>JANUARY 19, 2026:
>Imagine you're the ORIGINAL ᴉuᴉlossnW. One day you're on top of the world, everything seems fine, you just ate a piece of France, otherwise it's mostly peace (just preparations for a small war with Greece) and prosperity…..
>…..and 37 months later, with no enemy right at the gates, most of your citizens are so tired of your BULLSCHITT, that you are deposed and arrested/confined BY YOUR OWN PARTY THAT YOU FOUNDED, just 16 days after the Allies land in Sicily… and then two days later your party is dissolved.
>Because you are such a buffoon with such a bad track record, that it got to the point that no one of any importance wanted to fight or risk anything more for you, not even for one more day. (Sounds like Maduro as well! And recall that ᴉuᴉlossnW was then extracted by a spec-ops raid! Mind-blowing!)
>I first suggested this in early 2025, but I'm even more sure now:
>AMERICAN ᴉuᴉlossnW (they even LOOK similar!!!) will be unemployed before January 2029.
>With no leash this time, he is THAT toxic and incompetent, and his aides treat Republican and Democrat members of Congress with the same disrespect, and the economy is unsalvageable, and God only knows what else will happen, and that cheeseburger diet is catching up to him.
>If ᴉuᴉlossnW 2.0 doesn't die first, the Republicans (or enough of them, at least) will HAVE TO cut him loose, to try to save themselves from total destruction, at every level of Government, in 2028.
>Because even though he won't be on the ballot then, they will need him out of the picture, not actively pulling down the whole ticket.
>Only question that I can't answer: Will it be Impeachment or the 25th Amendment, or the mere threat of one of those, or something more complex?
>The funniest thing, many dolts who today fling “TDS!!!” at me, will at that time say, “It's for the best. He did so much, but now Vance (or whoever) can bear the torch.”
>Because it's all situational with this type, because only the dumbest dummy wants to keep hitching a ride on a loser.https://xcancel.com/dreizinreport/status/2013302045378252852#m Who's winning?
>>2750401saw a fatass lardo (belly pouring out under his shirt) and his larduo wife with a lardlass and a lardlad mouth breathing at the self-checkout while slowing down the earth
disgusting
>>2750404Iran and Israel are both winning (getting their objectives somewhat)
America is losing (not getting their objectives at all)
THREADLY REMINDER
>>2750407>4 mil in reserve>service by requirementBro, no. No. Go down on your conscription law.
Attacks target Iraq’s Victory Camp, PMF headquarters
We’ve seen an escalation of attacks on Victory Camp, about 20km (12 miles) west of Baghdad. The latest was another drone strike on the camp.
It’s unclear whether the air defences known as C-RAM were activated or not. Victory Camp was home to US troops and also NATO soldiers.
NATO announced a few days ago it was temporarily withdrawing its troops out of the country, perhaps because of these escalating attacks by Iran-backed militias based here in Iraq.
While there was this attack on Victory Camp, air strikes targeted the headquarters of the Popular Mobilisation Forces, known as Kataib Hezbollah, an Iran-backed militia that’s based south of Baghdad.
You see tit-for-tat strikes taking place where the American bases are being attacked, and the positions of Iran-backed militias in Iraq are also targeted.
Saudi Arabia intercepts five drones heading towards Eastern province
Over the last few hours, Saudi air defences have intercepted and destroyed five drones launched towards the Eastern province, the Ministry of Defence has said.
Officials earlier reported that three or more long-range ballistic missiles were aimed directly at the capital, Riyadh. One was intercepted and the others fell in uninhabited areas.
Israel’s army chief says ready for ‘long campaign’ against Hezbollah
Israel’s army chief Eyal Zamir says Israel has “only just begun” its campaign against Hezbollah and is ready to “advance ground operations” in Lebanon.
In remarks to commanders, Zamir said Israel’s battles against Iran and Hezbollah are “interconnected” and that Israel is ready for “a long campaign” against the Lebanese group.
“In recent weeks we have achieved significant results,” said Zamir, claiming military strikes on thousands of targets in Lebanon. “The campaign against Hezbollah has only just begun – at the end of the campaign in Iran, Hezbollah will remain alone and isolated.”
“This is a prolonged campaign and we are prepared for it,” he said, adding the military is “now preparing to advance the targeted ground operations and strikes according to an organised plan”.
As we reported earlier, Israel’s military claimed to kill a commander of Hezbollah’s Radwan Force and two others in a strike on southern Lebanon. Israeli forces also twice targeted the Qasmiyeh Bridge, a key route along its coastal highway.
Iran will not be ‘swayed by more threats’ on Strait of Hormuz, FM says
Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi has spoken out again about the Strait of Hormuz.
In a post on X, the minister claimed the waterway is “not closed” and appeared to address the US and Israel when saying: “Ships hesitate because insurers fear the war of choice you initiated – not Iran.”
“No insurer – and no Iranian – will be swayed by more threats,” he said.
The minister’s post followed a statement from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs that said the US and Israel were directly responsible for disruptions and escalating danger in the Strait.
Iran unlikely to back down as Trump deadline on Strait of Hormuz nears
With just over 24 hours left on Donald Trump’s ultimatum to Iran, the question is whether Tehran will back down.
Trump has warned if Iran does not reopen the Strait of Hormuz to tanker traffic, he will order strikes on Iranian power plants.
This a significant escalation, Hassan Ahmadian, associate professor of West Asian Studies at the University of Tehran, told Al Jazeera.
“You see that strait was open, wide open for all shipments, but the Iranians got into this position and this place after the war was waged on them,” said Ahmadian.
Hormuz is now Tehran’s biggest source of “leverage” against the United States and he said he sees no sign that the Iranians will “capitulate”.
Trump appears to be betting that threatening civilian infrastructure will tip the balance. But Iranian officials have already signalled their counter-move – wider strikes across the region, including in Israel, if power plants are hit, warned Ahmadian.
This time Trump is actually finished
>>2750410You're going to get called out by Trump on Truth Social personally, at this rate.
>>2750415Doesn’t matter, he’s on his last term anyway, that’s why he’s doing this, you think he or any other American is going to Nuremberg court? In your fucking dreams
Iran is obviously homophobic and but also closeted gay. Why else would he named it "straight of hormuz"? Macho insecurity, that's why.
After the US/Israel liberates the people of Iran from theocracy, they will rename it "The Gay of Hormuz" or better yet "LGBTQormuz+".
>>2750419He wants to have a legacy as a great conqueror doesn't he. First Venezuela, now Iran, and Cuba and Greenland are next
BREAKING: DSA HAS CALLED A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE IN OPPOSITION TO THE WAR ON IRAN
>>2750406"You are Israelophobic!"
"Correct"
Thx for bake, btw, Professor Ibn Al Sinbad.
haha jk they're doing nothing of course
>>2750421All true, even if it doesn’t work out he’ll be praised for tax cuts to his class until the sun swallows the earth
>>2750422Can't find any source on this
>>2750425>>2750422Never gets old.
Now for the mandatory Stalin warning about epsteinism.
18:42 GMT
A total of 134,377 people are currently in 644 Lebanese shelters, according to the country’s authorities.
Nearly one in five people in Lebanon – more than one million people – have been displaced after Israel renewed its attacks on Lebanon this February.
critically support earthquake faction
donate to earthquake faction
write multiple paragraphs long walls of text debunking accusations of adventurism thrown at earthquake faction
give misinformation about earthquake faction to the cops
educate earthquake faction on better OPSEC mechanisms
US has the ability to destroy most of Iran's power plant. They want to turn Iran into a new Gaza.
>>2750432
>debunking accusations of adventurism thrown at earthquake factionIt's literally what it is, tho.
>>2750438wrong, its scientific anti-imperialist sabotage, you are zionist
Oh, it's the booklet. Nvm then.
>>2750440Books are just another form of counter insurgency
21:50 - Israeli media: "Channel 12": Today in the north, siren after siren and almost continuous, uninterrupted gunfire along the "seam line".
21:50 - Lebanon: Islamic Resistance: We targeted a gathering of Israeli occupation soldiers in the border town of Dhahira with a rocket barrage
21:42 - Lebanon: Islamic Resistance: We targeted a gathering of Israeli occupation soldiers in the border town of Marwahin with a rocket barrage
21:40 - Lebanon: Islamic Resistance: We targeted a gathering of Israeli occupation soldiers in the border town of Dhahira with a rocket barrage
21:39 - Lebanon: The Islamic Resistance has issued 56 statements so far today, Sunday, regarding its operations against the Israeli occupation forces, bases, and settlements.
21:33 - Lebanon: The Islamic Resistance: In defense of Lebanon and its people, our fighters targeted a gathering of Israeli enemy army soldiers in Tel Abu Madi in the border town of Dhahira with a rocket salvo.
21:29 - Israeli media: "Channel 12": Censorship prevents discussion of the interceptor missile stockpile.
>>2750436most stable and composed us president
>>2750440booklet anti-imperialist sabotage > bookmaxxer imperialist accomodationism
>>2750378>save themselves from total destructionIt may be too late for that.
>>2750449Thanks, it made me cum
>>2750449Much obliged, medicine man
Oil futures markets open in 2 hours.
>>2750435Leaving countries in ruins for the greater isreallyhell project and petrodollar was always the goal, from Libya to Afghanistan and all points in between.
>>2750378(third picture)
>>2750376>>2750393top kek those images.
Is the straight open or not? Why Iran keep insisting is open while everyone is losing their shit?
>>2750380amerika blowing up oil producing nation infrastructure helps amerikan monopolist. Thats why they do it. Menkheperra has good lesson on this.
>>2750397Wrong
>>2750474It's open in the part that isn't mined, close to Iran's coast, and ships trading in Yuan like those headed to China are allowed through.
>When Israel launched its attack on Iran, on February 28th, it called the campaign Operation Roaring Lion, seemingly a nod to the Iranian monarchy. But a U.S. intelligence report, assembled prior to the events of early January, which was shown to Trump a week before the start of the war, concluded that Pahlavi lacked a sufficient network inside the country to lead an overthrow of the regime. “They never took him that seriously,” Vali Nasr, a professor at Johns Hopkins, said of the Administration. “There’s a difference between having an organization on the ground versus just having people who like you. If you’re going to help change a regime, you have to have a ground game.” Trump and his aides began referring to Pahlavi as the “loser prince.”https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-lede/the-distant-promise-of-irans-would-be-king >>2750478inb4 some anons say these are just a fringe minority of extremists
>>2750483she is probably in a bunker or dead
>>2750489They’re the proletarian vanguard of an AES state set up by the Leninist David Ben Gurion
>>2750502he should just give up and become a professional gambler.
