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Horse Racing General Anonymous 18-07-25 18:18:04 No.43558

- Games about Horse Racing,
- actual Horse Racing,
- Your favorite horse,
- related media, etc…

## Links
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_racing
https://umamusu.wiki/Main_Page
Admittedly don't know much about horse racing myself so if you got more links feel free to share.

Anonymous 18-07-25 18:57:00 No.43560

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I want to be horsefemmed by Agnes Tachyon

Anonymous 19-07-25 23:27:13 No.43569

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is this the Wild Manes thread?

Anonymous 20-07-25 17:39:32 No.43570

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Anonymous 21-07-25 02:44:42 No.43573

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the designs of the original anime are so much better than the cookie cutter moeblobs in the gacha (ew!) game

Anonymous 21-07-25 02:58:21 No.43574

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>>43573
Plus they're horses / effectively humans with highly optimised muscles for running, so it makes sense for them to be muscular. It's weird that anyone would want to tone that down. Like I'd love to see a side story (the only gacha I play is arknights so by default assume these things are structured like it) where Agnes Tachyon go into the funky theoretical biology of getting a person to run 100 kilometers per hour.

Anonymous 21-07-25 04:36:00 No.43578

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>>43573
Making Goldship lose the mature face and toned tall body and be the same height and body type as everyone else in the gacha is a fucking crime.

Anonymous 21-07-25 05:12:49 No.43579

>>43578
I wonder if the engine reuses the same base models and swaps the clothes, hair and such like how Genshin does it or if it was purely a weird marketing decision.

Anonymous 21-07-25 06:20:07 No.43580

>Agnes Lady
>Agnes Flora
>Agnes Tachyon
Is it common for race horses to inherit their first name from one of their parents? Or is it like a "surname common first name" sorta deal? Are there more examples of this ya'll know about?

Anonymous 21-07-25 17:26:50 No.43581

>>43573
That's because the engine reuses the same body for the girls, while the anime don't thus characters can have different bodies.
same shit happens with Genshin impact and such.

Anonymous 21-07-25 17:56:09 No.43584

>>43578
>>43579
wtf are you guys talking about, goldship is taller and more muscular than the other girls in the game, she is like a head taller than all the other models

Anonymous 21-07-25 18:03:43 No.43586

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>>43581
When games do that I feel like the fault is graphics creep. Too many devs are afraid to have a polygon or two visible.
>>43584
Now that I've looked closer, true. Though I think horses are measured in hands.

Anonymous 21-07-25 21:23:18 No.43588

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Anonymous 21-07-25 21:30:05 No.43589

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>>43588
Real life Goldship had 500+ children btw.

Anonymous 21-07-25 21:33:40 No.43590

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>People unironically call Goldship the goat
>Their claim is if he tried he would've won more
Well their is a GOAT and their name is not Goldship

Anonymous 21-07-25 21:50:40 No.43591

>>43590
wait people actually care about the racing aspect?

Anonymous 21-07-25 22:03:26 No.43592

>>43591
I find it neat, and I've seen side-by-side videos of bits of the show and actual races they're referencing, so clearly there's an overlap.

I bet if you made a mecha anime about real trains it would have a similar vibe.

Anonymous 21-07-25 22:07:41 No.43593

>>43574
>It's weird that anyone would want to tone that down.

it's almost like the point is cute waifus not serious athletics content

Anonymous 21-07-25 22:11:16 No.43594

>>43593
Well the anime is proof that both can stand as focal points and people will be into it. If it were it's own new thing I wouldn't find it that odd, but as an addition to something established it is quite odd.

Anonymous 21-07-25 23:25:14 No.43595

>>43591
Yes and No. Find it interesting, especially Horses with a good story to tell (Seabiscuit). Don't actively keep up. People talking about Goldship as if he is the best horse or would be if he tried does light my heart a blaze (fancy way to say seethe). Secretariat just is the best horse.

Anonymous 22-07-25 03:50:20 No.43597

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>>43593
>it's almost like the point is cute waifus
bruh all the fanart of toned umas is wildly popular

Anonymous 22-07-25 04:46:46 No.43598

>>43589
This is so fucking cute

Anonymous 22-07-25 13:54:55 No.43600

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Anonymous 22-07-25 16:25:52 No.43601

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we are stuck in rollslop/gachaslop hell for a while, are we?

Anonymous 23-07-25 01:37:50 No.43603

>>43601
at least games are still being made. imagine how this feels to people who read visual novels and all those companies went bankrupt or pivoted to gacha shit

Anonymous 23-07-25 01:38:20 No.43604

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>>43597
god bless them

Anonymous 23-07-25 03:49:41 No.43605

I remember when I did track and field (shotput) in high school they had the runners in lanes, but horse races seem to be more like how car races are where once they're out of the gate they can pretty much go anywhere.

Anyone have an example of horse races set up with lanes or is that not really practical with horses?

