/leftypol/ - Leftist Politically Incorrect

Motivated me to get my first job. I was afraid of being bullied for being too shy or ending up being incompetent but a dialectical understanding made me realize that I would slowly transform in such a way that I'd become more fit for whatever environment I was about to join. And it was so.

>provide an example of an instance where you used the dialectical method to solve a problem in your life.

I had shit in my ass after pooping, with the marxist method I localized where the contradiction was with scientific accuracy (it was in my anus, "ass" was a mystification, bourgeois ideology even), so I negated the poop with toilet paper, and then negated the negation by throwing the paper into the toilet and flushing it, I felt a big sense of historical progression

>>2952209
so you would say the dialectical materialist method helped you better integrate into capitalist society?

I was hungry, this dialectically motivated me to go to the fridge and pull out sausage, onions, and eggs. I cranked the stove to create a contradiction between the stove, food, and pan and resolved it by frying the food in the pan, the dialectical motions creating cooked food that is safer and tastier than if I raw egg in my mouth and drank it like Rocky.

Dialectics is too rigid of a model. I just freestyle my life problems

>>2952468
Yes, now the second step is to exhaust that integration to the point where its inner contradixons lead me to the vanguard of the revolution

>>2952460
The superior ass cleaning method:

1. Wipe with tissue
   
2. Throw tissue away
   
3. Rinse anus with wotah
   
4. Wipe again with tissue to (i) remove any potential residuals, (ii) dry the wetted area
   
5. Pull up yo pants, walk around with a nice clean anus
   
   

Leftist supremacy starts in the shitter. Reject anarcho-dirtiness, embrace Marxist hygiene.