>>2750483>What religion mixed with nazism does to an mf. Her kid is in that stroller.
It is a crime against humanity to stroke the ego of a group of people.
>>2750504Is that CAMELCOCK?????
>>2750500who is this?
t. newfriend
Key points from the summary:
>THE PHYSICAL CLOSURE IS WITHOUT PRECEDENT. Polymarket puts the probability that the Strait of Hormuz is still closed on March 31st at 85%. Thirty-one days at net 18.5 million barrels per day (b/d) is 575 million barrels of stopped flows — 1.4 times the entire US Strategic Petroleum Reserve. But this is not just an oil crisis. The strait carries gas, fertilizers, and metals. The system simply cannot accommodate that kind of disruption. Either Polymarket is wrong, or financial markets are wildly optimistic. In our view, policy options are unlikely to break crude’s ascent while Hormuz remains blocked.
>THE NEW JOULE ORDER DEMANDS SECURITY FIRST. WE ARE NOWHERE CLOSE. The hierarchy of energy needs is security, affordability, and sustainability — in that order…. rising energy insecurity does what it always does — it triggers hoarding, which exacerbates the inability to substitute.
>OIL IS THE RARE EARTH OF THE MACRO SYSTEM . Fifty years of efficiency gains have made oil cheaper per unit of GDP — but more irreplaceable in function. The remaining barrels are the ones for which no substitute exists: petrochemical feedstocks, aviation fuel, grid balancing, fertilizers. Remove them and you do not get demand destruction — you get production shutdowns. We believe the world is more vulnerable to an oil shock today than it was in 1973, not less.
>THE SECURITY PREMIUM IS THE HOARDING PREMIUM. In 1979, a 4–5% physical shortfall triggered precautionary hoarding that doubled the effective demand impact. The same dynamic is now operating at a far greater scale. China has suspended petroleum product exports. Every major importer is securing supply simultaneously. We estimate that precautionary demand could be 2-3 million b/d over
the next 3-6 months. The physical disruption is the trigger; the behavioral response is the multiplier.
>THE CREDIT CHANNEL HAS BEEN REVERSED In the 1970s, OPEC surpluses were recycled through Western banks, expanding global credit, in a process whose mechanics resembled quantitative easing. Today, the transmission runs in reverse. MENA invests domestically and de-dollarizes. Federal debt stands at 120% of GDP, versus 32% in 1974. Inflation-indexed transfer payments automatically widen the
deficit. Government borrowing displaces private sector credit creation far more aggressively than it did fifty years ago.
>>2750515Contrapoints
>>2750512They even blocked the comments kek. They are losing the narrative
>>2750512Is this a case burgers are obsessed about?
>>2750483Genociders always want to kill children since their crimes are unjustifiable and they worry the children will rise against them. The excuse for killing children is a frame of mind where might 'deserves' right. It's just like teddy roosevelt's comments on dead injuns and good ones.
>>2750512Over the years, many people have doubted whether Frank was guilty of the crime. But there’s one person who believes the right person was convicted, and that’s Mary’s namesake—her grand-niece, Mary Phagan-Kean.
“It won’t go away,” Phagan-Kean told CBS46 Special Assignment reporter Sally Sears. She says she learned of her family’s history when she was 13—the same age Mary Phagan was when she was murdered.
“My teacher Mr. Henry said, are you, by chance, related to that little girl that was murdered in Atlanta?” Phagan-Kean says. She took the question right to her father. “Is it true there’s another Mary Phagan? He stood back, white as he could be. And he said ‘who told you that? You go back to Mr. Henry, say you are related,” she explains.
The infamous trial and later lynching of Leo Frank are captured in the neat files in her bedroom. Yet a century of doubt about Frank’s guilt is here, too, and in the Georgia archives where the Leo Frank story lives on. The archives hold photographs the New York Times staged but never published, showing an alternate theory of the murder. The staging shows a model of Mary, pushed down a hole into the basement, knocked unconscious. In this theory, Mary is attacked and strangled by Leo Frank’s accomplice Jim Conley, who was the star witness against Frank.
Mary Phagan-Kean recoils from the photos. Convinced of Leo Frank’s guilt, she wondered if her own research into the case was worth publishing. “I have her DNA in me. When I have questions about it, I’ll go to Mary’s grave and ask if I should get involved. And I always receive a sign that tells me yes,” she says.
Phagan-Kean’s confidence has led her to protest the District Attorney’s decision to re-examine the case. “It would be very sad if they exonerate Leo Frank without the Phagan family involvement. But then I will push the world to know we were not involved in it,” she explains.
Australia is preparing a fuel rationing scheme
>90% of Australia’s fuel comes from Asia, which gets it from the Middle East
>42 stations have no fuel at all
>107 have run out of diesel
>Meanwhile, the war is escalating… this is quickly getting out of control.
We are getting dangerously close to real life mad max situation
>>2750519No. It's the case that founded the ADL.
>>2750512What does this have to do with Iran?
>>2750401How tf are they so fat?
>>2750528The ADL is a Jewish supremacist organization that lobbies hard for war with Iran
>>2750530high fructose corn syrup?
before they replaced cane sugar with that there wasn't a global obesity epidemic. Also, computers and a sedentary lifestyle. Immigrants do the manual labor everywhere now.
>>2750525>mad maxGod that concept is stupid
>driving gas guzzlers in the middle of a gas shortage. >>2750538I'm mostly referring to Arabs
Mad Max except everybody has a bike
>>2750508>>2750506>>2750502these types receive grants through institutionalized recognition of the west institutions. like ned/usaid funding. eu funding. that's how they rally people behind. run media campaigns, provide pseudo-state services (fake IDs, quasi passports, pseudo courts, etc.). there's a large machinery behind these type, like guaido, tsikhanouskaya, pavili, etc.
it's good that places like Vietnam, DPRK, China, and up to some extent Russia, no old establishment faggot was left behind. or else the west would be running the same faggotry, too.
>>2750541I know, but the problem is a global one.
>>2750542>realistic mad maxWhere the tanks are electric and everything is solar powered
Reminder that the average American ML has the same mentality as their rotten bourgeois masters as they gleefully claim the hard work and suffering of other people as their own success stories, then turn around and tell you that you aren't doing enough in the name of freedom.
>>2750550You could have attached some screenshots taken out of context but even that is too much effort, or even replied to somebody. Your post really does puzzle me.
>>2750549That's just nasty.
>>2750555Every time an american ML uses the word "we" or tries to pretend they are in some way part of the leninist organization and struggle, they are simply appropriating the suffering and death of people poorer than them and claiming it as their own success. Constantly chiding others to read history and apply theory that they can't even pull off themselves. They love to talk to others from positions of authority as if they earned some title to even decide what's right and wrong when they can't pull off shit.
>>2750500didn't she leave internet social media for good or was that another terminally ill liberal?
ah, nvm, she is. podcasterniks are all the same, always announcing their departure to then coming back when no one missed them.
>>2750560fuck you im hungry now
>Israel Thought It Could Spur Rebellion Inside Iran. That Hasn’t Happened.President Trump’s hopes that an Israeli plan to ignite an internal uprising against Iran’s theocratic government could bring the war to a swift end have so far been dashed.
As the United States and Israel prepared to go to war with Iran, the head of Mossad, Israel’s foreign intelligence service, went to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with a plan.
Within days of the war’s beginning, said David Barnea, the Mossad chief, his service would likely be able to galvanize the Iranian opposition — igniting riots and other acts of rebellion that could even lead to the collapse of Iran’s government. Mr. Barnea also presented the proposal to senior Trump administration officials during a visit to Washington in mid-January.
Mr. Netanyahu adopted the plan. Despite doubts about its viability among senior American officials and some officials in other Israeli intelligence agencies, both he and President Trump seemed to embrace an optimistic outlook. Killing Iran’s leaders at the outset of the conflict, followed by a series of intelligence operations intended to encourage regime change, they thought, could lead to a mass uprising that might bring about a swift end to the war.
“Take over your government: It will be yours to take,” Mr. Trump told Iranians in his initial address at the war’s start, after saying they should first seek shelter from the bombing.
Three weeks into the war, an Iranian uprising has not yet materialized. American and Israeli intelligence assessments have concluded that the theocratic Iranian government is weakened but intact, and that widespread fear of Iran’s military and police forces has dampened prospects both for nascent rebellion in the country and for ethnic militias outside of Iran to launch cross-border incursions.
The belief that Israel and the United States could help instigate widespread revolt was a foundational flaw in the preparations for a war that has spread across the Middle East. Instead of imploding from within, Iran’s government has dug in and escalated the conflict, striking blows and counterblows against military bases, cities, ships in the Persian Gulf, and against vulnerable oil and gas installations.
This account is based on interviews with more than a dozen current and former American, Israeli and other foreign officials, most of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss national security and intelligence issues during a war. The New York Times interviewed officials with a variety of views on the likelihood of an uprising.
Since Mr. Trump’s first speech, American officials have largely abandoned speaking publicly about the prospects for revolt inside of Iran, yet some remain hopeful that one could materialize. Though his rhetoric has become more tempered, Mr. Netanyahu still says the American and Israeli air campaign will be aided by forces on the ground.
“You can’t do revolutions from the air,” he said during a news conference on Thursday. He added: “There has to be a ground component as well. There are many possibilities for this ground component, and I take the liberty of not sharing with you all those possibilities.”
Mr. Netanyahu also added that “it is too early to tell if the Iranian people will exploit the conditions we are creating for them to take to the streets. I hope that will be the case. We are working toward that end, but ultimately, it will depend only on them.”
Behind the scenes, however, Mr. Netanyahu has expressed frustration that Mossad’s promises to foment revolt in Iran have not materialized. In one security meeting days after the war began, the prime minister vented that Mr. Trump might decide to end the war any day and that Mossad’s operations had yet to bear fruit.
In the run-up to the war, current and former American and Israeli officials said, Mr. Netanyahu invoked Mossad’s optimism about a possibility of an Iranian uprising to help convince Mr. Trump that bringing about the collapse of the Iranian government was a realistic goal.
Many senior American officials, as well as intelligence analysts at the Israel Defense Forces military intelligence agency, AMAN, viewed the Israeli plan for a mass uprising during the conflict with skepticism. U.S. military leaders told Mr. Trump that Iranians would not come out to protest while the U.S. and Israel were dropping bombs. Intelligence officials had assessed that the possibility of a mass uprising threatening the theocratic government were low, and doubted that the U.S.-Israeli attack would ignite any kind of civil war.
The White House did not respond to a request for comment. But a senior administration official noted that in Mr. Trump’s initial remarks after the beginning of the war he told Iranians to remain in their homes and urged them to take to the streets only after the air campaign was over.
