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Is he the next literally me character?

>short masturbator with delusions of grandeur
yeah probably

they shouldve gotten giancarlo esposito to play napoleon

Nah he was actually successful

Looks like kino is back on menu, boys!

Napoleon (1927) will probably be GOAT, but I like how Joaquin Phoenix is portraying him as one of his awkward characters

>>35259
Napoleon hated the BIPOC and tried to expand salvery though :/

>>35265
Do you approve of slavery?

My favorite part of the movie was when Napoleon said "It's Napolein' Time" and Napoled allover Europe.

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>>35266
Only sexual slavery for wh*tes.

>>35268
Unfunny

>>35269
>t. seething mayo-monkey

>>35270
This is from the guy trying to hide his racist seething by making a pseudo-joke about "BIPOC"

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>>35259
I wonder if he used the unfinished Kubrick script. The Last Duel from Ridley Scott was pretty good. I wouldn't mind seeing a Napoopan movie from him. Would rather a Lenin or Robespierre movie though.

>>35265
He certainly tried to restore slavery to Saint Domingue (Haiti) but couldn't do it.

>>35259
doesn't look promising tbh

>>35273
he regretted doing that tho

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>>35259
sorry but I'm pre-occupied by Oppenheimer

Should have gotten Danny Devito to play him because he's short and Italian.

>>35261
>>35275
They should have Giancarlo Esposito play Toussaint L'Ouverture in a movie about the Haitian revolution.

>>35259
looks like shit

napoleon in egypt almost pretended to convert to islam just to win over the locals against the mamaluks

This will be the lord of the rings for french people

>>35278
giancarlo esposito is overcasted these days but I don't think he would be terrible. Not that this would normally be important, but Touissant was full black and not mixed, where as Giancarlo Esposito is mixed. Part of what's surprising about Touissant's rise to power is that he was full black. Non white elites in Haiti usually were drawn from the mixed race population. They had a 3 tier race system with "coloreds" (mixed european/african) in the middle, "blacks" at the bottom, and "whites" at the top. L'Ouverture and later Dessalines fought this tiered system, with Dessalines abolishing it altogether, with all Haitian civilians (including, comically, Polish volunteers in Dessalines' army who were not killed off like the white French were) were granted a legal status of "black."

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>>35282
Michael K WIlliams (Omar from The Wire) would have made a great Touissant, both in terms of acting and resemblance, but alas, he has died

>>35280
>Mvslim French Empire
VGH, what covld have been

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Personally I think Toussaint would really need to be cast as a fairly unknown actor. It's kind of goofy when you have historical figures cast with famous actors like Daniel Day Lewis as Lincoln or Gary Oldman as Churchill or Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon.

>>35282
Giancarlo Esposito would be a miscast tbh, I just wanted to suggest a Toussaint movie.

>>35283
He would have had an interesting take on the character no doubt, but I think a revolutionary might have been a bit outside of his range. Never saw him show the kind of charisma you would expect from that kind of character, especially one who did as many deals as L'Ouverture did. He was good as a leader in Boardwalk Empire but a very different kind of character.

Also that's a posthumous painting like most depictions of him so we don't have a very accurate idea how he looked.

>>35259
Always has been.

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The original one.

>>35287
he would've been cool if he didn't invent a gay ubermensch ideology to justify his murders

Most well-known movies that aren't capeshit too look forward to right now:
-Toy brand adaptation but it's also Subversive, ooooh
-Cillian Murphy playing epic stoic sigma male from Peaky Blinders but disguised as an equally cheesy historical biopic
-Joaquin Phoenix playing awkward guy with cracking voice but disguised as an equally cheesy historical biopic
Cinema might be dead

>>35289
name your favorite movie

>>35289
there is the new scorsese movie

>>35289
>cinema might be dead
truly the west has fallen

TOO OLD
NOT MY NAPOLEON

>>35291
Never liked Scorsese and The Irishman was a snooze
>>35292
It's the opposite, really. The chinlets have won, at least culturally. Almost everything in the "mainstream" is mediocre trash to their taste now. The only thing they can complain about now is some side character in capeshit being a woman or black or LGBT or whatever.

