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Examples of movies: It Follows, Terrifier, The Conjuring, It, Babadook, Evil Dead Rise, Nun, The Witch, Insidious, Paranormal Activity, Sinister,
Hereditary, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, A Quiet Place

Modern horror movies suck ass. They feel more like Netflix TV series with the amount of stupid drama between characters. I don’t give a fuck about the character’s romantic relationship in a horror movie. Classic horror movies did not have this stupid bullshit in them. Modern horror movies try so hard to make you care so much about the characters. Most of the time they are these generic nobody actors no one gives a fuck about. They feel more like family drama/romance at times than horror. People watch horror movies for the antagonist. That is why we are watching them for the villain.

Most of these movies have the same kind of bullshit monster. There’s 5000 of these possession style movies where the monster is a human with yellow eyes or something that screams and runs at protagonist. It’s boring af.

These movies all have the same kind of shitty stringy scary music or something that tries to sound like the 80s but sucks ass.

Obligatory jump scares with loud sound effect. They suck at actually creating a scary atmosphere so they just resort to a loud jump scare and have their shitty human monster with scary eyes run screaming towards the screen.

These movies can’t do anything right so they will also be extremely gory to make up for it but gore is actually boring af once you are desensitized to it. Terrifier sucks ass. It’s absolute dogshit and the only people who are praising it must be younglings who’ve never watched the classic slasher films that are a million times better than this steaming pile of feces.

Notice they will also try to convey some kind of “deep meaning” to their film. Instead of just making a scary film with a great atmosphere and monster they are trying to make pretentious hipster garbage like failed attempt to be like Stanley Kubrick or something.