“When we are finished, take over your government,” Mr. Trump said at the time.
Nate Swanson, a former State Department and White House official who was on the Trump administration’s Iran negotiating team led by Steve Witkoff until July, said he had never seen a “serious plan” to promote an uprising in Iran within the U.S. government in his many years working on Iran policy.
“A lot of protesters are not coming into the street because they’ll get shot,” said Mr. Swanson, now at the Atlantic Council. “They’re going to get slaughtered. That’s one thing. But the second thing is that there’s a good chunk of people who just want a better life, and they’re just sidelined right now. They don’t like the regime, but they don’t want to die opposing it. That 60 percent is going to stay home.”
He added, “You still have fervent anti-regime folks, but they’re not armed, and they’re not bringing the majority of the population into the streets.”
Mr. Trump appeared to have arrived at the same conclusion two weeks into the war. On March 12, he noted that Iran has security forces in the streets “machine-gunning people down if they want to protest.”
“So I really think that’s a big hurdle to climb for people that don’t have weapons,” he said on Fox News Radio. “I think that’s a very big hurdle. So it’ll happen, but it probably will be maybe not immediately.”
The Kurdish Option
While many of the specifics of Mossad’s plans remain secret, one element included supporting an invasion by Iranian Kurdish militia groups based in northern Iraq.
Mossad has longstanding ties with Kurdish groups, and American officials have said that both the C.I.A. and Mossad have given arms and other support to Kurdish forces in recent years. The C.I.A. had existing authorities to support Iranian Kurdish fighters, and had provided arms and advice well before the current war.
During the first days of the war, Israeli jets and bombers pounded Iranian military and police targets in northwest Iran in part to help pave the way for the Kurdish forces.
During a telephone briefing on March 4, an Israeli military spokesman was asked whether Israel was carrying out intense bombings in western Iran to help a Kurdish invasion. The spokesman, Lt. Col. Nadav Shoshani, said, “We’ve been operating very heavily in western Iran to degrade the Iranian regime’s capabilities and to open up the way to Tehran, and to create freedom of operations. That’s been our focus there.”
But American officials are no longer enthusiastic about their idea from well before the war of using the Kurds as a proxy force, a shift that has created tension with their Israeli counterparts.
A week into the war, on March 7, Mr. Trump said he had explicitly told Kurdish leaders not to send militias into the country. “I don’t want the Kurds going in,” he told reporters. “I don’t want to see the Kurds get hurt, get killed.”
Soon after reports emerged that Kurdish militias might join the campaign, Bafel Talabani, the president of the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, one of the main Iraqi Kurdish political parties, said in an interview on Fox News that no such plans were in the works. A Kurdish advance, he added, might have the opposite of its intended effect.
“You could argue that that’s actually a detriment,” he said, adding that Iranians are very nationalistic. “I believe if they fear that Kurds coming in from elsewhere will cause a split or a splintering of their country, this may actually unify the people against this separatist movement.”
Turkey has warned the Trump administration not to support any Kurdish action. The message was delivered by the Turkish foreign minister, Hakan Fidan, to Secretary of State Marco Rubio in a recent conversation, a Turkish diplomat said. Turkey, a NATO ally, has long been opposed to any operations by armed Kurds since it is grappling with Kurdish separatists inside its own borders.
The Uprising That Has Yet to Come
American officials briefed on intelligence assessments before the war said the C.I.A. evaluated a variety of possible developments inside Iran once the conflict began. Intelligence agencies considered a full collapse of the Iranian government to be a relatively unlikely outcome.
Other U.S. officials familiar with the intelligence said that even when the government is under pressure, as it was during mass protests in the country in January in which thousands of protesters were killed, it managed to quell uprisings relatively quickly.
The American intelligence assessments have suggested that armed elements of the Iranian government could turn on one another, or take action that might spark a civil war. But those factions are more likely to back rival groups of religious leaders, rather than represent any sort of democratic movement, the reports concluded.
The most likely outcome, however, was that hard-line elements of the existing government would maintain control over the levers of power, the reports said.
A spokeswoman for the C.I.A. declined to comment. The Mossad and the I.D.F. declined to comment
Israeli intelligence agencies have long examined the possibility of instigating revolt inside Iran as its own operation or shortly after the beginning of a military campaign, but until very recently dismissed the prospects.
As Israel’s main service responsible for foreign operations, Mossad was in charge of the planning.
Shahar Koifman, a former head of the Iran desk at the I.D.F.’s Military Intelligence Research Division, said Israel had explored various ideas to try to undermine or topple the Iranian government, but that in his opinion they were doomed to fail from the start. He said he did not believe that bringing down the Iranian government was an achievable goal of the current conflict.
Mr. Barnea’s predecessor at Mossad, Yossi Cohen, decided that trying to foment rebellion inside Iran was a waste of time and ordered that the resources devoted to the matter be reduced to a minimum. During Mr. Cohen’s tenure, which ended in 2021, Mossad calculated how many of the country’s citizens would need to participate in protests for them to truly threaten the Iranian government, comparing the estimates to the size of actual protests since the 1979 Iranian revolution.
“We wondered if we could bridge this gap,” Mr. Cohen said in 2018, “and we came to the conclusion that we couldn’t.”
Instead, Mossad’s strategy during that period was to try to weaken the government until it essentially surrendered to Israeli and American demands — using a combination of crippling economic sanctions and operations to assassinate Iranian nuclear scientists and military leaders and sabotage nuclear facilities.
Over the past year, as the prospect of Israeli military action against Iran became more likely, Mr. Barnea reversed Mossad’s approach, devoting the agency’s resources to plans that could lead to toppling the government in Tehran in the event of a war.
In recent months, according to officials, Mr. Barnea came to believe that Mossad could potentially begin igniting riots around Iran after several days of intense Israeli and American airstrikes and the assassination of senior Iranian leaders.
After the strikes and assassinations of the war’s earliest days, the uprising did not come. But Israeli officials say they have yet to give up hope.
“I think that we need boots on the ground, but they’ve got to be Iranian boots,” Yechiel Leiter, Israel’s ambassador to the United States, said on CNN on Sunday, when asked how the war will end. “And I think they’re coming.”
After the strikes and assassinations of the war’s earliest days, the uprising did not come. But Israeli officials say they have yet to give up hope.
“I think that we need boots on the ground, but they’ve got to be Iranian boots,” Yechiel Leiter, Israel’s ambassador to the United States, said on CNN on Sunday, when asked how the war will end. “And I think they’re coming.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/us/politics/iran-israel-trump-netanyahu-mossad.html >>2750549grease isn't as bad as sugar and simple carbs in terms of weight gain
>>2750563 I remember Jason Unruhe announced his departure here then he came back again a few weeks later. he must have quite five times now.
>>2750489Even the dumbfucks that make excuses for Ukraine know enough to keep their mouths shut about Israel.
>>2750571it's been going on long enough that if they had advisors they could have assembled one since the start of the war.
>>2750560A Greek gyro is okay once in a while but I didn't realize it was a staple in Kuwait. I mean I like tzatziki sauce but not every day.
>>2750436Is this real? Lmao it probably is
>>2750571they don't have nukes
>>2750575it's not. cant find it on his truth social
>>2750567Heavy deep fried foods aint good either.
>>2750581they aren't but compared to, like chips or whatever, they at least will make you feel fuller for a lot longer
>>2750583Charcoal grills are okay in my book.
>>2750577dirty bombs, though.
>>2750512Imagine how guilty you have to be for southerners to leave a black guy alone and be like "you did that shit"
>>2750587and also they're plenty capable of hitting every piece of vital infrastructure. desalination plants, energy plants, nothing will be spared. Qatar is already shitting its pants
>>2750591powerful anti air missiles and radar are there to protect the arab gulf states from iranian strikes
>>2750580You don't need truth social when you have imagination and a stream of CONSCIOUSNESS into Donald's ear
Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>2750594iran has been systematically hitting all air defenses. the reason why trump is escalating with a tinge of desperation is because iranian missiles are barely being intercepted now, this is how they managed to hit dimona to begin with.
>>2750575he doesn't post emojis
>>2750583The saddest thing of all is that mods would ban that kebab shop for not being real leftists as they probably refuse to kiss ass of bordiga
>>2750599they even had to bring on the IDF spokesman today to make a statement for it. Basically, it was a fluke the iranians got thru but the interceptors are still working perfectly fine lmao
>>2750587i don't think dirty bombs are worth it compared to regular chemical weapons unless you're specifically in the position of like, raiding old hospital equipment for powdered radioisotopes.
you can generally deal with the consequences of a dirty bomb with a hose and a geiger counter.
>>2750588the south at the time was dealing with a rise in populist labor movements and the jewish guy ran a factory that employed 13 year old kids which lead to a girl being murdered under his watch. while "modern" interpretations frame it as a racial case, at the time southerners mostly hated Leo Frank for being a rich northerner that came to the south just to exploit poor people. They literally sang songs celebrating his lynching at labor protests.
Btw, Trump's social media platform is just ads. Every post is like this:
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Is he broke or something? Billionaires cannot afford to create a PR social media platform without ads?
>>2750608Oil price jumps 30 percent and people are literally stealing fuel lol. If all the Persian gulf oil stopped hitting the market it wouldn't produce some catastrophe like some thing it would
>>2750608There was a lot of siphoning during the '70s, the last time we were in serious stagflation in the us.
>>2750558Yet you eat casseroles
Wonder what they will invent this time, neoliberalism extended their life by 40 years.
>>2750558have you never been to a kebab joint
>>2750616I mostly bake meat in winter and grill all summer. I don't do the carbs of casserole.
its ok to not post if there's no news
>>2750619Sure, but I prefer making my own food.
>>2750577They could build one pretty easily with their 400 kg of 60% enriched U-235
>>2750623We are a community.
We love posting.
We love honking around and being spicy.
We food.
>>2750613>>2750614Come on Donny step harder on the gas pedal and drive this cocksucker off the cliff already!
>>2750626they don't have that because the Iranians foolishly again and again made and followed pledges not to enrich uranium to that extent even though it is their right under international law to do so
>>2750558brother, that thing here, that cuisine style, is one of the best things Arabs have disseminated around the world. try some day a Shawarma with the meat prepared that way. pure magic.
>>2750631If I owned leftypol, I would send a drone to every leftychud with 3 shwarmas and 2 bottles of ayran.
And a bucket of Taboulleh.
>>2750631>ShawarmaThere's a Lebanese owned place within walking distance but I'll have to save up for the shawarma since it's not in the budget.
