Hello, this is a troll.
Our party cell's Perpetual Purpose Trust is currently deliberating on whether to exit our traditional Boglehead 70-30 Equity-Bond allocation for holding funds, a la the Norwegian GPFG in favor of more aggressive investment strategies like actively stock picking or even launching financial warfare on BTC and the S&P 500.
As we are ML Mao Zedong Thought adherents, we would like to conduct a Mass Line Operation to see what Leftypol thinks we should do with the money. The current AUM is 34 million USD, although a considerable portion is Euro denominated, in JPY, and CNY.
What would you suggest we do with the money?
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