Anonymous 23-07-25 04:59:33 No.43606

the idiotic social media infighting about the so called "uma guidelines" is so funny to me because i cannot imagine the odds of some old japanese rancher seeing porn of their horse because you really have to look for that shit

Anonymous 23-07-25 05:18:19 No.43607

>>43606
I'd figure they'd be the ones commissioning it. Like if I had a race horse I would.
>Horse does well enough in races to sell cum
>Give Uma Musume permission to include my horse
>wait for the hentai to roll in or commission it anonymously.
>People with mares see them while masturbating, ingraining their name in their brain
>They buy my horse's cum for their mares

Anonymous 23-07-25 14:16:13 No.43612

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>>43573
I love her. She looks like a cool oneesan except she is a goofy tard.

Anonymous 23-07-25 15:14:46 No.43613

>>43597
>>43604
idk if its the algorithm fooling me but everyone seems to love goldship yet merch keeps pushing every other horse BUT her

Anonymous 23-07-25 16:20:39 No.43615

Umamusume is a psyop, prove me otherwise

Anonymous 23-07-25 17:57:45 No.43619

>>43615
Gachas are just that popular.

Anonymous 23-07-25 18:49:20 No.43620

>>43612
>middle right
hahaha that mf is grinning

Anonymous 24-07-25 01:33:02 No.43621

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I didn't know she had a kitty on her head for like 6 hours .

Anonymous 24-07-25 01:42:07 No.43622

>>43615
>>43619
tbh it truly is bizarre just how quickly gambling went from being (correctly) perceived as a trashy pathetic pastime to being normalized. it got brute forced into the mainstream over what, 3 or 4 years

Anonymous 24-07-25 03:15:45 No.43623

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>>43622
Well didn't Team Fortress 2 invent gacha mechanics pretty much? It simply persisting in the culture probably had a hand in that. Everyone likes TF2 even though TF2 is a gacha, so there was a blueprint there.

Anonymous 24-07-25 05:56:18 No.43625

>>43623
>Well didn't Team Fortress 2 invent gacha mechanics pretty much?

what????

Anonymous 24-07-25 05:58:57 No.43627

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>>43573
I can't find a source, but I saw a youtube short claiming Daiwa Scarlet's trainer only let them on the series if they made her tits bigger to reflect the musculature of the irl horse, and in game is pretty noticably a different build than most of the others.

Each character I've looked into so far seem to have a distinct in-game model, they just evened the height for some of them / certain screens so they can look eachother eye-to-eye without fancy dynamic animations to account for eachother's height. Maybe some of them looked weird when looking up / down.

Anonymous 24-07-25 06:04:24 No.43628

don't play these gambling games. yes gacha games are gambling. they are evil. they are specifically engineered to break your brain and get you spending money on stupid micro transactions.

Anonymous 24-07-25 10:12:56 No.43629

>>43615
It really did blow up on social media in about a day

Anonymous 25-07-25 20:43:41 No.43672

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Minecraft horses often freak me out when playing past the time I should be sleeping because I've never interacted with them as a mechanic so I don't see them often, and they have an imposing silouette so the small mammal part of my brain registers them as a predator until I get a good look at them and realize they're a horse.

Anonymous 26-07-25 23:30:46 No.43699

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>>43672
Honestly there needs to be more horse-centric horror games, closest I found was long horse, which is really just a snake with a horse skull.

Like if a horse decided it wanted to trample someone that would be a situation.

Anonymous 28-07-25 00:10:00 No.43717

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The horses have been made aware

Anonymous 31-07-25 07:20:49 No.43789

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So appearently in the Uma Musume timeline there's Kingdom of Ireland and the princess is one of the horses, Fine Motion. The real horse is also intersex, which is why she breaks the ear bow convention.

I like the implication that horses being horsegirls turned the tides of certain countries' histories.
There is a non-zero chance the USSR still exists in it.

Anonymous 31-07-25 16:13:56 No.43793

>>43672
>small mammal part
We are also megafauna and are predators and have extinguished anything that could possibly oppose us and only stopped because we felt like it Horses are Herbivores get a GRIP!

Anonymous 31-07-25 18:57:06 No.43795

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https://www.tumblr.com/kabewski/790596810976673792?source=share

Anonymous 02-08-25 18:14:45 No.43851

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>>43615
At least this time it's not about glamorizing the Imperial Japanese Navy.

Anonymous 02-08-25 18:26:36 No.43852

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>>43789
Budyonny was trying to make a Horsegirl special ops in that universe.

Anonymous 08-08-25 21:01:46 No.43930

>>43672 (me)
Holy fuck Minecraft Horses are fast if you pick a strong one.
Found a mod that lets you see the stats with a monicle, and the 11.36 speed horse I found wandering about feels faster than sprinting, even the fast sprint from Parcool.
These can reach 14.57 blocks per second max. I gotta get some create mod train going and see how they compare.

Anonymous 09-08-25 17:24:54 No.43944

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