>>2750636Every time I play
>picrelI am hungry for greek+lebanese food
I don't know why
oil futures open in uh 30 minutes, what are the odds we get an embarrassing truth social post from the retard in chief
>>2750605if Iran drops cesium-137 bombs, it'll be a city killer. shit is near-to-impossible to clean, because it's easily absorbed on almost all materials, but most particularly dust, clays, cements, soils, and permeates to subterrain water sources. not as lethal, but that'll kill a complete city: people will leave because the costs of cleaning surpasses the resettlement of people.
>>2750645an irradiated tel aviv is useless for the palestinians
>>2750646dead israelites are good for palestinians, one less genocidal vermin to kill and rape them.
>>2750639I haven't tried that yet but assassin's creed odyssey lets me grill as I go. I can only dream of eating the flesh of goats.
>>2750649Assassin's Creed Origins does that to me
>>2750571>nukes?No, strikes on energy facilities desalination plants most likely. More devastating to the people and these countries than nukes. A person can only go for two to three days without water. In the middle east it's probably less. At worst Iran could probably kill and depopulate most of the gulf with this if it so chose depending on reserves and bottled water and such. Probably why Saudis et. al never agreed to send troops to Iran. They know that they are a few drone strikes and couple of days away from their population fleeing or perishing.
Reliance on desalination for potable water:
>🇶🇦 Qatar:~99%>🇰🇼 Kuwait: 90%>🇧🇭 Bahrain:~90%>🇴🇲 Oman: 86%>🇮🇱 Israel:~75-80%>🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 70%>🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates: 42%>🇮🇷 Iran: ~2% >>2750645 (me)
>>2750605also, Cesium-137 takes decades, centuries to fully decay.
and if you mix it with Polonium-210, it's a pandemonium. It's the most lethal of the isotopes you can find in nuclear reactors for civilian use, the same use Iran developed. Cesium can also be present at nuclear power plants for civilian purposes. Yes. Polonium takes less time to decay, like 4 to 5 years. But Cesium mixed with Polonium causes the problem that you can't go a immediately clean the Polonium because you couldn't just wait for the Polonium to decay because the Cesium is still there, and you couldn't easily scrub the Cesium because the Polonium makes the dust too toxic for workers to handle safely.
>>2750613I'm surprised he still hasn't been removed on grounds of insanity
Has Chagos commented on the iranian attack on Diego Garcia?
>>2750658its not called clown world for nothing
>>2750658His sicko-pants are too inept to remove him.
That's why he scraped the bottom of the barrel.
what is this speculation? the most likely party to drop a nuke is USA-Israel. fuck off with this shit.
>>2750646>>2750646you'd need only 30km of exclusion zone.
Let's see if Iranians retort into dirty bombs. I'd go for it, tbqfh.
>>2750646In war just straight up nuke as an airburst is more clean and humane, than a dirty bomb, mixed with a missile campaign. While the immediate destruction will be greater and more total, but the nuclear fallout will be insignificant within a few months.
>>2750669hey, it's all about this:
>>2750571 >>2750659We condemn the unprovoked, unlawful and environmentally unsound strikes on the territory of Mauritius.
>>2750626what percentage is needed for nuke?
>>2750602There were two hits. Dimona and Arad. Wasn't a fluke.
>>2750571>>2750672Who is this guy?
>Seyed Mohammad Marandi[a] (born 14 May 1966) is an American-Iranian academic, intellectual and political analyst. He is closely linked to the Iranian government.[1][2] In 2024, he was described as a "mouthpiece" of the Iranian government by London-based news source Iran International[1][3] and as "one of the staunchest defenders of the Islamic Republic in English-language media" by Iranwire.[4][5]
>He was born in Richmond, Virginia, United States to Alireza Marandi, later the doctor of the second supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Ali Khamenei. Mohammad Marandi moved to Iran at the age of 13 when he volunteered to fight in the Iran–Iraq War against President Saddam Hussein's regime. Marandi later studied at Birmingham University, England. He currently serves as a professor at the University of Tehran. Anyways here is a longer statement from him.
>>2750630They do have more than 400kg of 60% enriched U-235. To make a nuke, you usually need 90% enriched U-235. Therefore they could use their centrifuges to enrich more of it and save some Uranium.
early warning missile alerts covering the central region, tel aviv, dan just came in.
Is there an actually chance the Iranians might have actually developed a nuke during since the war's beginning?
>>2750655Where will the refugees go?
Also wtf Qatar?
>>2750671lool
>>2750684Can you record it and share?
>>2750685No. They weren't even close.
>>2750685My guess would be no because they keep hitting their enrichment plants
>>2750687https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/tells you when the missiles alerts are activated
I assume they can't do this because if they could they would've already dont it: why can't they ask russia or china for some nukes?
>>2750694Nukes leave a signature and its possible to decipher where the nukes originated from.
I don't think either country wants to deal with the repercussions of being implicated in that.
>>2750687>Where will the refugees go? yeah, where indeed. Will there be refugees outside of those who have already fled or don't have private jets? how long can you sustain the gulf cities off of bottled water?
>>2750699They could just give them nuclear material. Or does the raw material itself leave a signature of how (and thus by whom) it was enriched?
>>2750699China should just give the North Korean nukes, lmao. It's not like North Korea will become more of a pariah state because of this.
>>2750679he's basically the most knwon Iranian in the west that is not an absolute gusano. He fought in the Iran-Iraq war, seen his buddies killed with Iraq chemical weapons.
>>2750704These wars always create a refugee crisis and none of the usual suspects want more refugees. Shit's fucked.
>>2750687>Where will the refugees go?sea people 2,electric boogaloo
>>2750675They can still make one with 60% enrichment but it will be significantly heavier.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_mass >>2750715Also, unlike diplomats or the older generation who still think Americans read Tocqueville, he does punch back when he meets beliggerant zionists commentors on shows like Piers Morgan and sky news.
>>2750715that must be why he triggers the irakkki leftkkkom so much
>>2750717What do we make of right wingers that think this is a Jewish plot to flood Europe with refugees?
>>2750687>Where will the refugees go? Nowhere. I'm sure Israel will make the desert bloom for them.
>>2750671Dank meme. Saved
>>2750726>flood Europe with refugees?They always say that so I don't make much of it. This is about maintaining dollar dominance same as it ever was. The refugees are an afterthought.
>>2750715>He fought in the Iran-Iraq warI heard he did as much service as Uday Hussein, seeing they shared the same social class
>>2750726> Jewish plot to flood Europe with refugees?If Iran falls and/or Israeli US wars keep going towards the east, then that will displace a lot of people. Some of them will go to Europe and Russia. Also israelis are quite open about that it's good that arabs and any non-Israeli get out of their way and go to somewhere else. However it's not like that's their plan or end goal, more like just collateral of the actual project. in the end it's just rightoids making once again know that their politics circles around thinking about brown dick.
oil futures open and barely a bleep lol. i don't think there will be a TACO today
investors are trying to price in a TACO next week, which makes oil prices not spike, which in turn emboldens Trump and makes it less likely to TACO, and it's all a cycle of stupidity
>>2750745this isn't the first time i've heard israelis refer to themselves as 'landlord'
>>2750746Destroying Europe for its own sake is part of jewish eschatology.
>>2750750>ignoring that this war was driven by IsraelNot at all. They have expansionist ideas and want a refugee crisis but I thought European countries were done accepting refugees from the last wars. That's why I wondered what would happen this time.
If Iran hits Israel's desal plants, will Israel respond with nukes?
>>2750753I don't know about that, I don't really buy into Jewish religious conspiracies. The Talmud is a horrifically cruel religious text but none of it involves white people, which didn't exist 4000 years ago.
It just serves their geopolitical interests to overrun the west with refugees so white people become more racist.
>>2750755>will Israel respond with nukes?That's always been the greatest threat, a nuclear israel, and it's become a genocidal state where it's leaders don't think they are Moses or David but they have taken God's place and demand they be worshipped and adored. This is self evident from their own words. It's why a 'sampson option' exists.
>>2750759The Talmud does in fact mention Romans and Europeans and it is not 4000 years old, it's less than 2000 years old.
>The Talmud was compiled and written down in stages between approximately 200 CE and 500-600 CE. It consists of the Mishnah (compiled c. 200 CE) and the Gemara (written over the next few centuries), with the Babylonian Talmud finalized around 500 CE and the Jerusalem Talmud earlier. >>2750754Israel isn't done telling Europe what will be done to them. And this war has nothing to do with US interests such as the dollar.
>>2750756""""""Landlords"""""""
>>2750753>Destroying Europe is part of jewish eschatologybased
>>2750764Israhell and amereicha are a match made in heaven precisely because their goals of massacring brown people to sell guns, pleasing their version of yahweh and trying to get an iron grip on global hydrocarbon supplies are shared. You have to be seriously retarded or fluoridated to forget decades of american work done against Iran lol.
>>2750764> US interests such as the dollarIt does to the extent of maintaining the petrodollar that enables these cyclical wars. The us government enables israeli expansion for this reason, so greed. Europe stands a better chance of breaking free from israeli influence if each country began sanctioning them individually.
>>2750753Europe/Christendom/Christianity is the inheritor of roman empire in some Jewish texts. The church and the catholic church is just the roman empire's inheritor The people who destroyed the second temple in the 100s AD. It's about symbolic getting revenge on that. Also "rome as the last empire" is a thing even in Talmud. When the final empire goes the coming of messiah is close.
Maybe some nut jewish radicals actually thinks this is good and something to pursue, but it has no real weight on Israeli politics.
>>2750769>ovennot even pretending to not be a /pol/ refugee
>>2750775>It's about symbolic getting revenge on that.Monte Cassino
>>2750685not yet but they probably can in a few month if they want to
>>2750771America doesn't have an interest in that, its political system has been hijacked by people who want it for whatever reason.
Gun sales aren't that important, the Israel lobby is.
>>2750773This war is likely to kill the petrodollar arrangement if anything, as Arab states will begin to liquidate their dollar denominated assets.
>>2750685developing a nuke is pretty simple if you have the material and Iran has had like 20 years of nuclear development to gather the material if they wanted to. they can probably have a nuke ready within 2-4 weeks and the new supreme leader seems like he wants to overturn his father's fatwa against nukes. if Iran wasn't a nuclear power before this war it definitely will be by the end of it.
>>2750781iran is going to get nuked
>>2750775Remember when Netanyahu said that America is the "New Rome?" Just flat out telling us they plan to destroy us. Fucking crazy what they let Israelis get away with.
>We are celebrating Purim when, 2,500 years ago, other Persians, led by Haman, tried to destroy the Jewish people. They failed then. And today, 2,500 years later, again Persians, led by Khamenei, are trying to destroy the Jewish people and the Jewish state. They are going to fail again.
