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I only heard about this movie yesterday so I decided to watch it on Xitter for free because Elon(gated) Musk(rat) isekais himself as the MC. But I was like… how would the producers make money? So it's only up until saturday kek. Money always trumps ideology I guess.

First of the bat: I agree with the message with this movie that the governments of yurop ain't doing shit to stop migrant violence. Idgaf about leftoid sensibilities about muh migrants bla bla. If the Warsaw Pact was still around, you wouldn't be seeing this lawlessness and I never understood leftists going bonkers on migrants as if they are not mostly reactionary lumpens that would fight communism on the ground that their tribal deity said sharing is evil or some shit. So you will not get me criticizing this flick for THE MESSAGE (critical drinker voice) but the irony is THE MESSAGE was delivered in a very strange fashion. It's almost as if the movie was not made to be art or agitprop, but as a controversy piece.

The movie is low budget and you can tell most of the money went to Armie Hammer's acting salary. The SFX are alright but clearly AI/Photoshop with some practical SFX in that police shoot out scene where faces of cops explode (literally) from PKM bullets.

You can read the synopsis on wikifedia, it's pretty accurate, I'll just summarize it in my own Sinbadish style.

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>You are a one of Trump's rich nepo-baby failson ex-zogbots who inherits your dead Trump's real estate empire in Croatia.
>In your dead Trump's portfolio is everything from houses, to nightclubs to brothels.
>You are an entitled Patrick Bateman asshole in training who goes to buy hookers in your brothel and stares at the wall because there is mold that distracts you from the whoremongering.
<They knew what they were doing when staring Armie Hammer in the MC role.
>You visit your real estate office that is ran in an organized fashion and tell the mostly old people working there that it smells like a retirement home and you need new blood.
>Also you want to evict all tenants that had 1 month overdue on the rent because you don't want them to live for free for 7 months.
<Apparently you are not good at math.
>Also you don't want the government to nationalize your properties to house migrants.
<Now you know why Elon posted this movie for free for 2 days on his feed.
>Still, you do some good deeds like force young hoodlums to pay for their bus tickets.
<Oh wait you don't.
>You pay for them, then start lecturing them about contributing to society and inflation and other shit their peany drugged brains don't get.
>So they obviously did not appreciate your unc'ing them and they flip you off and leave the bus.

>>47799
>If the Warsaw Pact was still around, you wouldn't be seeing this lawlessness and I never understood leftists going bonkers on migrants as if they are not mostly reactionary lumpens that would fight communism on the ground that their tribal deity said sharing is evil or some shit.
even if this was true (it isn't) migrants exit the reserve army of labour at an increased rate than native populations and have consistently shown interest in (given the chance) engaging in civic action, progressive politics, etc.

but fuck them and young people, the zombies of the brezhnev doctrine that collapsed with the soviet union because even their repression was hilariously detached from the people living there are the future or whatever

>critical drinker voice

you make a good impression

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>You are pissed that Croatia after Tito is a shithole and there is no one to deliver BATINA to all the scumbags.
>So you decide to do it yourself.
>Kill some shmuck on bail here, kill some Albanians here and there but then, you start to pay attention to rape victims of migrants.
>You seek the validation of the victims to go extrajudicially after their rapists and shoot the basterds.
>More and more migrants are found shot and Interpol thinks Russia and China are conducting Terrorist attacks against beloved YUROP and it's infallible DEMUCRACY.
>Interpol chief is personally on your tail and tracks you to your nightclub.
>He knows he is unpopular because everyone loves you shooting migrant rapists and murderers so he cucks about muh laws and other lawcuckery but nobody gives a shit because the law is meant to control the sheeple.
>But interpol chief has his sights on you sitting at the bar, enjoying the fruits of the labor of your dead daddy Trump's employees.
>While you go play a prank on some attempted date rapists by switching their drinks, interpol chief goes to pick up your glass to take your DNA.
>You realized the feds upgraded your wanted level to 12 so you devise a plan.