>>35294
>The chinlets have won, at least culturally.
No, because nobody really likes them. You can't market to both normies and chinlets because anything explicitly for or even associated with chinlets is tainted. For example, having a Gab account means that you're almost certainly a Neo-Nazi. Look at what is happening to Twitter. Elon Musk's attempt to bring the chinlets mainstream has been a disaster because people don't want to be associated with Neo-Nazis.

>>35295
>No, because nobody really likes them
Doesn't matter. All you need is capital. Also there's no such thing as "normies". Chinlets incidentally are easy to appeal to because of their extremely normative views and tastes.

>>35259
I'm surprised they didn't cast a black guy to play Napoleon.

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>>35297
So true, sir. So fucking true.

>>35297
haha identity politics amirite fellas

honestly i wish the inception sound effect trend in trailers had died off years ago. now they just make any movie they're trying to present look stale

>>35300
critikal already destroyed this kind of trailer ten years ago lol

>>35296
>Also there's no such thing as "normies". Chinlets incidentally are easy to appeal to because of their extremely normative views and tastes.
Wrong and wrong. Chinlets have psychotic views and bland tastes

>>35302
>Chinlets have psychotic views
Meh, sure
>and bland tastes
Yes, I said this

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>>35297
that would ruin any appearance of Alexandre Dumas

>>35294
the mainstream is a mixture of "chinlet" stuff (western chauvinism, mainly in the form of US foreign policy glowies pulling the strings on hollywood as detailed in the book "national security cinema") and "anti-chinlet" stuff (vulgar anti-billionaire politics, but not really marxist, and pro-radlib idpol representational stuff). That's the liberal hegemony all over. They can't fix class in a bourgeois dictatorship, but they can kick the can down the road with idpol concessions and threatening to become Teddy Roosevelt style trustbusters if the monopolies get too strong. This leaks into the media.

>>35304
wow interesting rec. childhood count of monte christo reader and I didn't know about this.

>>35304
>montefiore
Was Alexandre over here a pedophile, by any coincidence ?.

>not black
Disappointing wh*te historical revisionism.

What if as Napoleon they cast like a black lesbian that was also uhh uh disabled, and Chinese. And also trans, I think. I don't know. I'll leave

>>35309
What if every movie ever is starred by big tittied black lesbians who are also trans??? Have you ever think about that????

>>35310
What if there was like a black person
That's a good joke, isn't it
Worked for Kramer

>>35308
Well Napoleon was Italian, and as we all know Italians are people of color.

SeS

>>35307
simon sebag montefiore, yes, is the guy who spread the "stalin is le pedo" stuff and also a guy who was in the epstein plane list, but he is also a prominent history nonfiction author so he gets shilled in publishing blurbs all the time. The Black Count is an interesting book and I recommend it. No, Dumas is not a pedophile to my knowledge.

>>35312
>italians
>people

>>35262
>rolls back most of the previous progress
>go to war and kill millions of people
>go to Africa and loose your army
>go to Russia and loose your army
>millions of your citizens are dead and your country is the shell of the former self
Successful indeed, just like Hitler some would say. Well Hitler only failed one time, so Napoleon beats him with his 100 days faggotry. But I don't know what is better between becoming famous for a loathsome failed putsch or killing starving rioters asking for bread.

>>35289
I mean movies that the "masses" want supposedly is capeshit inoffensive shlock or historical biopic.

I'm personally looking forward to that new scifi movie coming out since it seems somewhat original. The one starring the guy who starred in Tenet.

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CAST A OLD GUY AS NAPOLEON????

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO MY BOY??? MY PERFECT LITTLE BOY!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!

>>35409
don't forget his "ulcer" in spain and his failed attempt to return slavery to haiti. Napoleon was only successful in modernizing France's law code.

>>35557
joaquin phoenix is roughly the age napoleon was in the events depicted: late 40s

Just more anti napoleon poopaganda thanks once again to the eternal anglo

>>35585
You believe that napoleon was good? Why?

>>35587
he killed a lot of anglos, castillians, and prussians

>>35259
He is literally me.

>>35294
this comment from 6 months ago was comically accurate. capital has decided to switch common sense from liberal to chvd. even if the average person isn't like that, they still feel like the mainstream is average to bad, and non-whites feel out of place in normal movies

This whole movie seemed like fear porn to motivate the ruling classes to hate the citizenry. The way that any group of common people was portrayed was horrific.


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