>We are deeply grateful for the U.S. support. We are deeply grateful for the unbelievable and unmatchable support for our security and our right to defend ourselves and everything that you do on behalf of Israel and for the state of Israel in so many forms. So it is a distinct pleasure to welcome you and Susan to our home at any time, but especially today.
>And let me add another word about that. We had a moving visit today to the wall. I can’t resist repeating this, but I’m going to. I said to the Secretary that the last time Pompeo visited Jerusalem didn’t end that well, but this is a different time. Rome and Jerusalem clashed over values. We had a great tragedy for the Jewish people. But the new Rome, the United States, views itself as a new Jerusalem. >>2750776Damn /pol/ refugees, flooding the board, ruining leftypol.
>>2750788I've already seen it, he's been deboonked 1000 times already and he sounded like he was about to cry during the recording which automatically means he lost. You also sound like you're gonna cry too. LMAO. Cope more hasbara shill.
>>2750780>Its political system has been hijackedWhat possible leverage does fucking israel have over the us
>>2750790>he's been deboonked 1000 timespost the 1000 sources
>>2750783Iran has 90 million people and is geographically as large as America. What part of the US would cause the complete collapse of our society if it were nuked? I don't think even DC would do it seeing as most of the worst members of our government don't live in DC and are constantly flying around the country.
>>2750775It was still the Roman empire when the last of Judah was being exiled to the Iberian peninsula. According to their tradition, when they were exiled they weren't supposed to return on their own. Since they rejected Jesus as the prophet who told them they would be exiled and the temple destroyed and never rebuilt, zionists decided to do it themselves.
>>2750792Nah you can search them yourself kykel
>>2750791religious bullshit anon, sell that they need israel jew ethnostate for their jesus, also if greater israel happens the control of trade through hormuz would be with an US ally in totality.
>>2750769Tell me about the protocols
>>2750780>Arab states will begin to liquidate their dollar denominated assetsI expect you're right since they already started trading in Yuan. Only someone like dolan could destroy the dollar and dismantle the war machine and not be aware of what they're doing.
>>2750800Anon if you are so incapable of articulating your own positions that you have to rely on video of someone else then nobody will ever take you seriously.
>>2750799Nobody with actual power believes in any of this jesus bullshit, its meant for the brainwashed masses
>>2750797What if they put all their uranium in one giant warhead?
>>2750800>>2750788I want to say both are right because I usually like New Atlas but I have to side with Finkelstein on this one. There's no indication America thought this war through, it seems like a strategic blunder spurred on by Israeli influence over our government.
>>2750805I want some of what ur smoking
>>2750803Did you see what I was replying to? I respect Finklestein more than the American GI sexpat in Thailand.
>>2750801>Tell me about the protocolsTCP/IP is a jewish plot.
>>2750794>nut jewish radicals have no say in Israeli politics They don't quote Talmud when making their grand plans for war and genocide, they don't need to. They leave that for internal and external propaganda. What the most secular atheist and the most old testament thumping Israelis agree, is that more brown people needs to die. That is about the only thing they can agree on.
>>2750808Its equally true for you both. Video-duels are cringe.
>>2750809also pop3 and smtp
>>2750804you know, i'd say you are right, but then i look how much of their own coolaid the US leadership drinks so i can't say for certain.
>>2750813>gee golly, our politicians aren't corrupt, we wa's ocupieduhuh, holodomor being pushed by being paid by ukrainian gov what ?.
>>2750791>What possible leverage does fucking israel have over the usngl I didn't believe it at first but a massive amount of American media and finance are owned by Zionists. It isn't overtly about "leverage" like bribes and more like America has literally been hijacked by foreign agents that occupy the top levels of the bourgeois and get to pick and choose who gets to join them, so there's this like implied influence that the Zionists have over American society where you have to play ball or you'll be blackballed at every instance of your professional career. It isn't even necessarily about "Jewish" influence because a ton of Evangelicals are also insane for Zionism and work to bring more likeminded lunatics into the back rooms of American society.
>>2750815We are occupied though. That doesn't mean politicians aren't corrupt. It was political corruption that allowed this situation to come about. But we shouldn't pretend we're not occupied.
If people here understood dialectical materialism rather than mechanical materialism then they'd understand that even idealism has a material effect on the world.
A lot of material reality is dictated by retarded boomers trying to summon Jesus and go to heaven in order to deny death out of non-acknowledged existential terror.
>>2750814This regime are atheists, they pander to americans who claim they're Christian but they aspire to be Jews and like all the bloody stuff in the old testament but they never read it and don't know anything in context which is why they're an easy mark to exploit. Christian Zionist is an oxymoron since being one is opposed to being the other.
>>2750817>We are occupied thoughI guess that sorta means you're also a victim in all this, well done!
>>2750816It is about Jewish influence because its the Jews who wield the power to ruin your life if you go off script. It's not inbred Evangelicals cattle running the media and the banks.
>>2750820It's not about me, as much as you want to distract from the real issue.
It's about figuring out why what is happening in the world is happening.
That was a pathetic attempt on your part. Very sloppy hasbara.
>>2750823I hate that politics has become nothing but a waiting game for the boomers to finally kick the bucket for the last few decades. Really can't make any progress until they die unfortunately. I like my boomer relatives too.
>>2750822Rupert Murdoch is not Jewish.
The Mercers are not Jewish
The owners of Sinclair and Nextstar are not Jewish
The Jewish factor is mostly incidental tbh. Like Jews are often rabid Zionists yes, and they are overrepresented in the American bourgeois, but the American bourgeois is primarily occupied by Zionists not Jews. Jews are still just a fraction of the insane religious neocons piloting America into the iceberg that is Iran.
>>2750817>we was victims>we would do any of this if we were free !a cope, israel acts just like the US, down to genital multilation, hope both of them march into the pit and humanity is free from these "people"
>america is fine, but the jews are bad
I propose "POI", /pol/tard occupied internet.
>>2750817You can't occupy yourself.
>>2750833Yes I agree, Hitler was right about America.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>2750831And the oil money funds zionist airwaves
>Miracle ManFirst riff I ever heard zakk play.
Iirc, Jimmy got busted with a prostitute or dirty magazines and liquor while baker got busted in a gay hot tub orgy and divorced tammy bo peep.
>>2750844The pick-me western nazi.
The latest JewBelong. Anyone seen one of these in the wild? I have.
>>2750854Glownonymous means they're using TOR.
Torposting should be disabled, fuck it.
>>2750847you'd be better at this if you knew how to add fake artifacting to your edit so it would look consistent at least.
>>2750856I live in the bay area I've seen dozens of these billboards. I'm pretty sure they just radicalize people further against Zionists every time they have to see racial propaganda on the highway.
>>2750847>>2750856Were these made by the posters at r/jewish?
What made them think this was a good idea?
>>2750855Yea, they can turn it off.
I like the onion in theory, especially with more state control and monitoring of cleartext with real legal repercussions and used to use it, however its only used these days by bad faith actors.
>>2750857You are retarded and you are also a Zionist
>>2750858Are you literally retarded anon? You think I made those up? I'm not Jewish, I couldn't come up with creative writing like that. A truly creative people and talented writers.
https://www.instagram.com/jewbelong/ >>2750859Haha, man this isn't the '70s where everyone was jacking gas and car batteries, there's cameras everywhere now.
>>2750864Nobody cares, go to /ISG/.
>>2750857>>2750862they should just make a tor board for torposters to post and nowhere else on the site tbh. well that and on /meta/ to contest bans because the mods tend to throw out site bans like candy just for mildly insulting israel and then you can't post on /meta/ and have to go into the matrix chat to complain.
>>2750864no, I'm saying you made up the last one because it isn't visually consistent with the artifacting on all the other ones. i know jewbelong because I see these billboards every time I go to get fast food.
>>2750863letting /pol/tards and 'p spammers run wild to own da zios lole
Here’s a reminder of some of the day’s top developments:
>Iran says it will attack the energy and water systems of Gulf countries if the US follows through with a threat to hit Iranian power plants if Tehran doesn’t fully open the Strait of Hormuz.
<Iran’s representative to the International Maritime Organization says foreign vessels can still pass through the key waterway with coordination from the Iranian government for security and safety arrangements.
>An Israeli attack has targeted southern Lebanon’s Qasmiyeh Bridge, which cuts much of the south of Lebanon from the rest of the country, in an escalation President Joseph Aoun called a “prelude to ground invasion”.
<Iranian state broadcaster IRIB has quoted Health Minister Mohammad Reza Zafarghandi as saying the US-Israeli war has killed 210 children and wounded 1,510.
>Since March 2, Israeli attacks on Lebanon have killed 1,029 people and wounded 2,786.
<Israel’s Home Front Command has closed schools and banned gatherings of more than 50 people in the country’s south until Tuesday, following >Iranian missile strikes on the cities of Dimona and Arad which injured over 180 people.
<Qatar says seven people, including three Turkish, have died after a military helicopter crash due to a technical malfunctions.
Kuwait says responding to incoming missile and drone attacks
Kuwait has become the latest Gulf country to announce it is responding to missile and drone attacks.
In a statement, the Kuwaiti army said the sound of explosions is the result of interceptions, and called on people to adhere to the authorities’ instructions.
Israel intent on continuing Lebanon war, whatever happens with Iran
Israel says it is determined to continue attacking Iran, but last night was perhaps the largest Iranian attack on Israel since the war began.
The exchanges have continued with the same level of intensity throughout Sunday across Israel, but especially in the north, along the border with Lebanon – there has been an increase in activity there.
The Israeli military has confirmed it has been hitting targets in southern Lebanon with artillery and air strikes.
Senior military officials, quoted in Israeli media, have made clear that whatever happens in the war with Iran, operations in Lebanon against Hezbollah will continue. They appear to have their own agenda.
Hezbollah, in turn, has said it is responding with attacks of its own against targets in northern Israel. For many communities on the Israeli side of the border, incoming artillery or rocket fire from southern Lebanon can be just seconds away, leaving little time for warning.
And so there is a growing sense of war weariness.
Trump’s rhetoric signals fast-changing priorities
What we’ve been seeing is different discourse and messages coming from the president of the United States, especially on social media.
On Friday, he said he would be starting to “wind down” the situation – and then on Saturday he started to say that if Iran did not reopen the Strait of Hormuz he would “obliterate” the power plants in the country.
So suddenly a big change there. It could be a political strategy. But at the same time many are saying that he’s changing his mind about what to do next.
It comes down to the priority for this war was attacking Iran’s nuclear sites, then later on regime change. And now we’re seeing the main priority is opening up the Strait of Hormuz.