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>In one of your houses, you assemble a metal box with 2 PKMs on each side.
>When the SWAT team enters your house, they all arrange themselves into a thin blue line and you warn them DON'T TREAD ON ME.
>But the pigs don't listen and open fire on your metal box.
>You open fire on them out of your PKM's and it appears the bullets were made by Soviet Elves because the faces of the SWAT team members explode in a bloody supernova whenever the bullets hit them.
>Interpol chief is a tactical retard and does not realize his men are dying so he just orders more and more meatwaves against your iron box.
>You are unfazed. You don't even move inside your metal box to aim the PKM's. The bullets are self-homing on NATO cops when fired.
>You run out of bullets and escape through a hatch while boobytrapping the box with a bomb.
>Interpol chief comes inside the house and tells the remaining SWAT to cut open the iron box.
>When they do, the bomb goes off and everyone dies except the chief who ends up in hospital.
<You killed several times more cops than rapists and murderers in the whole movie at this point.

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>You next save some kid being assaulted by those hoodlums from the bus and stomp on their hands, breaking them, but not before telling the kid that he needs to press charges against the hoodlums like a good lawcuck.
>Next you sedate and kidnap the judge who exonerated 7 rapist youngster migrants and the whole trip lecture him about society, democracy, rule of law, more lawcuckery and then out of nowhere, you decide to go full social darwinist and say that people are sheep and will follow laws even against their own interests and to prove your point, you drive into oncoming traffic causing the oncoming driver to crash his car into a ditch and explode.
>You mock that innocent sheep you just killed saying that it's his fault he did not switch into the oncoming lane even though he was honking at your retard ass and probably panicked from the utter bullshit driving you imposed on him.
<Remember that this movie started with a random migrant slashing a mother's neck with a knife in front of her son for no reason. Are we the baddies Armie?
>You dump a bottle of vodka on the judge and slash his wrists.
>But you forget or simply don't care to put him in the driver's seat so it looks like someone staged a suicide.

Gay thread over a gay movie but this is a Uwe Boll movie, and he likes making exploitation slop more than actual art. Dude actually went on record saying that he made all those shitty video game adaptations just to scum out of the German government’s pockets via a (now closed) legal loophole where the state would pay you cash to fund movie projects.

Btw, dude is a wannabe filmmaker who hates any and all criticisms and would fight you to the death if you ever told him that his “Alone in the Dark” movie adaptation sucked balls.

Anyway, he has to be such a cuck if even in his slopaganda AfD piece the hero of the story is some ex-ZOGbot burger mightey savior who has come to save Germoney from MENA people.

>Next you go to the muslim family of one of the young rapists who raped a 14 year old girl.
>You shoot the young rapist in the leg and decide to recreate that famous scene from Sicario.
>Everyone is now at gunpoint on the couch, the father, the shot son, the mother and the sister.
>The father tries to lawcuck his son out of justice but it won't work on you.
>You remind them about how they victimblamed the raped 14 year old about short skirts and islam and sharia and dressing up and you tell them that their religion is archaic and they don't belong in YUROP.
>You are angry with how they used the Quran to teach rape values into their son so you make the son call all the other rapists to come to his apartment.
>When 2 other young rapists arrive, you shoot the rapists.
>Then one after the other, you shoot dead the father, the son, the holy spirit the mother and the sister because that bitch made a bad social media post about the raped victim.
>2 more rapists come and you shoot them.
<You shoot the african rapist a couple times more than the caucasian one.
>Then the last two rapists come and you shoot them point blank in the back of the head NKVD style.

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>You leave the scene and go make a phone call to the Interpol chief in the hospital telling him how he needs to tell the prime minister to stop the woke left and radical islamists from taking over by reducing the flow of migrants or else the vigilantism will continue.
>The interpol chief for some reason now sides with you and will do as you tell him and if the PM does not listen he will call the press and tell them the TRVTH.
>After all this, a news channel plays your Raul Menendez style video manifesto where you tell everyone should defend themselves because you ain't a superhero.
>The girl that was raped by those 7 corpses hears your message and is happy that her rapists were executed.
>Dedicated to all the victims of migrant rape and murder in YUROP that did not get justice.

