>seize power promising you'll be less corrupt than the last corrupt dickhead
>fire a bunch of people in your government and replace them with loyalists
>war pops off with your larger neighbour
>align yourself with hardline nationalists and implement anti-communist policies in your government
>the war becomes a fuckfire nightmare consisting of endless trench warfare
>america and the rest of the west gives you an endless amount of loans and sells you shitloads of guns and missiles
>american government also forces you to accept a bunch of shitty future one-sided trade deals involving giving your natural resources to us corporations
>america also does some underhanded deals with the opposing side that you've been fighting tooth and nail for the past 5 years
>be zelensky
>pic unrelated
Haha good jork
Ukrainian invasion of Moldova when?
I've been bamboozled!
Sounds like trump ngl
word for word applies to putin too kek