US benchmark crude hits $100 at open, Brent price up 1.7%
Oil prices have risen in early trading.
The price of West Texas Intermediate (WTI), the US benchmark crude, for May delivery rose 1.78 percent to $100.10 per barrel.
Meanwhile, North Sea Brent crude climbed 1.73 percent to $113.44 per barrel, minutes after the market opened on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
Saudi Arabia downs drone in north
The kingdom’s Defence Ministry says its air defence systems have intercepted and downed a drone in the country’s northern border area.
As we’ve previously reported, several drones were intercepted earlier over Saudi Arabia’s Eastern Province.
More than 20 days in, Trump may not have an exit strategy on Iran
It’s crunch time in this war, and if we don’t pull back from the brink, we are going to have a real disaster on our hands.
Because once you start hitting civilian infrastructure – power stations, desalination plants and so on – the Middle East is going to rise up, and certain countries will no longer be able to hold back.
It will become more than just a question of tit for tat for Iran. It’s going to go asymmetrical in more ways than even the Americans have anticipated.
For the time being, Iran is using the Strait of Hormuz as its nuclear option – its greatest military asset, if you will: simply blocking the strait. And this, for reasons that astound me, has come as a surprise to the Trump administration. The joke in Washington is that the Strait of Hormuz turned out to be not so straight – it’s actually crooked. But how could they not have prepared for this?
Apparently, the arrogance of the planning after Venezuela was that they would take care of it in a few days – three, four, five days. But here we are, more than 20 days in, and we are still in the midst of it.
>>2750872Fuck off, Randy.
>>2750869>Yesterday, in a since deleted post, the organization JewBelong in their signature pink background and white text style posted this: “Trust me. If Israel wanted to commit genocide in Gaza, it could.” This isn’t the first time Jew Belong and its founders have pushed their racist, violent agenda. In 2018, JewBelong co-founder Archie Gottesman tweeted: “Gaza is full of monsters. Burn the whole place. Won’t matter. The U.N. will just give another meaningless sanction.”>Zionist organizations like JewBelong and others that support the Israeli government’s propaganda, work to dehumanize Palestinians and therefore justify the Israeli government’s attacks on Palestinians. We know the truth, and we know that the ongoing genocide of Palestinians can never be justified. >Zionism is a form of Jewish nationalism, and is the primary ideology that drove the establishment of Israel. Zionism began in the late 19th century in the context of a set of huge changes in political, cultural, social landscape of Jewish life in Europe, along with the general rise of nationalist movements and nation-state political forms. >>2750877damn okay i apologize for assuming he made it up. zionist propaganda is so unapologetically vile.
>>2750881that one almost sounds too much like a false flag, but i can equally believe that they thought it sounded good at the time in their little reddit judaism bubble which they've lived their entire lives inside
>>2750887that's giving them a bit too much credit. they're just actual genocidaire psychopaths that not-so-secretly think it's awesome when israel kills people.
>>2750857It's the burgers coping with being a genocidal empire by blaming it all on their genocidal attack dog Israel.
Tbh we should just ban posting altogether during burger hours. It would clean up the board, the burgers can still lurk and learn something, and I really need to fix my sleep schedule.
>>2750876Not that retard, but I use Tor for everything because social credit score is actually real under an European Capital Occupied Government unlike in China.
>>2750893I could see Iran providing missile support for Hezbollah to invade Israel. It would be fucking funny if Israel ends up losing territory from this war.
Wave 75 of "True Promise 4": Targeting Israeli soldiers' hiding places and "Prince Sultan Air Base" in Al-Kharj
The Iranian Revolutionary Guard announced the implementation of the 75th wave of Operation "True Promise 4", targeting new deployment sites for military personnel and hiding places of Zionist soldiers in various points of the occupied territories, based on the identification of operational intelligence units.
The Revolutionary Guard's public relations department added that the wave was carried out "under the slogan 'O Fatima al-Zahra (peace be upon her)' in commemoration of the two martyrs, Revolutionary Guard spokesman Ali Mohammad Naeini and Intelligence Minister Ismail Khatib," confirming that Israeli and American targets were being targeted.
<Targeting Prince Sultan Air Base
The Guard's statement also indicated that the "Prince Sultan" airbase in Al-Kharj, Saudi Arabia, "which is one of the most prominent sites for deployment and American air operations against Iran, was targeted using ballistic missiles."
The Revolutionary Guard also warned Israeli and American soldiers, stressing that they are "under the full surveillance of operational intelligence units, and that hiding in settlements, such as their hiding in a settlement in Arad, will not save their lives due to the intelligence control of the Revolutionary Guard."
Earlier today, Iranian television indicated the start of a new wave of Iranian missiles towards the occupied territories , while Israeli media confirmed the launch of 8 missile salvos since this morning, with sirens continuing to sound in the north and in the Negev region.
In 63 operations, the Islamic Resistance in Lebanon targeted Israeli occupation gatherings and bases.
On Sunday, the Islamic Resistance in Lebanon launched a series of simultaneous operations against Israeli occupation forces positions on the Lebanese border, targeting troop concentrations, barracks, and settlements, in 63 statements.
In the most prominent operation, the resistance targeted a gathering of occupation soldiers in Khallat al-Bustan in the town of Maroun al-Ras with a squadron of attack drones, achieving confirmed casualties.
The strikes also included the Nimr al-Jamal site opposite the town of Alma al-Shaab with a rocket salvo, the Jabal al-Bat site in the town of Aitaroun with artillery shells, the Randa area between the towns of Alma al-Shaab and al-Dhahira, in addition to the “Branit” barracks.
The targets of the Islamic Resistance fighters in Lebanon on Sunday included gatherings of occupation soldiers in the settlement of Metula, the border city of Khiam, the Marj site opposite the town of Markaba, the Taybeh project for the third time with a missile salvo, the Sals height west of Yaroun, the “Hounin” barracks, the settlements of Zar’it and Manara in northern occupied Palestine, the “Meron” base for monitoring and managing air operations, the Raheb site opposite the town of Aita al-Shaab, and the vicinity of the Khiam detention center.
Islamic Resistance fighters targeted the “Nahal Gershom” base south of “Ramot Naftali” with a swarm of attack drones.
In this context, the spokesman for the Israeli occupation army confirmed that 7 soldiers were injured on the Lebanese border on Sunday, as a result of a suicide drone crash, in addition to an operational incident.
Israeli media outlets, including Channel 12 and i24 News, reported that Hezbollah has deployed its missiles in a way that complicates the Israeli army's ability to counter them.
These operations come as part of the Islamic resistance’s continued efforts to counter the occupation’s attempts to advance along the Lebanese border, and in response to the extensive Israeli aggression since March 2.
>>2750872Diesel does taste pretty good.
So who's going to win?
>>2750916Post link dookus
>>2750753pol, don't threaten me with a good time.
>>2750916thank you professor jiang for saving my life
>>2750920>Uses fake professor title>Uses fake deepseek AI math functions whateverThis guy is getting on my nerves.
I never understood people shilling this dude.
XI XINGPING
TELL ME
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS WITH THIS GUY
THERE MUST BE A REASON HE IS SPAMMED EBERYWEHER
SAVE ME PRESIDENT ZI
>>2750921Thank god somebody put an english translation
Lol, it's an anti-saddam song
>Hello Saddam>Say hello to vagabonds and thieves>Oil is running through the pipes>Iraq Lives, Iran thrives>Oil tycoons>Writing zeros>Without you, theyll be broke >>2750924>XI XINGPING>TELL ME>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS WITH THIS GUYHe's canadian. He even called one of. his kids 'Chris'. Wannabe white like all fascists.
>I have not been the most attentive parent but my mind was preoccupied with saving the world.LMAO >>2750929But he is in Beijing?
Consult picrel also.
>>2750924Either he got lucky with the algorithm & gullible people looking for the next Jordan Peterson (idk if anyone remembers Stephen Molyneux before that, and isn't it a crazy coincidence that all three are Canadian?)
Or he's being shilled to make anti-imperialism schizophrenic. bring in a bit of truth, and mix it with stormfag talking points about hitler and the holocaust.
but i share your annoyance that all a sudden he's been on all these alt media channels, and barely anyone pushed back, because the way the game's rigged is that you get on certain people and get more views. and all he did was 'predict' the iran war. whoop de do, nearly everyone in the alt media geopolitics was saying that an iran war was on the cards.
>>2750929He's being spammed where the algorithm gives him hits from across the spectrum, there's nothing organic about this.
>>2750932>Stephen MolyneuxI remember agent Mollymeme.
>>2750936He could be both.
>>2750937I doubt it, but it would be cool if it happened
>>2750713>That old dostoyevsky guy Mao killed 40 million>That hipster human nature it wasn't real communism guyMan. The UK is toast.
>>2750932You open any of his videos and his supporters are fawning over him.
It's spooky
>He predicted the Iran war and so was everyoneYeah, Even I predicted the iran war. I was the first guy to start the /IRAN/ threads and I did it a week too early lol.
There is nothing special with Jiang.
Just watch this video and you will see he is full of shit. He admits he made up the professor title for clickbait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhLr7ZYdlj8 >>2750947They keep forgetting israel lives on america's dime so they think they have access to infinite units. Just click click click and that's it. What privilege does to a nepobaby.
>>2750948Jiang was mildly correct in applying game theory to geopolitics and coming to materialist conclusions about why the US will lose. He's just getting popular from a video he made like over a year ago about how the US can't win a war against Iran, and it played out exactly as he said for the most part. He is not a good person and definitely trying to build himself into an e-celeb but I don't think his sudden popularity is due to glowies promoting him. Or maybe it is, idk. He's pretty firmly pro-Capitalism but anti-Zionist so maybe they're trying to position this as the New Liberalism after the neocons die out.
>>2750948I was just about to ask for a timestamp when I heard him say "I'm not actually a professor" at around 2:30. Now I don't have to waste any more time on agent jinga
>>2750931>One man's fight against the bureaucratic nanny stateVery Kafkaesque and I agree with him on this one. I hate bureaucrats.
>>2750954I hope you are correct. He just makes no sense to me as a chinese dude. If he was taiwanese then it would have made perfect sense.
>>2750957Just take what he says with a grain of salt. I understand the eschatology angle he is promoting, but I caught him making up total bullshit, like blaming the USSR for destroying Prussia. Yes.
>Look at these ugly buildings the soviets built in konigsberg.>The allies destroyed prussia because ….anyways, just look at the video yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhsw_KAoBrY >>2750954All popular media is popular because it is allowed to be by the upper class - its the idea that all criticism of capitalism gets absorbed by it as entertainment in practice. If it where truly dangerous to power the instruments of the state repression and ideology will do its thing to suppress violently or ideologically
>>2750967>All popular media is popular because it is allowed to be by the upper classanother brainlet post congrats
>>2750967Agreed. So by using this logic, Jiang is being promoted because….
