turns out larry ellison is a poo sniffer:
>using the java engine in android phones he records a vast amount of the global population's shits. this is a plan he boldly describes as dedicated to peace through security, and his own solemn duty. he states that only an AI watches the recordings to observe for threats and he will supply recordings to the government with a court order.
>some would call this the raving delusion of an irresponsible madman. however for larry this is the latest incarnation of a software product he built in the 90s, one that would take detailed metrics on professional software programming teams, and page him whenever a programmer was about to take a bathroom break. this early success was the cornerstone of a business portfolio worth trillions of dollars.
>besides high tech AI and large scale IT infrastructure projects ellison's empire extends to television and multimedia production. he is one of the united states governments largest tech partners across all branches, and has made significant investments in israeli real estate, it's defense industry, and it's armed forces.
wtf? what other depraved shit are billionaires up to?
>>2799697
the existence of the petit bougeois is not a reason to ignore the excessive crimes of the arch vampire tier true bourgeois ya fuckin dickhead.
>>2799665what's the link to the account?
>>2799771this website is entirely about ragebaiting each other with kafka traps and unfalsifiable accusations. haven't you gotten the memo?
>>2799665>wtf? what other depraved shit are billionaires up to?anyone else remember the john mcafee antivirus guy being into scat and sex with literal whales? what a funny guy