THE END

>>47807
honestly we need content like this, that's just telling people 'yeah you should kill classcucks and evil corpo-rats, just fucking do it'

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>>47801
>you make a good impression
I hate the booze drinker, I just cannot unhear his voice when I hear THE MESSAGE.

Also
>but fuck them and young people, the zombies of the brezhnev doctrine that collapsed with the soviet union because even their repression was hilariously detached from the people living there are the future or whatever
Yeah, because those zombies ran half the world at one point under the communist banner while migrants and young people are going to be cannon fodder in the next NATO proxy war. If you never learn your history you will never know what was the correct course of action and what was the mistake.

>>47805
I just wanted to make a review on this movie so leftychuds can see the utter slop that passes as agitprop on the right. I could have made a better movie than this. You know it's meh when you can't relate to the vigilante. Seriously. I could star Armie Hammer as an east german border guard that hates bougies and ignorants while actually doing good batman stuff. Armie's family is connected to communism which is extra irony.

>>47808
We can star Shia laboeuf as Raul Castro and Liam can play Fidel.

i keep seeing chuds and chinlets and other reactionary influeners constantly compalninig that media, films, books, are too woke. we need more rightoid media. but when they try to release these efforts they seem to flop.

>>47810
They have no skillz.
They should hire a stalinist to do slopaganda for them it will be glorious and relatable.

Funny how critics called this movie anti-migrant, but most of the kills were cops or locals lol.

Even this slop from 90's russia is more relatable and has a similar message.

>>47811
And the vigilante isn’t even American!

You gotta give it to Russians. They’ll make slop, but they sure as hell won’t portray themselves as helpless cucks who need some ZOGbot murican to save their ass!

As for the writing, this an Uwe Boll film that we’re talking about, so the dialogue will feel contrived and forced as if you’re seeing malfunctioning NPCs talking to each other. For reference, see his earlier movies.

But yh, he could have made some Godzilla-type movie where some 90 ft tall kaiju from Tokyo flies across Eurasia just to trample all over Berlin and Brussels after watching some Elon slop about migrant crime, and it would be just as meaningful as most vigilante-as-protagonist slop. Because a lot of this shit is just capeshit but darker and edgier and featuring cops and military bros as le heroes. Funny how in none of these movies the MC is never an actual everyman, but somebody linked to the pigs and glowies. Really makes you think…


It’s on par with how every time Hollywood has to show some working-class hero, it’s almost always some fucking cop. Not saying this isn’t a deviation, just that it’s clear that the whole point is to push false consciousness onto the prole.

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>>47799
> and I never understood leftists going bonkers on migrants as if they are not mostly reactionary lumpens that would fight communism on the ground that their tribal deity said sharing is evil or some shit.
What the fuck Mr. Sinbad? Tribal deity? Where do you think people worship tribal deities lol. And what do you have against folk religions anyways? Do you hate Native Americans too?

Uwe Boll's still being so mediocre after decades making movies and a long pause to self reflect is appalling. I never got the lame ironic cinephiles appreciation for his awgul movies because it's never so bad it's good like The Room, it's just bad in a i don't give a shit gimmie money way.

Why are right wingers so bad at making movies?

>>47799
>This movie is meh
nah, it's utter shite

>>47801
>exit the reserve army of labour at an increased rate than native populations
no idea what you are trying to say

>have consistently shown interest in (given the chance) engaging in civic action, progressive politics, etc.

citation needed
the palestine movement is an exception, but that has more to do with nationalist and religious spooks than anti-imperialism

>>47815
The modern right winger hate art in general and have entirely been consumed by slop, the left are on their way there as well.

>>47809
>Yeah, because those zombies ran half the world at one point under the communist banner while migrants and young people are going to be cannon fodder in the next NATO proxy war. If you never learn your history you will never know what was the correct course of action and what was the mistake.
if 1/3 of the world isn't enough not to lose it all in the span of a couple years, let alone achieve the names of your banner, i think the lesson of history is that there was something fundamentally wrong w/it

when has history taught us that young people and migrants are, inherently, less revolutionary?


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