Fill in the blank please.
I still got to give him credit for not being as obnoxious as professor dave. That retard is insufferable and thinks reading abstracts of piersmorgan-reviooooed papers makes him a scientist. Peer review sucks. Peer reproducibility is better, but can only be applied to hard sciences which means mystical bullshit like psych, social studies, econ and a hefty chunk of medicine & biology will have to be discarded as a bunch of idealist and subjective pseudoscience. Sorry for the rant but I had to.
>>2750967>All popular media is popular because it is allowed to be by the upper classnaw
>>2750970Althusser wants a word
>>2750974Are you asking me why YouTube, a capitalist enterprise allows Liberal critiques of power that don't threaten there business model? If he was advocating for socialist causes hed be buried or banned like every other marxist on there.
>>2750965Looks like a trained one of these
>>2750964 trying to appeal to the ethnic pride of different groups by creating it for them with a capitalist twist. But there are enough omissions and half truths mixed with conspiratorial gnosticism to render his opinion invalid since he obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>2750885Having a "Vile Shlomo" moment?
>>2750976At least Brent crude is green.
>>2750976hmm thinking about buying the dip
>>2750976how do I short America?
>>2750983You could take short positions on the indexes.
>>2750977Nobody cares about psued european falsifiers of Marx, of which there are many
>>2750977Yes I guess the answer is in the question. Jiang just tells people what they want to hear to confirm their worst fears about elites and there is nothing that can be done because they got this all planned out and they worship evil. Real demoralizing message tbh.
>Ok. Welcome to the end of the worldHe went on Jimmy Dore's show and at the end, Jimmy was so broken, he kept repeating how there is no hope and it's lost and 99% of people will have to die. I have never seen Jimmy be so blackpilled.
>>2750980I doubt Brits are happy about it.
>>2750983America has this nasty tendency to bounce back on other's misery. I don't suggest this. Invest in oil companies instead, they will make bank, give out good dividends and the stock price increases.
CVX, XOM, etc.
>>2750990Oil going up is great only for oil companies. Everybody else eats shit, especially auto manufacturers, which have an actively hostile relationship with oil over profits.
>>2750990can I do this without profiting off of the death of brown children? I don't really want to invest in oil companies. maybe Chinese energy companies but not oil companies.
>>2750993Short Asian car manufacturers, like Toyota?
>>2750993Eh, no not really.
Shorting is too dangerous and nobody really profits from this except palantir, weapons manufacturers and oil barons.
>>2750998>>2750671Thank you for your attenuation to this manner.
>>2750998Memetic warfare is real…
>>2750986Althusser is like 'the state is the ultimate power of ideological reproduction and Liberal structures produce Liberal propaganda and censor competing ideology' the other poster gets it.
>>2750998They will definitely kill him now.
He has personally offended the orange monkey.
>>2751009>>2750977By this metric far right talking points are more dangerous to liberalism because they get censored more than Marxists.
>>2751009Yeah and I'm saying it's a stupid ass analysis
>>2751021What's your competing analysis?
>>2751015Do they actually though? Do you have eyes and ears? The far right post every single day with impunity, they are in office and they control the media you consume.
South Korea’s won has dropped to its weakest level against the US dollar in 17 years amid market volatility sparked by the US-Israel war on Iran.
The currency slipped to 1,510 won per dollar, its lowest point since 2009.
The Japanese yen is also threatening to drop to its all-time low, trading 159.5 yen per dollar as of 0200 GMT on Monday.
Iranian media report ‘terrible sounds of explosions’ in Tehran
More on the attacks on the Iranian capital.
The Fars news agency is also reported “terrible sounds of explosions” in five areas of Tehran. It said the attacks occurred in areas 1, 4, 11, 13 and 21 and that the extent of damage and possible casualties will be announced later.
Destruction, blackout in Iran’s Khorramabad after air attack
Footage, verified by Al Jazeera, shows residents of the city of Khorramabad, west of Tehran, searching through the debris of a destroyed building following an air attack on the area.
The videos show residents using torches as the raid appears to have caused a blackout in the area.
Explosions rock Tehran
Our colleagues at Al Jazeera Arabic are reporting a series of powerful explosions across central, southern, and eastern Tehran.
AJA said that Iranian air defence systems have also been activated throughout the capital.
wti still below 100
>>2751028I imagine it did, since Brits are less capable and/or interested in manipulating the market through their hoarded oil.
>inb4 you meant to confuse WTI for Brent >>2751021He's talking about interpellation, which some might call propagandizing, conditioning or assimilation, the kind which demands a pledge of allegiance from youth and the structures which maintain the allegiance.
>>2751038damn I didn't know Bill O'Reilly was still alive
>>2751038How nice of him to acknowledge communists as human beings, at least.
>>2751025he should actually do that on live tv
>>2751046no he's referring to the nazi victims of the ussr's war of aggression against the peaceful nazis
>>2750793you'd nuke the 10 largest cities in one hit
>>2751057He is a regime propagandist. He was just paid $7000 I guess.
>>2751029DEVELOPING‘Unprecedented’ blasts heard in eastern TehranSuhaib al-Asa, Al Jazeera Arabic’s correspondent in Tehran, is reporting that the size and volume of the explosions in the Iranian capital is “unprecedented”, especially in the eastern side of the city.
He said the Iranian air defense systems have been activated in the eastern part of the city, which usually means they’re responding to US-Israeli drones hovering over that part of the city.
Fears of ground invasion grow as Israel hits Lebanon’s Qasmiyeh BridgeIsraeli air strikes have targeted a critical bridge in southern Lebanon, raising fears of a wider escalation and possible ground invasion.
The Qasmiyeh Bridge—a vital link connecting the south to the rest of the country—was struck multiple times, disrupting transportation and humanitarian access.
Lebanon President Joseph Aoun has condemned the attack, warning it could signal the beginning of a broader military offensive.
Israel says the bridge was used by Hezbollah and needed to be destroyed to prevent attacks.
Al Jazeera’s Obaido Hitto reports from Beirut, Lebanon.
Israel announces ‘wave of extensive strikes’ in TehranThe Israeli military has issued a statement moments ago announcing a “wave of extensive strikes targeting” Iran government infrastructure in Tehran.
This came shortly after reports of powerful explosions across the Iranian capital.
We’ll bring you more information as soon as we know more.
>>2751061>$7000I've heard about that. Is it per post or per hour?
>>2751076sheesh even the devil pays silver
>>2751076The link gives me 404.
Never heard of public diplomacy directorate
but they have too many orgs to keep up with
and I guess too many on the payroll to pay lel
Israeli media: A drone from Lebanon fired two missiles at two vehicles near the border, killing those inside.Israeli media reported that a drone coming from Lebanon fired two missiles at two vehicles on the northern border, killing those inside.
In this context, Israeli media reported an exceptional incident near the border with Lebanon in the western sector, which resulted in the injury of two soldiers, claiming it was due to the "overturning" of a medium-range surface-to-surface missile launcher.
The Israeli occupation army commented, saying that it is "examining the damage and investigating the causes of the incident."
"The northern villages live under constant threat."In a related context, Israel's Channel 12 reported that sirens in the north sounded repeatedly on Sunday, "one siren after another," with almost continuous, uninterrupted gunfire along the "Temperature Line."
She continued: "These days there is a high intensity of rocket launches, and the northern villages are living under constant threat," noting that "censorship prevents talk about the stockpile of interceptor missiles."
The Israeli channel i24NEWS also acknowledged that "Hezbollah has deployed its missiles in a way that makes it more complicated for the Israeli army to intercept them."
>>2751080I'm pretty sure the currency in Hell is souls, anon. I imagine it's too hot for precious metals.
>>2751067Haz became more coherent after visiting China.
>>2751038the fucking arrogance. the shamelessness. good god. YOU are the modern Nazi Germany. YOU are the supreme threat to mankind. fucking USAnians.
>>2751087Try again plox
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israels-hasbara-directorate-being-sued-unpaid-activists-claiming-millionsi tried and it works. If not, just google Israel doesn't pay 7000 for influencers middleeasteye it should come up
>>2751067wait Haz is actually a Marxist and not just a troll? Holy shit.
More on the explosions across Tehran
Iran’s Fars news agency is reporting that at least two locations near the Shahid Babaei Expressway in the capital, as well as the Garmdareh area in the eastern outskirts of the city were among those hit.
It said “tremendous sound of explosion” was also heard at the intersection of Hafez and Jomhouri Streets, a densely populated area with a mix of government offices, commercial areas and residential buildings.
We’ll bring you more on this breaking story soon.
Saudi Arabia intercepts ballistic missile heading towards Riyadh
The Saudi Ministry of Defense says the country’s air defences intercepted one missile while the other fell in an open area.
It also says it intercepted another drone in the Eastern Province.
US forces strike Iraqi armed groups as Kataib Hezbollah threatens embassy
The Americans are responding [to attacks on the US sites], first by activating their air defence system known as C-RAM. They’ve intercepted the latest drone attack on Victory Base and are also pounding with air strikes the Iran-backed militias in Iraq.
Make no mistake, this is another battleground for the Americans.
On top of these measures, they are also temporarily evacuating American-NATO forces from the Victory Base, which is just 20km (12 miles) west of Baghdad. Now, they are still American positions in Iraq’s north, in the Kurdish regions.
Now, one of the Iran-backed (armed groups) in Iraq, Kataib Hezbollah, has issued an ultimatum to the Americans, saying they have five more days to evacuate the US embassy in the heart of the capital, or face attacks. That will have a greater impact on Iraqis because the embassy is in the Green Zone, in the heart of the capital, Baghdad.
>>2751125Cypress Cyprus Hill
>>2751038It is a matter of time before these people are on the losing side of the cold war. Before the UN and international capital start shilling against US hegemony. Imagine how nutty the propaganda will get when the UN politicking turns against the USA and their (social)media has to close to the world outside NATO.
>>2751135trump wears diapers
>>2751141IIRC the story with the diaper was some kid broke his rectum with a golf pin as revenge for killing a girl or something.
Anyway. Yeah, what a stinky boy.
>>2751090I think it's cool Hezbollah has drones that fire multiple missiles.
>>2751165I thought they only had one way attack drones i wonder kinda drone and missles
fizzle
>>2750885I think I saw one like that before somewhere else, 1 or 2 years ago, when the first mentions of 'Gaza genocide' were happening at international court levels.
>>2750896we're already at the 76th wave, I think. Incredible.
