even Sonic is obviously a kids franchise once you look at how Sonic Forces came out. I refuse to believe that this "game" is marketted towards Sonic fans, like, c'mon now. Although they did say it was made by the same team as Colors and Generations for… reasons. Were they expecting to be taken seriously or something? But I digress.
>>41143
>official life-sized Gardevoir plush
Is this real?

>>41143
Its so you can fuck it right?

>>41148
>Its so you can fuck it right?
How are you even supposed to insert your dick into this?

>>41150
Life finds a way

>>41151
>Life finds a way
Does it involve giving Gardevoir a Chelsea grin?


>>41154
>made in Vietnam
HOOO-HOOO-HO CHI MINH!! HOOO-HOOO-HO CHI MINH!! HOOO-HOOOOOOOOO-HOOO-CHIII-MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINH!!

>>41127
Is Pokemon still popular with kids? I rarely hear about it these days.

>>41157
>Is Pokemon still popular with kids? I rarely hear about it these days.
I'm pretty sure Fortnite and the minions are more popular with American kiddos than anything by Nintendo.

>>41158 (me)
But then again, we don't take the Japanese kids into account.

>>41157
>>41158
>what is pokemon go
hi uncs

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>>41150
doesnt seem hard to modify it to add a hole

>>41162
This angle is lewd, looks like a woman in yoga pants unironically.
>modify
Yeah, sure. "Modify."

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>>41143
>>41162
On-model Gardevoir is so hot. I hate plebs who need anything to be the same fucking shape.

>>41164 (me)
Wait, where tf did you get that photo, anon?

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>>41165
On-model pokemons are like those girls in horror/fantasy movies who turn into some scary abominations when you actually try to bone them. Have you seen how the real Hatterene looks? Yeah, I'm not putting my penis in this… UNLESS…

>>41167
>On-model pokemons are like those girls in horror/fantasy movies who turn into some scary abominations when you actually try to bone them
but thats the best part

>>41172
>but thats the best part
Uh… I don't know what to say.

They're not just scary, they don't even have human proportions or anything.

>>41165
A lot of stuff on e6 feels like those SFM animations of GMOD ponies heads slapped on stock curvy woman models with some degrees of separation. On model Isabelle from animal crossing isn't as rare as it used to be, but some artists really do just drag and drop an ass twice size of her head on a peice that could've been much hotter otherwise.

Thinking Colloseum/XD are bad games might be the worst possible opinion someone could have about pokemon period. If you think Scarlet/Violet were good games, I still think that's an all around better opinion to have than "these games that came out as proof of concept that dppt could've been Wii launch titles are actually oVerrAteD aND UnDeRhAteD!"

>>41177
who are you talking to

>>41175
I get adding/enhancing secondary sexual characteristics on horny fanart but just changing the whole ass design is plain stupid tbqh.

>>41178
Forgive my interrupting your hornyposting, but this dumb poket*ber pissed me off and I had to vent

>>41180
thats fine, i agree with you

>>41175
>on-model Isabelle
>hot
You know, this is why other people look at you weird, guys. Pokemon and Animal Crossing porn is… something else.

>>41182
Least neurotic normalfag.

>>41183
>Least neurotic normalfag.
Normalfag? No. But most people don't think on-model Isabelle is hot, it's a very coomer thing to say.

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i hope they make a life sized gallade plush i can have sexoo with

>>41185
Pokefucking is one thing but being gay? In Japan?

>>41186
>being gay? In Japan?
It's more likely than you think.

>>41184
>it's a very coomer thing to say
as opposed to wanting everything to have the same bodytype with gigantic cowtits, inflated buttcheeks and ridiculously wide hips

>>41194
>wanting everything to have the same bodytype with gigantic cowtits, inflated buttcheeks and ridiculously wide hips
That's a strawman, nobody said that. It's just nice if a girl looks… you know, like a human. Instead of an alien gremlin or a literal bunny.

>>41196
If people want to fuck even Eldritch abominations then more power to them.

>>41212
>If people want to fuck even Eldritch abominations then more power to them.
Sure but don't turn around and judge people for having preferences that are more normal, you are in no authority to tell them what's hot or not due to your preferences being so unconventional to begin with.

