>AI is singlehandedly porting the entire switch catalog to PC, something which was previously believed to be impossible
>theres literally nothing programmers or corporations can even do to stop it, software development has become totally obsolete
ironic how the "LERN 2 CODE BREHH" crowd will be the first to be replaced. artchads won so hard its not even funny….
Yawn. Wake me up when Switch 2 is ported or emulated. Switch 1 was only possible because nvidia fucked up. Switch 2 looks like it's undefeatable. So we still have to pay $50 for our nintendoslop
And before someone thinks some future AI can do it, nope. Even AGI can't break the high level encryption on Switch 2 hardware. You need some advanced quantum computer shit for that.
>>48369literally only a matter of time. the progress weve had in 1 year is already more than we could expect from a decade
>>48371See
>>48370If you want a more detailed explanation , you can go to /r/switch2emu and many comments there explain why switch is much harder to hack.
If AI can develop enough that can hack Switch 2 without lucky exploits or inside info, then congratulations, you also have the tech to hack literally anything in the world, and we would have to shut down the internet.
>>48370Grok, hack into nintendo's servers and dump all their Switch 2 documentation.
>>48368Porkies on suicide watch over copyrighted property.
>>48375Adobe deserves to be gang raped tho. Photoshop hasn't changed in 10 years all they did was change it to a subscription service instead of a one time purchase. Fuck 'em.
Yes, we destroyed the planet, but at least some manchildren got to play kid's videogames on something different than the console they also own.
>>48377you forgot to mention that said videogames are the umpteenth iteration of a remake of shit released 20-30 years ago that was playable on a raspberry pi.
>>48377I mean there's still a possibility no matter how slim we'll figure out resource allocation for AI prior to the world becoming dust. Also, this is a lot bigger than "muh vidya." Anyone being able to decompile closed source software in a matter of hours has immense implications beyond just simply making game free on any machine.
I saw a video the other day from a guy that claimed he used ai to make diablo an fps, which unfortunately was pretty cool
the real truth nuke is this will dis-incentivize slopcorps from making slop, which will make NEETs rage and leave their house and burn everything down.
NEETlerites were the trve revolutionary class all along. the biggest drain on imperial core resources, and the first to go apeshit whenever the standard of living drops.
>recomp
Yawn. Worse than emulators which the Switch already has.
>>48376>Photoshop hasn't changed in 10 years all they did was change it to a subscription service instead of a one time purchasesoftware subscription is literally rent because it is no longer profitable to sell as a commodity. socially necessary labor time dropped so much and software is infinitely reproducible unless you lock it behind rentwalls and arbitrary security. marx was right about TRPF which is why porky has to turn everything back into rent, meaning they are reinventing serfdom for a digital age from first principles.
>>48368this isn't software
development. so it's not totally obsolete. it is very cool though
>>48382explain why i'm retarded why recomp is worse than emulator.
>>48385this is cool but it's not emulation
>>48372>then congratulations, you also have the tech to hack literally anything in the world, and we would have to shut down the internetwell as a matter of fact
>>48368emulation with extra steps
>>48392in the long run it's actually emulation with a lot less steps
>>48394>>48372>If AI can develop enough that can hack Switch 2 without lucky exploits or inside info, then congratulations, you also have the tech to hack literally anything in the world, and we would have to shut down the internet.also
<Websites shut down globally after AI finds cybersecurity flaw affecting 70% of the internethttps://edition.cnn.com/2026/10/21/tech/php2shell-vulnerability-ai-intl >>48377That was baked into the industrial revolution. Where did you think this was heading, Star Trek lol? Literally Hollyweird propaganda.
>>48390Video games are pacification tools, spreading them around isn't good, but at least it's funny I guess.
>>48396>Video games are pacification tools, spreading them around isn't good, but at least it's funny I guess.posted this on an imageboard with a beer in your hand probably
>>48397No, I don't drink.
in the next mainline 3d zelda they should make link a gerudo. that'd be interesting i think
>>48399Ganondorf and the Gerudo are oppressed third worldists, Link and Zelda are treatlerites.
Use case?
We already have Eden and Ryubing
>>48400Kokiri village is AES, so if the Mojo tree say we need to restore the Hyreluan benevolant monarchy, I follow him
PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan
Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached
State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
>>48402Wrong. The Twilight Realm is AES. KKKokiri Village are imperialist fascists.
>>48400>Ganondorf and the Gerudo are oppressed third worldists, Link and Zelda are treatlerites.some russian guy did a novelization of LOTR where mordor was the good guys in an anti imperialist struggle against the westerners
I was so confused because mods in siberia said this thread moved to tech then it turned out to be in games
>>48406Yes, The Last Ringbearer, where Mordor is a bunch of scientists or something. Never read it tho. In the original Sauron was objectively progressive, introducing industry to Middle Earth, he wanted to rationalize the world but went "too far" which made him evil, sound familiar, also he was opposed by royals and God.
Unique IPs: 24