>>2751158isn't voting legally a secret in the US? they can't figure it out, unless they tape and wire you while voting.
>>2751135I'd say it's more like he's lost in the plot. he doesn't need a straight answer, and a straight coherent fabrication.
He himself stated that he could kill anyone in the 5th avenue and he would lose votes, so there you go, he behaves like believes that there's no accountability needed for his job.
>>2751196I still have to go into work tomorrow, it's so over sizzlebros…
Huge Jeffrey's pal Ehud Barak went on zionist national tv to say they fucked up.
No, he didn't say they fucked up the blackmail operation they were running with the lolis, he said the Entity is not getting anything on any front:
Hamas and Hezbollah are still there fighting and indeed Hezbollah has been tearing supplementary arseholes to many zionist troops;
there is no "total victory", no one has the ability to reopen the Strait by force or to successfully take away Iran's missile capacity;
"Burgerland hasn't won a war in 60 years" - that was cheap and ungrateful, considering America gave him many a loli when he was doing business with the late Jeffrey.
EB is notably a long-time political rival of BiBi Satanyahu and I guess there's something personal about his remarks. At the very least it looks like he's the original one and he's still alive, while BiBi actual status remains dubious.
https://nitter.poast.org/iwasnevrhere_/status/2035787362353983647#mI'm reading quite a few macho statements from UAE and SA. They must be mortally butthurt they've been definitely exposed for the zionist whores they are, plus they are taking huge economical hits and if PEDOnald tries something funny with Iran's energy infrastracture, they're gonna burn within a few hours.
At the very least, killing the idea of Dubai seems to have stopped the RSF in Sudan and the regular army is retaking many positions.
>>2751220At least it wasn't a1. His demeanor says they fucked up but he stumbled over the nuclear part like he didn't believe it.
So will Trump TACO on his threat or not?
>Trump gave Iran a 48-hour deadline—expiring at 23:44 GMT on March 23—to unconditionally reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
>If the waterway remains closed, Trump has vowed to destroy various Iranian power plants, explicitly stating he will start with "the biggest one first".
<Damavand Combined Cycle Power Plant (Pakdasht): This is the largest thermal power plant in Iran, with an installed capacity of approximately 2,868 megawatts. Located 50 kilometers southeast of Tehran, it provides more than a third of the electricity for Tehran province. Experts believe Trump may be referring to this plant due to its critical role in powering the capital.
<Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant: While its single operational reactor produces less power (roughly 1,000 megawatts) than Damavand, it is often called Iran's "biggest" or most important facility due to its unique status as the country's only operational nuclear power plant. It was recently hit by an "unspecified projectile" on March 18, 2026, though the reactor itself was reportedly not damaged.
>>2751241>if you don't adhere to our demands, we will destroy your civilian infrastructure!!!1Who's the terrorist here?
>>2751220well, unfortunately for everyone, he's not in the likud party, he's seen as a left-center (radlib) person, and despised in the hard-left circles at the same time. hate by everyone. no matter if he's hawkish, he's not hawkish enough for the political power led by satanyahoo as it is.
perhaps he was satanyahoo's defense minister in the coallition the likud party held power with the now defunct zionist labor's party, and that barak himself helped to destroy that party, but it's not influential and the zionist government is entrenched in the most foul messianic rhetoric ever (for its masses).
>>2751241I've read an article explaining there's no single energy plant generating more than a small percentage of the total national output. Orange Pedo doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Truth is he had to obey BiBi otherwise the VHS where he gets very raunch with Ivanka - Ivanka, not Ivana - back in the 1990s would be converted to mp4 and uploaded on youtube.
That said, if he orders some shit like that, the retaliation will take out as much as the oil and gas production fields as possible in all of the Gulf. The entire economies of all the GCC permanently tanked. Oil prices straight to the moon.
And if he tries to be funny with Kharg-jima, expect all western social media to ban footage from fpv drones yeeting marines on the regular.
>>2751135He's severely fucked in the head and needs a brain transplant so he never had "it".
I looked around and people seem to understand this is a war crime but nobody is doing anything about it.
>>2751259>I looked around and people seem to understand this is a war crimeAmeriburgers peers? ameriburger neighbors? burger coworkers?
>>2751261Everyone except a few fox viewers.
>>2751253I remember EB being in power in the late 1990s when he was touted as the one about to reach a deal with Arafat. Now I don't remember all the story of his squabbles with Satanyahu and the entire zionist body politics have been drifting to the most lunatic far right for a few decades that the "labour party" would have evaporated anyway - that's the same everywhere in the imperial core in that regard. It's also indicative they are wheeling out someone that is clearly compromised with/by the Jeffrey loli-network - Satanyahu even called him out at least once for that recently - and is really old - he's past 80, and Satanyahy himself is approaching is age. Or at least he was before he transmutated into pure ai slop.
>>2751256Keep hold of your cash. Fuck all of these cards, electronic payments and what-have-you. Hopefully enough Khorramshahrs will hit enough datacentres and fuck the entire financial infrastructure of global capitalism.
>>2751267>Satanyahu even called him out at least once for that recentlyyeah, as the only visible face of the protests against the corruption scandals that satanyahoo has; you know, the ones that trump is asking for the zionist president to pardon before sentence.
EB has little to no power at all there. maybe he's trying to rally a broad-tent coalition between libturds, and leftists.
>>2751256rant to the EU leaders, not the ameriturds in W.D.C. it's their responsibility to give you an out for whenever your decisions don't align with the US.
>>2751243>can't buy cheap rams because of AI because AI is killing the chips markets>can't buy cheap rams even if AI dies, because AI will die along with chip markets.what a shitshow for gamers.
>>2751241zionist entity already announced strikes against iranian infrastructure, so they won't even let him TACO, it's over, enjoy eternal poverty forever if you dont have 1000000 in gas right now
>>2751282and still no protests. no strikes. no coups. nothing. USA war is hypernormal. USAnians understand it as their natural state
>>2751283 (me)
it's so so over. decades of poverty are ahead of us.
>>2751285If I miss like even 3 hours work I won't have enough for rent I'd have to have at least 2 limbs missing for me to not go
>>2751289you know, back in the 19th and 20th centuries when the first large worker protests emerged, their life expectancy wasn't above the 50s. and very often not longer than they died before the 40 yo.
>>2751282Yeah the prices are fucked right now. I’ve been doing more cardio in general so I’m thinking I’ll just walk and jog wherever I can to save on gas.
>>2751291China is receiving Russian gas and Iranian oil as normal, though. It's the Euroids who have shortages, Asia to a lesser degree because Iran lets tankers through for them, and Murricans who get fucked over by gas prices
>>2751288It will take decades to recover from.
I won't be around to see it.
>>2751243it will make it blow up sooner because there will be massive tension in the ground between datacenter builders and people living wherever datacenters are being built, it's already pretty tense and some projects have been canceled due to public pressure
>>2751116can we finally stop with the acp hate now
>>2751093he have got fascinated with the BYDs.
big yellow dicks.
damn they might cut the internet. FUUUCK
>>2751243fam. every thing is going to burst
>>2751300Not a Burger - Mashallah - but as far as I can understand, that kind of local action can work in places with at least a shred of environmental legislation or some other regulatory restrictions that can be leveraged. But in shitholes like Texas they literally go brrrrrrrr. There's a video on youtube by "more perfect union" or some lib outlet talking about it. Most of the people complaining are even hard trumpsters but politics there is entirely in the pockets of amazon, meta, alphabet or some cryptowanker and there's zero legal protections against shit like that, basically Haiti-tier - and I know I'm defaming Haiti here.
>>2751298I'm more than happy to pay more for fuel if the zionist entity gets hammered and the ai bubble pops even sooner. Btw, I don't even have a car, kek!
>>2751276>what a shitshow for gamers.Shame they can't play the new Prince of Persia: Revenge of the Failson - Special Pahlavi Edition.
>>2751302>>2751304I've always though Haz had potential, he should have just worked on his communication skills earlier and harder. The "two holes" incident was both embarrassing and a slice of comedy gold for the ages. But give him a break, he's a young man and he's still learning.
>>2751308You know what? In the late 1990s I was big into Fist of the North Star. How cool would have been living in the post-apocalyptic wasteland! It just took a few decades too much, but we're finally here. I hope all techbros got boiled alive.
>>2751309>I've always though Haz had potentialHahahahaha
>>2750622Neetbux you say? Sign me up with Palantir!
>>2751243the ultra rich always avoid consequences
welp, it was nice knowing you guys. the burgers just had to go and elect a retarded psycho
>>2751282The funny thing is, California produces its own oil. It has refineries and oil fields.
Wait what's happening? Are they actually attacking Iran's energy infrastructure?
>>2751319Unironically with how people drive around here I don’t think a bike is that safe.
There are currently no transport aircraft with active transponders heading to MENA; a rare event that has only happened twice since the war began.
>>2751282That's nothing compared to Europe
pic related is euro/liter
2.67 euro/liter = 3,08 $/liter = 11.66 $/gallon
>>2751323If newsome was based he would nationalize the oil companies, boost production for ca, sell some
Use the money to buy panels and windfarms and subsidize ebikes and evs
>>2751309>Btw, I don't even have a car, kek!me neither, but i'm jobless and my savings are running out uhhh ahhh
>>2751344what does this mean
>>2751365its kinda too late for renewables unless u geg mecha stalin doing aggressive destruction of tech industries, oil industries, and agrarian industries across the entire globe at once with a sustained period of these relations to earth itself maintained for 10 years straight and maybe youd go net zero. degrowth and sustainability wont save the planet but might let u survive and get by in the whirlwind of climate change, assuming u can even grow shit consistently
>>2751373well we're about to find out if sudden, violent degrowth works or not
>>2751375it wont. im talking about tactics from the degrowth movement centered around sustainability. itll let you survive a bit longer than others, assuming u got the resources and know how, bc ur supposedly not as dependent on the centralized production that is global production. of course since no one is doing this en masse itll just be snack food that are for maybe a month emergency.
The only way we can solve climate change is a complete national mobilization to build as many reactors as we possibly can while implementing a new Manhattan Project to achieve Fusion power.
>>2751378like all the degrowth people i follow. got tiny garden levels of shit or post infographics. maybe theyre keeping their acres of food hidden for opsec but given their recent outbursts and panicking at people needing to get together to learn degrowth, it seems to imply they got nothing on 'em either. of course maybe the offline ones are who are really prepared but fuck.
>>2751370They have less shit to transport now.
>>2751395Shit, that's nothing, in NYC they also have their own parallel courts and police. The Hasidic cultists have an insane amount of power in NYC and if Zohran was half the man he says he was, he wouldn't be constantly bowing down to them.
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