>>41214
>>41175 here, I think it's more just frustration with the rareness of what I want to see, even if I expressed it rudely.
Probably the best course of action in that situation is to get good enough at drawing / blender that I could make on-model animal crossing smut.

>>41215
>I think it's more just frustration with the rareness of what I want to see
Wdym? I'm frustrated that I see it too often. A lot of porn is pretty freaking on-model.

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>>41167
>not big boob and tall anthro version
>suspicious version
gay

>>41196
>That's a strawman, nobody said that. It's just nice if a girl looks… you know, like a human. Instead of an alien gremlin or a literal bunny.
/thread

>>41165
Right with humanoid/anthro body is best version
it even easy to turn her anthro, just add boobs like most porn of them already does

>"On-model Gardevoir is so hot"

adding sex to the right version missed the point of the image
it's "anthro porn hoe vs based guard dog" to:
>the anthro version will fuck pokemon other animals (left)
>me fucking pokemon animals is better (right)
at least the old custom life-sized gardevoir plush for sex that used the left design were anthro

>>41212
>If people want to fuck even Eldritch abominations animals
most pokemon are animals or Eldritch abomination animals
this isn't like digimon where there's humans and imps, just few humanoids like mr mime for ash's mom porn, hypno for anthro on female hypnosis porn and Incineroar for gay anthro furry porn at best

>>41162
>they added a camel toe

>>41216
Well idk why I was rude about it if not frustration.

>>41219
>suspicious version
She's not entirely on-model, she's just short. I do like big boobs.
>>41220
>Well idk why I was rude about it if not frustration.
Tbh after browsing more of Hatterene's R34 I kinda get you, I think both extremes are kinda shit. Some porn artists really make the proportions unrealistically large, like, you can get thighs that large only if you're morbidly obese like Nicocado Avocado.

>>41219
>this isn't like digimon where there's humans and imps
I'm gonna give credit to Pokemon that while its creatures aren't a good fapping material they are pretty creative… Still not as cool as Shin Megumi Tensei, the goat.

>>41214
>let people enjoy things
shut up fag

Has anyone fucked that plush or not?

>>41232
>shut up fag
Bruh, "Let people enjoy things" is literally what the anon I was responding to was saying lol. I was just calling out the hypocrisy. Imagine defending coomers by complaining about a phrase coomers use, that must be the next level of idiocy.


>>41238
My point was that saying rats are hotter than humans is pretty ridiculous, I wasn't judging anyone (I was judged by that kind of person instead lmao, the irony).

>>41240
>(I was judged by that kind of person instead lmao, the irony).
Hello reddit.

>>41241
>le reddit
I'm starting to think you're a 4chinlet clogging the website with lazy insults again.

>>41242
my guess if they think reddit invented "irony" and now pull that card when someone invokes the word.

>>41248
>reddit invented "irony"
19th-century continental philosophy is literally filled with irony. Definitely a 4chinlet.

>>41266 (me)
>two pairs of eyebrows
Fuck, I noticed only just now, thank you, Google Images, for your excellent art.

>>41219
>>41212
Still find it disingenuous that they lump together gardevoir with other animals that mostly like lopunny, when gardevoir's are humanoid (comparing to other pokemon), but the problem is, unlike digimon where it's has renamon (even without breast as a anthro), a humanoid furry, standing on two legs, who (in the anime) is has human sentience/mind and can talk to human as well, in canon they're basically anthro unlike other digimon, unlike gardevoir where they are humaniod in body, but have a mind of an animal that also can't speak and in canon they're supposed to be an animal.

>>41223
>Shin Megumi Tensei, the goat
That's because SMT has actual eldritch abominations including woman, eldritch woman/men, monster men/woman, also few furies as well. Only having some mosters, and a few monster animals, animals and kids instead unlike pokemon's 95'% animals.

>>41362
>Still find it disingenuous that they lump together gardevoir with other animals that mostly like lopunny, when gardevoir's are humanoid (comparing to other pokemon), but the problem is, unlike digimon where it's has renamon (even without breast as a anthro), a humanoid furry, standing on two legs, who (in the anime) is has human sentience/mind and can talk to human as well, in canon they're basically anthro unlike other digimon, unlike gardevoir where they are humaniod in body, but have a mind of an animal that also can't speak and in canon they're supposed to be an animal.
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